What's the worst film you've ever seen?

dark crystal · 03-05-2014 12:54AM #1

Was just reading a thread on another site there where people were listing their worst ever films and it got me thinking of the worst film I ever saw.

For me, it was a film called 'Nothing But Trouble', which was Dan Aykroyd's one and only attempt at directing. Jesus, it was bad. I think it even won a razzie award the year it came out. Many films have come close, but nothing has ever beaten the sheer, jaw dropping awfulness of that film yet for me.

What film tops the all time shit-o-meter for you?

Links234 · 03-05-2014 12:55AM

Dunno, but X-Men Origins: Wolverine has to be up there.

Shakespeare's Sister · 03-05-2014 12:56AM

Pretty Woman
The Bodyguard

BNMC · 03-05-2014 12:57AM

Cling.

Hotale.com · 03-05-2014 12:57AM

The Cold Light of Day.

Avatar.

Devil's Due.

Unstoppable (I walked out).

All Things to All Men (I also walked out).

Rayne Wooney · 03-05-2014 12:57AM

Oblivion

guinnessdrinker · 03-05-2014 12:58AM

Dracula 3000 was pretty bad.

I watched it with a group of friends, at first we thought it was a really bad comedy film but apparently it was suppose to be a serious horror film set on a spaceship complete with a cape wearing Dracula!!!

LETHAL LADY · 03-05-2014 12:58AM

Wag the Dog with Dustin Hoffmann, pure unadulterated plap.

Tokarev · 03-05-2014 12:59AM

Plan 9 from outer space.

People told me, watch it, it's a cult classic and all that.

What a crock of crap it was.

Zak Flaps · 03-05-2014 12:59AM

The Shawshank Redemption

(only kidding)

Hotale.com · 03-05-2014 12:59AM

Also all these superhero films are getting seriously ****.

The first Spider-Man from about 10 years ago and The Dark knight were okay, I've hated the rest I've seen.

shamrock55 · 03-05-2014 01:00AM

Sharknado:D

RandomName2 · 03-05-2014 01:00AM

Prometheus

Frosty McSnowballs · 03-05-2014 01:00AM

The Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes!

PrettyBoy · 03-05-2014 01:00AM

Teeth

Hotale.com · 03-05-2014 01:00AM

shamrock55 wrote: »

Sharknado:D

Liar!

littlelulu · 03-05-2014 01:01AM

Adam and Paul....

That was utter faeces!

dark crystal · 03-05-2014 01:02AM

Magaggie wrote: »

Pretty Woman
The Bodyguard

Guilty pleasure heaven right there!

Tasden · 03-05-2014 01:04AM

RandomName2 wrote: »

Prometheus

I had such high hopes for this but ended up walking out of the cinema absolutely bewildered

sabat · 03-05-2014 01:04AM

films can be 'bad' for a lot of reasons but the only one that actually makes me angry is Requiem for a Dream. It's the perfect example of artistic and intellectual failure and when any 'cinema fan' mentions it as one of their favorites I instantly lose all respect for them

wazky · 03-05-2014 01:05AM

Tropic Thunder, fell asleep in the cinema due to boredom.

thelad95 · 03-05-2014 01:06AM

Grown Ups
Scary Movie 3,4,5 (1 and 2 are bearable)
White Chicks
Paranormal Activity. Couldn't see what all the fuss was about. Terrible production values and not particularly scary.
Happy Gilmore

Albertofrog · 03-05-2014 01:07AM

I remember a Tom Arnold film called The Stupids.
Fell asleep in the cinema watching it.
Dross.

sdanseo · 03-05-2014 01:11AM

Anything on Sky Movies during the day, tbh. If they have to show it 74 times a week it's not worth the bother.

shruikan2553 · 03-05-2014 01:12AM

Twilight, terrible acting and terrible story.

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Teeth

It's not too bad if you look at it as a comedy, I don't think it is the intended genre though.

Adamantium · 03-05-2014 01:12AM

Sucker Punch and Transformers 2.

Cold light of day.

What to expect when you're expecting and it's sequel I couldn't bite down on the cyanide capsule quick enough

DEFTLEFTHAND · 03-05-2014 01:12AM

Tokarev wrote: »

Plan 9 from outer space.

People told me, watch it, it's a cult classic and all that.

What a crock of crap it was.

Ah yeah directed by B movie legend Ed Wood, horrendous low budget garbage that was panned by critics in the 50s. A good selection of his films are considered cult classics. Is it the so bad it's good rule? or maybe we just don't get it. :pac:

Bafucin · 03-05-2014 01:14AM

Some films are so bad they're good.

It's mediocre ones that you really hate.

osarusan · 03-05-2014 01:15AM

In terms of stuff with a big enough budget:

Armageddeon was a disgrace to cinema.

Se7en was s steaming pile of crap.

Troy was bad beyond description.

Saw a film the other day called The Ides of March. For the cast (Clooney, Seymour Hoffman, Gosling, Giamatti) it was very formulaic and lame. Actually, Gosling is a woeful actor.

Archeron · 03-05-2014 01:15AM

Disaster Movie. I know that genre of films are generally crap, but good god this was a whole new level.

RikkFlair · 03-05-2014 01:16AM

I saw one recently where James Franco and Seth Rogen etc are playing themselves and its the end of the world, absolute garbage.

What's the worst film you've ever seen?

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