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BOARDS - The Movie

  • 06-05-2014 12:04am
    #1
    rockbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,548 ✭✭✭


    Who will be in it?

    What's the plot?

    I'm going for Jason Statham as The Facekicker:D

    Now whose faces is he kicking and why... and who's the love interest???

    Will there be a sequel or a trilogy???


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  • #2
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Sequel to involve finding out the contents of a mysterious safe....?


  • #3
    ElectroJazz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭ElectroJazz


    It will probably end up something like Benefits Street to be honest.


  • #4
    Sam Mac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,227 ✭✭✭Sam Mac


    Sylvester Stallone will be playing Dav :p


  • #5
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    It would have to be tragedy of epic proportions.


  • #6
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    To bad Morgan Freeman won't be in it as he's dead again


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  • #7
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    It would be a few people in a office ****ting themselves someone will post something that gets them sued


  • #8
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    DeVore
    Dav
    Dr. B


  • #9
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    DeVore
    Dav
    Dr. B
    And TeddyTedson, franctically yanking out headphones to offer support to distressed female commuters.



    Sorry. :p


  • #10
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    Steve Buscemi pulls out a girl's earphones on a bus. :pac:

    edit: Shopoholic beat me to it! :P


  • #11
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    A dishevelled Dustin Hoffman as moi si vu plais citreon bonjour!


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  • #12
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Who would play me?


  • #13
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Who would play me?

    Katy Perry


  • #14
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    tallaghtmick wrote: »
    Katy Perry

    She'll do. No more replies please.


  • #15
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Bill Cosby as Duggy747


  • #16
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Who'll play Trent?


  • #17
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    dgt wrote: »
    Who'll play Trent?

    Clint motherfúckin Eastwood


  • #18
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    tallaghtmick wrote: »
    Katy Perry

    They definitely have two things in common ;)


  • #19
    131spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    Samantha Mumba to collaborate with the Artane Boys Band on the soundtrack :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQMV1iQ-Xsc


  • #20
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    They definitely have two things in common ;)

    I don't know what you're referring to!....


  • #21
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Balls


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  • #22
    AngryHippie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    Downey Junior as RTDH


  • #23
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,696 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    Who'll play the Poll?


  • #24
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Sam Mac wrote: »
    Sylvester Stallone will be playing Dav :p

    I would've thought John Goodman circa Big Lebowski for Dav


  • #25
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Kfallon can be played by Keith Lemon! :D


  • #26
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    A messed up love story involving mike_ie


  • #27
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    Monsters of Jizz

    It will also involve faces, i'm sure you can guess the rest


  • #28
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    I vote J.J Abrams to write and direct because we're still unlikely to find out what the whole thing was about at the end anyway, so we might as well go all out and get him on board; to convolute things even further.


  • #29
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Can someone PM me pics of Cupcake there please.


  • #30
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,940 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    dgt wrote: »
    Who'll play Trent?

    Trent Reznor


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  • #31
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Can someone PM me pics of Cupcake there please.

    No.


  • #32
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Seeing as they're both a little crazy and bold, Drew Barrymore to play Mauzo ;)


  • #33
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    rockbeast wrote: »
    Who will be in it?

    What's the plot?

    I'm going for Jason Statham as The Facekicker:D

    Now whose faces is he kicking and why... and who's the love interest???

    Will there be a sequel or a trilogy???
    The plot is that Facekicker is the leader of a large gang of bad asses who go around messing with governments and causing general upheaval. They use boards.ie to communicate with each other. They can't be tracked or stopped and use boards as a recruiting ground.


  • #34
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Seeing as they're both a little crazy and bold, Drew Barrymore to play Mauzo ;)

    I look nothing like her thank f*ck :D


  • #35
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I look nothing like her thank f*ck :D

    This I know but the rest is true ;)


  • #36
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    The plot to Boards II: 2 After, 2 Hours is people looking for the first movie, which was never made due to the thread being unceremoniously deleted.


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  • #37
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    orangesoda wrote: »
    Monsters of Jizz

    It will also involve faces, i'm sure you can guess the rest

    There'll be no sex in it, just a bunch of ill informed dweebs arguing with each other over nonsense.


  • #38
    fro9etb8j5qsl2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    Sylvester Stallone to play Facekicker!!! :D


  • #39
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    No.

    Joking :p


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Liam Neeson as DeV.
    Penn Jillette as Dav.
    Nicolas Cage as everyone else.


  • #41
    errlloyd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,619 ✭✭✭✭errlloyd


    I'd like it to be a psyche thriller, something like Momento or Fight Club.


    Perhaps (not unlike fight club), a camera which follows the seemingly unrelated, or only minorly related stories of two characters. The first (A) - a real person, nerdy figure, works from home, mostly lonely. The second is the successful, funny, down with the ladies man.

    The second (B) doesn't actually exist, its just the fantasy of how the first portrays himself on boards. Half of B's life is directly made up by A and posted in various threads. So for instance if A talks about his job in a thread, he's making it up, that will be Bs job. The actually personality of B comes from how A posts. So A is a brilliant and witty poster, that makes B a brilliant and witty person. Even if A's jokes are just reposts, and his brilliance is just wikipedia, the way those jokes appear (naturally funny and beyond genius) are how B looks to the outside world.

    The story of the film is that through various things, beers nights, continuity errors in his posts, factual mistakes, B's story begins to unravel on boards. On film this will be reflected in his reality beginning to fall a bits, (like "glitches in the Matrix" or like when people begin to question why you're in the dream in "Inception") if you like. A in real life begins to track down the posters who are unravelling B's world and kill them in real life. Eventually leading A to murder B's love interest - who is of course his own love interest.

    My only problem is that I have horrifically negative stereotyped the exact person I am.


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  • #42
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Joking :p

    Still no! Mainly because I hate to be the bearer of bad news :P


  • #43
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Still no! Mainly because I hate to be the bearer of bad news :P

    I'm not sure I follow!? I have been awake for far too long!
    I think I've seen your picture somewhere before, maybe the tattoo forum was it?


  • #44
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Well it will involve some kind of futuristic piss cannons.



    Maybe a heist to steal all of the thumbs from the mod guarded thumbs up vault/ground safe.


  • #45
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I'm not sure I follow!? I have been awake for far too long!
    I think I've seen your picture somewhere before, maybe the tattoo forum was it?

    Very possibly!

    Now go to bed!


  • #46
    johnmcdnl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭johnmcdnl


    Who's wants to volunteer their child to be punched in the face?


  • #47
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    johnmcdnl wrote: »
    Who's wants to volunteer their child to be punched in the face?

    Afraid not, Teddy has just been sent to bed.


  • #48
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Who would Zac Efron play I wonder?


  • #49
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    Who would Zac Efron play I wonder?

    I hear he's very good at playing a total cnut.


  • #50
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    Who would Zac Efron play I wonder?

    Is Eden Hazard the gas lad who did the Zoolander style poses over on Know Your Lookalikes?





    Yes?

    Him so ;)


  • #51
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    I want Sandra Bullock to play me. :D


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