Toilet graffiti You Can't Argue with...

El Weirdo

A mate of mine posted this on Facebook the other day...



You can't argue with that, can you?

Any more examples of toilet graffiti that is undeniably correct?

Knob Longman

I R A In Rachel's Arse

Spotted it in a jacks on a train to London.

Lucifer MorningStar

Call Jacinta on 0871234567 for kinky sex

osarusan

my favourite ever:

http://pizzacomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sctty-beam.jpg

131spanner

Written in the jacks at the local court when we did a trip in secondary:

If these walls were made of cake
I'd eat a hole and make a break
But since these walls are made of stone
I'd better leave the cúnts alone.

:D:D

Nodster

Flush twice - it's a long way to the Restaurant

Belfield - early 80's

stefan idiot jones

On a site in Huddersfield.

Last week I couldn't spell foreman,
now I are one.

TheMilkyPirate

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls

osarusan

By no means original, but one I remember from university was something written above the toilet paper dispenser: arts degree - please take one.

Stained Class

Your families future lies in your hands.

(Above a urinal)

orangesoda

Please wash your hands

'hands' is modified to say 'anus'

the_syco

On the condom machine in Fibbers; "Please insert baby for refund" :pac:

TheBrinch

http://i43.tinypic.com/29lfz46.jpg

Schwiiing

'If in the jacks there is no paper, use your finger as a scraper'.

biko

"Employees must wash hands before returning to work"

Mince Pie

'beware the limbo dancers' written in the ladies cubicles.

The Backwards Man

The one word witties are the best.

Knob
Arse
Fanny

Move aside Oscar Wilde

AlanS181824

There's one I remember from school, "Takin a Shīt, lol, quar smeli" then someone wrote beside it, "This isn't Facebook fcuk off!" :pac:

El Weirdo

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The one word witties are the best.

Knob
Arse
Fanny

Move aside Oscar Wilde

/thread

B.A._Baracus

My dad is now retired but a couple of years ago he was using the toilets in work and on one of the walls it read "Incest. A game the whole family can play."

Most of the lads my dad worked with were in their 30's to 60s. So you can get a sense of the maturity level involved here :pac:

kowloon

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/funny-bathroom-messages-graffiti-26.jpg?w=500

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BCRo-2MtGG4/TtkC2cvzcJI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/D4yfWfODaf0/s1600/bacon_dispenser.jpg

Paddy Cow

Are you John Connor?

Sparks43

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Call Jacinta on 0871234567 for kinky sex

Bitch won't answer

Lenmeister

Seen in a nightclub years ago "Call my whore ex gf who cheated on me with 10 guys in the last 2 months. Teach the **** a lesson"

I was a bit confused as to why he put it up. Only thing I was thinking was ya they'll teach her a lesson alright.. Went back a few weeks later and the wall was covered with "Cheers for the easy ride mate, dirty tramp" messages. Turns out 1 of the lads I was out with that night rang the number for the craic expecting a wind up. Turns out went to hers that night, took a video, and showed it to us the next day.

Suddenly the lyrics "The writing is on the wall" had a whole new meaning.

No Pants

"The bible is the Word of God" - St. Teresa

Seen in the jacks of a cafe near the St.Stephen's Green end of Grafton Street.

fearrua

There's one in the jacks in the Trinity library where someone wrote "what would you do if you weren't afraid?" and someone else has replied "probably write on more toilet paper dispensers."

glic71rods46t0

Lets play toilet tennis.....

Look to your left

(and on the opposite wall) look to your right

Lenmeister

Lenmeister wrote: »

Seen in a nightclub years ago "Call my whore ex gf who cheated on me with 10 guys in the last 2 months. Teach the **** a lesson"

I was a bit confused as to why he put it up. Only thing I was thinking was ya they'll teach her a lesson alright.. Went back a few weeks later and the wall was covered with "Cheers for the easy ride mate, dirty tramp" messages. Turns out 1 of the lads I was out with that night rang the number for the craic expecting a wind up. Turns out went to hers that night, took a video, and showed it to us the next day.

Suddenly the lyrics "The writing is on the wall" had a whole new meaning.

The ex gf isn't the one who looks worst in this story.

No Pants

Candie wrote: »

The ex gf isn't the one who looks worst in this story.

I beg to differ.

Larry Wildman

Seen in the toilets in UCD:

"Fucaigh na Sasanach Bastardach"

to which someone rather wittily replied:

"Agus fuc na daoine a usaideann pidgeon Gaelige freisin"

frankyboy1986

above an empty toilet roll dispenser,

In this box you-ll find no paper,
use your finger or a scraper,
If a scraper cant be found,
Just wipe your arse along the ground

Menas

Give pacivists a fair crack at the whip.

deandean

written down the front of the toilet bowl, so you had.to bend over to read it all:

you
are now
crapping
at an angle
of 85 degrees

dxhound2005

Everyone in RTE is gay.
Except Gay Byrne and he's a lesbian.

Vojera

In the toilets of the Elephant House (café where JK Rowling started writing Harry Potter):

Pinch Flat

"Beware of gay limbo dancers" and and arrow point down on the back of the door in my school

razorblunt

In UCC, Boole Library:

"Too many gays in this college."

To which someone appended ... "And not enough time?"

keith16

Read this somewhere before, can't remember:

Since toilet graffiti is done neither for financial gain, or critical appraisal, it is the purest form or art.

Or something like that.

Andersonisgod

My favourite is this one from a cafe in Waterford:

A list of things I hate the most: graffiti, lists, irony.

the_syco

the_syco wrote: »

On the condom machine in Fibbers; "Please insert baby for refund" :pac:

Something like this; https://www.flickr.com/photos/iamchristill/4420697532/

harvester of sorrow

Seen one in CIT years ago,
Wanted,
n****r to act as HGV mudflap,

Must be flexible and willing to travel long distances.
:eek:

extra gravy

No Pants wrote: »

I beg to differ.

Ah yes, she's a tramp but he's a "lad" I suppose. Yawn.

kfallon

Here I sit, brokenhearted,
Came to shít but only farted!

_Redzer_

In college on the toilet paper dispenser it says "pull for arts degree".

I've seen it done a few times already, but it never ceases to me funny

OneOfThem Stumbled

From the Arts Block lavatory in UCD:


Run a hot bath
Turn off the lights
And pretend you are back in the womb at

sligoface

Dublin, someone wrote, 'Polish go home.'
Another person added, 'But leave your women.'
A third added, 'And take ours wit ya.'

Santa Cruz

I love the girls who do
I love the girls who don't
I hate the ones who say they will
and then they say they won't
but the girls that I love most of all
and I 'm sure you'll say I'm right
are the ones who say they never do
but look as if they might.

Toilet Kings Cross 1997

beano345

On the toilet door in my old job! 10/10 for smartness

languagenerd

The women's toilets in college always had loads of graffiti - incl agony aunt type advice, poetry, confessions and stuff like
"I put the STUD in STUDENT"
"I put the DENT in STUDENT"
"I put the STD in many students "

The weirdest one I ever saw was "IF YOU HAVE A POLISH BOYFRIEND, CHECK THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A WIFE HIDING IN POLAND".

Dirty Dingus McGee

It was in the toilets in the library in NUI Maynooth a few years back.

" Join the pro life society or i'll kill you"

rolliepoley

Beware of the ponies.