Should clothing sizes greater than XL be banned?

Mint Aero · 05-05-2014 10:20AM #1

Just saw an ad there for clothing up to XXXXXL. Disgusting.

Firstly it's a waste of material. Environmental impact and all that jazz.

Secondly people wouldn't be so quick to scoff big macs if they knew they would have to wear a bed sheet everywhere once they tubbisize themselves past XL.

I rest my case.

suicide_circus · 05-05-2014 10:22AM

Why the hate? Are you an former fatty?

Hande hoche! · 05-05-2014 10:22AM

Are you not causing the extremely muscular to have no clothing?

The Hill Billy · 05-05-2014 10:24AM

Sweet Jebus! There isn't a facepalm pic XXXXXXXXXL enough for this thread.

Arthur Beesley · 05-05-2014 10:24AM

Why stop there? Why should we allow XL? Are you XL, OP?

I saw we string up anyone larger than Medium.

umop.episdn · 05-05-2014 10:24AM

The thought of a tour party of naked sumo wrestlers wandering through the Guinness store house makes me more than a little queasy.

simplybam · 05-05-2014 10:24AM

People who need clothing sizes greater than XL should be banned. And people who need clothing sizes greater than XL who wear anything tight should be euthanized since they're causing severe mental anguish and distress in others :eek:

jamesbere · 05-05-2014 10:24AM

So we'll just have loads of fat naked people walking around.

Mint Aero · 05-05-2014 10:25AM

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Are you not causing the extremely muscular to have no clothing?

They wear tight spandex in extra small

Arthur Beesley · 05-05-2014 10:25AM

Mint Aero wrote: »

Just saw an ad there for clothing up to XXXXXL. Disgusting.

Firstly it's a waste of material. Environmental impact and all that jazz.

Secondly people wouldn't be so quick to scoff big macs if they knew they would have to wear a bed sheet everywhere once they tubbisize themselves past XL.

I rest my case.

Get yourself a Mumu, fat boy.

carraig2 · 05-05-2014 10:26AM

Would you prefer us xxxxxl people to walk around naked?
Maybe we turn you on mint aero.

Mena · 05-05-2014 10:27AM

What a retarded thread, what a retarded idea. The mind boggles.

Teyla Emmagan · 05-05-2014 10:27AM

That's very compassionate of you. Personally I think someone who needs clothes that big may not be leaving the house too much anyway, so I doubt they'd be worried about having to wear a sheet. I don't imagine fashion is on your mind that much when you're busy killing yourself with food.

michellie · 05-05-2014 10:27AM

I don't think the XXXXXXL people do much walking anyway, you won't see them around.

c_man · 05-05-2014 10:27AM

Mint Aero wrote: »

Firstly it's a waste of material. Environmental impact and all that jazz.

Damn PC, do-gooder brigade.

simplybam · 05-05-2014 10:28AM

jamesbere wrote: »

So we'll just have loads of fat naked people walking around.

Only if they're actually able to walk. But it wouldn't really make a diffence, since all the folds of skin flopping around their ankles cover everything else up, anyway :-&

efb · 05-05-2014 10:28AM

Do you even lift, brah?

DMcL1971 · 05-05-2014 10:29AM

Should clothing sizes greater than XL be banned?

No, but you should be Mint Aero

Soft Falling Rain · 05-05-2014 10:32AM

Mint Aero wrote: »

Just saw an ad there for clothing up to XXXXXL. Disgusting.

Firstly it's a waste of material. Environmental impact and all that jazz.

Secondly people wouldn't be so quick to scoff big macs if they knew they would have to wear a bed sheet everywhere once they tubbisize themselves past XL.

I rest my case.

Ya, let's ostracise the fat bastards even more.

jamesbere · 05-05-2014 10:33AM

simplybam wrote: »

Only if they're actually able to walk. But it wouldn't really make a diffence, since all the folds of skin flopping around their ankles cover everything else up, anyway :-&

I was afraid to click on that link for a second

gramar · 05-05-2014 10:37AM

If XXXXXL is so offensive then call it 5XL.

Or else we could start with XXXXXS and L would become the new XXXXXL.

Or even better you could just try to cope with the reality that there are people of all shapes and sizes in the world.

Penny Tration · 05-05-2014 10:40AM

More fat bashing. AH never gets boring.

smcgiff · 05-05-2014 10:43AM

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

I saw we string up anyone larger than Medium.

You see the flaw in your plan don't you... Eventually

December2012 · 05-05-2014 10:45AM

Mint Aero wrote: »

Secondly people wouldn't be so quick to scoff big macs if they knew they would have to wear a bed sheet everywhere once they tubbisize themselves past XL..

Can they still scoff Mint Aeros?

Arthur Beesley · 05-05-2014 10:46AM

smcgiff wrote: »

You see the flaw in your plan don't you... Eventually

Don't worry, we'll either change the rule as I get older or redefine what Medium means.

Muise... · 05-05-2014 10:47AM

gramar wrote: »

If XXXXXL is so offensive then call it 5XL.

Or else we could start with XXXXXS and L would become the new XXXXXL.

Or even better you could just try to cope with the reality that there are people of all shapes and sizes in the world.

XXXXXL in Roman numerals would be LL, which would be C. And then the bedsheets would be togas. Throw in a laurel hairband and the fatties would be all style.

gramar · 05-05-2014 10:58AM

Muise... wrote: »

XXXXXL in Roman numerals would be LL, which would be C. And then the bedsheets would be togas. Throw in a laurel hairband and the fatties would be all style.

Thing is the OP wants to throw them to the lions in the colosseum.

Muise... · 05-05-2014 11:01AM

gramar wrote: »

Thing is the OP wants to throw them to the lions in the colosseum.

No, I think he just wants to see them naked.

stimpson · 05-05-2014 11:07AM

I'm not fat - I'm just Extra medium.

hoodwinked · 05-05-2014 11:07AM

please! no more messing with sizes, it's bad enough as is....

these days everytime i buy a size 10 and i have to try it on, some fit some don't.

and why does womens clothing have to be so awkward anyway with their odd even numbers, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18? why can't we size in inches like mens clothing!

that way you pick your clothing based on the inches of your waist instead of saying "oh i have to fit in that size 10" it's ridiculous, we are what we are and as long as we are healthy who cares what size we are.

/rant

actually feck it i was wrong above why not just scrap sizing completely!

gramar · 05-05-2014 11:08AM

Muise... wrote: »

No, I think he just wants to see them naked.

I see, so it's like the KKK guy who was caught with a black transvestite.
OP doesn't practice what they preach.

Should clothing sizes greater than XL be banned?

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