What's the worst film you've ever seen?

dark crystal

Was just reading a thread on another site there where people were listing their worst ever films and it got me thinking of the worst film I ever saw.

For me, it was a film called 'Nothing But Trouble', which was Dan Aykroyd's one and only attempt at directing. Jesus, it was bad. I think it even won a razzie award the year it came out. Many films have come close, but nothing has ever beaten the sheer, jaw dropping awfulness of that film yet for me.

What film tops the all time shit-o-meter for you?

Links234

Dunno, but X-Men Origins: Wolverine has to be up there.

Shakespeare's Sister

Pretty Woman
The Bodyguard

BNMC

Cling.

Hotale.com

The Cold Light of Day.

Avatar.

Devil's Due.

Unstoppable (I walked out).

All Things to All Men (I also walked out).

Rayne Wooney

Oblivion

guinnessdrinker

Dracula 3000 was pretty bad.

I watched it with a group of friends, at first we thought it was a really bad comedy film but apparently it was suppose to be a serious horror film set on a spaceship complete with a cape wearing Dracula!!!

LETHAL LADY

Wag the Dog with Dustin Hoffmann, pure unadulterated plap.

Tokarev

Plan 9 from outer space.

People told me, watch it, it's a cult classic and all that.

What a crock of crap it was.

Zak Flaps

The Shawshank Redemption


(only kidding)

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Also all these superhero films are getting seriously ****.

The first Spider-Man from about 10 years ago and The Dark knight were okay, I've hated the rest I've seen.

shamrock55

Sharknado:D

RandomName2

Prometheus

Frosty McSnowballs

The Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes!

PrettyBoy

Teeth

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shamrock55 wrote: »

Sharknado:D

Liar!

littlelulu

Adam and Paul....

That was utter faeces!

dark crystal

Magaggie wrote: »

Pretty Woman
The Bodyguard

Guilty pleasure heaven right there!

Tasden

RandomName2 wrote: »

Prometheus

I had such high hopes for this but ended up walking out of the cinema absolutely bewildered

sabat

films can be 'bad' for a lot of reasons but the only one that actually makes me angry is Requiem for a Dream. It's the perfect example of artistic and intellectual failure and when any 'cinema fan' mentions it as one of their favorites I instantly lose all respect for them

wazky

Tropic Thunder, fell asleep in the cinema due to boredom.

thelad95

Grown Ups
Scary Movie 3,4,5 (1 and 2 are bearable)
White Chicks
Paranormal Activity. Couldn't see what all the fuss was about. Terrible production values and not particularly scary.
Happy Gilmore

Albertofrog

I remember a Tom Arnold film called The Stupids.
Fell asleep in the cinema watching it.
Dross.

sdanseo

Anything on Sky Movies during the day, tbh. If they have to show it 74 times a week it's not worth the bother.

shruikan2553

Twilight, terrible acting and terrible story.

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Teeth

It's not too bad if you look at it as a comedy, I don't think it is the intended genre though.

Adamantium

Sucker Punch and Transformers 2.

Cold light of day.

What to expect when you're expecting and it's sequel I couldn't bite down on the cyanide capsule quick enough

DEFTLEFTHAND

Tokarev wrote: »

Plan 9 from outer space.

People told me, watch it, it's a cult classic and all that.

What a crock of crap it was.

Ah yeah directed by B movie legend Ed Wood, horrendous low budget garbage that was panned by critics in the 50s. A good selection of his films are considered cult classics. Is it the so bad it's good rule? or maybe we just don't get it. :pac:

Bafucin

Some films are so bad they're good.

It's mediocre ones that you really hate.

osarusan

In terms of stuff with a big enough budget:

Armageddeon was a disgrace to cinema.

Se7en was s steaming pile of crap.

Troy was bad beyond description.

Saw a film the other day called The Ides of March. For the cast (Clooney, Seymour Hoffman, Gosling, Giamatti) it was very formulaic and lame. Actually, Gosling is a woeful actor.

Archeron

Disaster Movie. I know that genre of films are generally crap, but good god this was a whole new level.

RikkFlair

I saw one recently where James Franco and Seth Rogen etc are playing themselves and its the end of the world, absolute garbage.

SEPT 23 1989

Twister

no beginning no middle and no end

dark crystal

osarusan wrote: »

Se7en was s steaming pile of crap.

:eek:

e_e

I've seen a tonne of just incompetently made films that I was more or less indifferent about but here's some films I actively hated:

Babel
Charlie Casanova
Crash
Eden Lake
The Impossible
The Passion of the Christ
Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom
Slumdog Millionaire

Adamantium

Se7en and Tropic Thunder? Really?

I know taste is subjective, but people really need to see some really bad films

There must of been some technical aspects you enjoy in even a film you don't like!

IvaBigWun

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Wag the Dog with Dustin Hoffmann, pure unadulterated plap.

:eek:


A very on form Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman.

A great supporting cast

Anne Heche
Denis Leary
A young Kirsten Dunst
William H. Macy!

And then small, almost cameo roles from Willie Nelson and Woody Harrelson?

:eek:

A great script, a cool soundtrack from Mark Knophler, 85% on Rotten Tomatoes?


:eek:

Whats not to love?!

Suffice to say a film I rewatch every couple of years. Love it

BrianBoru00

Freddy got fingered

sweet Jebus :eek::eek::eek:

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IvaBigWun wrote: »

William H. Macy!

Is that the serial killer?

dark crystal

Hotale.com wrote: »

Is that the serial killer?

You're thinking of John Wayne Gacy

jacksie66

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Vito Corleone

Inception.

Rob094

The Spirit.

Only time I've ever wanted to leave the cinema early however my friend insisted it could redeem itself in the second half.
It didn't.

Links234

Priest was pretty awful too

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dark crystal wrote: »

You're thinking of John Wayne Gacy

That's the one :pac:

osarusan

dark crystal wrote: »

:eek:

Not a popular opinion, I know. I just hated it, hated the pathetic attempts to set a tone with constant rain and darkness, hated the dialogue, hated everything.

Sin City and 300 can be added to the list.

jacksie66

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dee_mc

The House Bunny. It's my friend's favourite film... which may have made me reassess our friendship a bit:D

Un Croissant

The Big Lebowski

Insect Overlord

"Time Machine", starring our own Samantha Mumba. Just impossible to enjoy.

jacksie66

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bonerjams03

300: Rise of an Empire

I went along for the evening that was in it... I knew that it was never going to win any Oscars, but jaysus; the acting was awful and that on top of the 'storyline'. I'm not one to engage in conspiracy theories, but everything in it was geared towards deamonising the Middle/East. White Greek Democracy vs. Brown Arab cruelty.

Just shambolic. There have been films that have let me down more, in that I expected good things and got something ok, but that was simply the worst for something that was attempting to be half decent.