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What's the craziest realization you've ever had?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    That the lyrics for the song 'I'm horny' by Mousse T are 'I'm horny, horny, horny, horny' NOT 'I'm honey, honey, honey, honey'.

    Used to go around singing it as a kid and was convinced it was 'I'm honey'. My mind was blown when I realised I had been singing the wrong lyrics all along.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    No matter what I do I will never be happy, every day it is the first thing that pops into my head and is the only thing that is recurring all day, fml.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Guinness, it really does turn your ****e black!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    That life really isn't that fair. No-one owes you anything.Don't blame people for your own failings. You make your own luck and your own way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    you make your own luck and your own way.
    Grand philosophy until you get cancer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,579 ✭✭✭garv123


    Just realised I attended my last lecture ever in college today.. Scary real world from now on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Grand philosophy until you get cancer


    I never said good luck. I have loads of luck, it's all bad.:p

    But yeah, Cancer hits people regardless of what their outlook is. suppose their outlook may help in dealing with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 176 ✭✭designbydan


    I've got the most comfortable a** in the world.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    I became a dad for the first in my late 30"s,took my partner and baby home from the hospital and 2 days later I realized when I was changing her nappy that she was growing every day-for some reason I was under the impression she would stay a baby for a year or so and then next would suddenly start crawling,walking and talking in this order,(also that she would sleep 18 hours a day-like hell she did).when I pointed out this amazing deep insight to my partner she was not impressed(due to lack of sleep-I would imagine),


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭knotknowbody


    eamonnq wrote: »
    That it is not possible to know everything.

    That you don't need to know anything if you know GOOGLE.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    The Shamen song Ebeneezer Goode was about ecstasy. To be fair I was only a nipper when it was released. I only found out years later and I had a good auld bop to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭shuffles88


    All water was someone else's urine at one time or another, you could say all water is weecycled :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    shuffles88 wrote: »
    All water was someone else's urine at one time or another, you could say all water is weecycled :D

    Nope.
    Humans have been around for a few hundred thousand years, and the total number of humans who have ever lived is usually estimated to be around 110 billion. The question of how much water we should drink per day is the subject of furious debate—the "8 glasses" thing seems to be a myth—but the amount of water we actually drink per day seems to be about a liter. This amount varies a little depending on climate, but if we assume the average historical human drank a liter of water per day for 40 years, then our species has drunk about 100 trillion liters of water in total.

    100 trillion liters (100 km3) is still very little compared to even the volume of all rivers (1,200 km3). This means that, since our drinking water passes through the water cycle and is quickly diluted by rivers and oceans, the majority of the water molecules we drink have never been drunk by any other human.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭shuffles88



    But what about DINOSAURS!!!? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭Huell


    That the actual chances of us being alive are incredibly slim. That we live on a plant not to hot or cold, evolve and every child created lead to you and that you were the only sperm out of millions to live. And yet people throw their lives away :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    That life is but a thin slither of light between two immensities of dark; and even then, life is still a fcuking bitch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,160 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    There are no good guys or bad guys and there is rarely someone at blame, life is just as it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭BenEadir


    ^^^
    That assumes we are all drinking water direct from a river or equivalent source whereas in reality, in most cities, we are drinking water, pissing it out, recycling it in reservoirs etc and starting the processes all over again and not only that but we are repeating the process throughout our entire lives!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,094 ✭✭✭forgotten password


    33 and a half million years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    BenThere wrote: »
    ^^^
    That assumes we are all drinking water direct from a river or equivalent source whereas in reality, in most cities, we are drinking water, pissing it out, recycling it in reservoirs etc and starting the processes all over again and not only that but we are repeating the process throughout our entire lives!!

    You taking the piss or wha?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    BenThere wrote: »
    ^^^
    That assumes we are all drinking water direct from a river or equivalent source whereas in reality, in most cities, we are drinking water, pissing it out, recycling it in reservoirs etc and starting the processes all over again and not only that but we are repeating the process throughout our entire lives!!

    Waste water is not returned to reservoirs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78 ✭✭Choodefat


    - That you guys are from another planet and I must visit you soon -

    I hear your local thing is to go to a local and meet locals and go loca..?

    Sounds (if I had ears and a mouth) great


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 42 Pa2k


    Other people don't have a clue, either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    That the internet doesn't have all the answers.

    Tough pill to swallow, that one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    That when you die that's it, forever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    That the thing that I call 'self' is not something I can claim ownership of, just inputs and outputs like everyone else past, present and future.

    That you can live truly at peace with death from a very young age.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 775 ✭✭✭Timfy


    ... He DID kick me up the arse!

    No trees were harmed in the posting of this message, however a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭Chet T16


    The words mum and dad come from the first noises a baby can make


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    The world is codes and the brain is decoder it just happens to decode a certain way. If the decoder is changed the world is changed, the codes themselves never change.

    e.g. code: 010100

    human sees: 01 0 10 0

    dog sees: 01010 0


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭OneOfThem Stumbled


    On average people in Ireland will have spend a quarter of their lives in education.

    With current technology it would take a spacecraft 19 thousand years to leave our solar system. (60kmp/h to end of Oort cloud)

    That Littlefinger is probably the most dangerous character...


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