Toilet graffiti You Can't Argue with...

my favourite ever:

http://pizzacomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sctty-beam.jpg

Flush twice - it's a long way to the Restaurant

Belfield - early 80's

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls

On the condom machine in Fibbers; "Please insert baby for refund" :pac:

'If in the jacks there is no paper, use your finger as a scraper'.

'beware the limbo dancers' written in the ladies cubicles.

My dad is now retired but a couple of years ago he was using the toilets in work and on one of the walls it read "Incest. A game the whole family can play."

Most of the lads my dad worked with were in their 30's to 60s. So you can get a sense of the maturity level involved here :pac:

Seen in a nightclub years ago "Call my whore ex gf who cheated on me with 10 guys in the last 2 months. Teach the **** a lesson"

I was a bit confused as to why he put it up. Only thing I was thinking was ya they'll teach her a lesson alright.. Went back a few weeks later and the wall was covered with "Cheers for the easy ride mate, dirty tramp" messages. Turns out 1 of the lads I was out with that night rang the number for the craic expecting a wind up. Turns out went to hers that night, took a video, and showed it to us the next day.

Suddenly the lyrics "The writing is on the wall" had a whole new meaning.

There's one in the jacks in the Trinity library where someone wrote "what would you do if you weren't afraid?" and someone else has replied "probably write on more toilet paper dispensers."