How often do you order takeaway? Pizza, Chinese, Indian or whatever?

AH pilgrims, I suppose Im looking for this thread to make me feel less guilty of being a gluttonous pig and ordering a takaway for the second time this week

To be fair to my guilty conciousness Id usually only order one every two months or so, so this week is an exception.

How often do you order takeaway? Pizza, Chinese, Indian or whatever?

Poll to be added with:

Once a week
Twice a week
Three times a week
Four times a week
Five times a week
Six times a week
Every night!
Once every two weeks
Once every three weeks
Once a month
Every two months
Every three months
Once or twice a year max
Never
Other (please specify)