What's the craziest realization you've ever had?

It takes many millions of sperm to fertilise one egg, because they don't stop and ask for directions.

That there was a glitch in the matrix.

That we all actually exist. Or maybe that I am dreaming all of this. Or that we're all sharing the same dream.

We exist man! Me - the guy in my head, I exist in this huge, huge, huge universe, bigger than I can even fathom.

This thought comes to me every so often and makes my stomach flutter a little. Then I go back to my life.

I don't know how people walk around with little to no imagination.
My imagination is me.

As a previous poster said it was like as kid I was suddenly just became aware or control at 4 years old, and this seemed to wax and wane, drop in and out until I was fully turned on at age 7 or so and still am

Yet its those moments in between that feel like I WAS dreaming and were I was almost downloading instruction manual for the life ahead in terms of what I was reading, watching,hearing. I loved nature and space/dinosaurs as a kid and those memories feel like me at my truest/strongest, even today years later. I still feel like a child when I talk about those things, despite the fact they're other things I love since. Its a pure, good sort of feeling



Faith is believing despite all the evidence to the contary. Saying I believe despite the fact there is ZERO proof. I'm ok with that, if people are honest and keep it private, but realise how tenuous it is.


Hope is the more true, useful, necessary form of the emotion. I hate how people have perverted the use of the word "hope" as well.

That the blade and drive motors are at same ends of the tracks on a track machine.

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When people say "he was going ape-****", it's just a funnier way to say "he was going bananas", because ape - **** presumably smells of bananas.

This **** is bananas