Does your wife/girlfriend watch porn?

The Backwards Man · 25-04-2014 06:35PM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I watched some girl on girl porn with my missusonce. One of the girls in the video was wearing some rainbow coloured long stockings. The entire time we were watching this video all my girlfriend could focus on was how awful those stockings looked on the girl in the video.

I haven't watched porn with my girlfriend since.

She has a point though.

It's like when you see a girl nearly orgasmic because she giving some lad a hj, I always think God help her if she ever had to milk a cow.

Witchie · 25-04-2014 06:45PM

I enjoy watching it but then am single at the mo so need some stimulation! Have watched it with the OH when in relationships too and quite enjoyed doing so.

GalwayGuy2 · 25-04-2014 06:50PM

The aforementioned subreddit is like Chickflicks except they'd rather have XXX's than -ick.

Hope I'm not breaking any forum rules?

Penny Tration · 25-04-2014 06:58PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Am I the only female that likes the faces full of *ahem* and the hardcore stuff?
I find the "erotic" female friendly softporn very fake and corny.

I love the facials and more hardcore stuff, both in porn and irl

Penny Tration · 25-04-2014 07:00PM

ElleEm wrote: »

I enjoy a lot of the hardcore stuff, but women being made choke on penises and men glueing women's eyes shut with their cum does NOTHING for me.

Glueing their eyes shut? Jaysus, the men in the porn you've seen must have terrible aim.

Captain Chaos · 25-04-2014 07:01PM

green_screen wrote: »

Glueing their eyes shut? Jaysus, the men in the porn you've seen must have terrible aim.

Alot of times it's what they are aiming at.:pac:

maguic24 · 25-04-2014 07:01PM

I'm the gf in the relationship, I watch it too. I also watch it alone.

Penny Tration · 25-04-2014 07:02PM

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Alot of times it's what they are aiming at.:pac:

I'd kill someone if they aimed for the eyes. It burns.

Celly Smunt · 25-04-2014 07:04PM

No buy she reads cosmo which is probably the worst list of sex tips around.

Knob biting is good? Since when?

Women, writing to women about how to please a man.

Give out some tips when you have your own penis!

fussyonion · 25-04-2014 07:07PM

Celly Smunt wrote: »

No buy she reads cosmo which is probably the worst list of sex tips around.

Knob biting is good? Since when?

Women, writing to women about how to please a man.

Give out some tips when you have your own penis!

Literally if she's feckin' biting it.

rwg · 25-04-2014 07:31PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

The aforementioned subreddit is like Chickflicks except they'd rather have XXX's than -ick.

Hope I'm not breaking any forum rules?

youre not trying hard enough

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! · 25-04-2014 08:33PM

I'm also the female in the relationship and I do watch it. Probably once or twice a week.
There's not a lot I wouldn't watch, I know what I like, but im not a big fan of the over the top, huge boobed pornstars that talk/moan too much! It's far too distracting and fake as hell!

25-04-2014 08:44PM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I watched some girl on girl porn with my missusonce. One of the girls in the video was wearing some rainbow coloured long stockings. The entire time we were watching this video all my girlfriend could focus on was how awful those stockings looked on the girl in the video.

I haven't watched porn with my girlfriend since.

I did see one once where the girl was wearing a woolly jumper
We were utterly baffled why
It wasn't irish aran islands porn either!

Micky Dolenz · 25-04-2014 08:46PM

bluewolf wrote: »

I did see one once where the girl was wearing a woolly jumper
We were utterly baffled why
It wasn't irish aran islands porn either!

Erm, sorry to break it to you but that was no girl and it was really really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad porn. For shame.

25-04-2014 08:46PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Erm, sorry to break it to you but that was no girl and it was really really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad porn. For shame.

Mehhhhhh

Ann Landers · 25-04-2014 08:51PM

I'm watching hangover porn right now.

To clarify, I'M the hungover one, not the players*. :pac:

* Well, they might be hungover, I don't know.

KingOfFairview · 25-04-2014 08:52PM

Ann Landers wrote: »

I'm watching hangover porn right now.

To clarify, I'M the hungover one, not the players. :pac:

Porn where the players were in fukking tatters from the night before would be brilliant

Robson Lobson · 25-04-2014 08:55PM

I only watch amateur porn these days, preferably swingers swapping wifes.

Titzon Toast · 25-04-2014 08:56PM

Meself and the misses used to love watching porn at the weekend at home when we'd get a load of alcohol, powder, and cigarettes and shag each other senseless for a couple of days and nights.
Haven't done that in a long time though...

Ann Landers · 25-04-2014 08:56PM

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Porn where the players were in fukking tatters from the night before would be brilliant

I dunno, there'd be way more disgusting bodily fluid explusions than normal, I reckon.

:pac:

Micky Dolenz · 25-04-2014 09:07PM

In fairness, porn is disgusting and exploits people while only reinforcing the notion that people are there to be objectified.

Break the cycle, have a free range fap instead.

we'llallhavetea · 25-04-2014 09:08PM

I have the Vagina in the relationship and I love porn. Wouldn't want to watch it with him but if he's not home for the night I'll stick some on, it's just really handy for coming quickly! I like hardcore I suppose. The sight of a hairy muff kills my horn in a split second, feckin hate that

Lisbeth Salander · 25-04-2014 09:16PM

I watch porn more than my boyfriend does, we watch it together too, dinner slave is one to view

fatkitty99 · 25-04-2014 09:18PM

I'm a female and I watch porn on a regular basis. Sometimes I watch it with my boyfriend.

Actually I'm glad to see this thread is still open - the last time I tried to get a discussion going here on female masturbation the thread was promptly shut down. I'm guessing the mod have thought that the possibility of a female masturbating was so improbable so he assumed I must have been a male forum troller.

Women don't tend to talk about this much so I'm particularly curious to read the responses of females here.

Daveysil15 · 25-04-2014 09:23PM

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Porn where the players were in fukking tatters from the night before would be brilliant

I'd love to see a Donegal porno. "Ohh I'm gonna fuk ye nigh ye wee bitch ye.

GalwayGuy2 · 25-04-2014 09:25PM

I did see one once where the girl was wearing a woolly jumper
We were utterly baffled why
It wasn't irish aran islands porn either!

I actually find that kind of hot. The feel of cotton? I dunno.

You know, I think I'm going to watch some porn. It's been a long while, but, now that I know so many women on here watch it, I probably won't feel as guilty.

So...this ones on AH

EDIT:

I'd love to see a Donegal porno. "Ohh I'm gonna fuk ye nigh ye wee bitch ye.

When I was younger I watched those freeview things on Telivision X. One tv-show was about a woman traveling Ireland getting with random Irish men. :P

The Th!ng · 25-04-2014 09:27PM

inthecrack

Klixen

clips[4]sale

LizzieJones · 25-04-2014 09:27PM

When I feel the need for some erotic visual stimuli, I'll watch amateur porn of a certain type. No women in it.

Cupcake_Crisis · 25-04-2014 09:28PM

I openly say I watch porn when asked, when I'm in a relationship and when I'm single. Tend to lean towards the more hardcore stuff. There's absolutely no shame in it at all.

Daveysil15 · 25-04-2014 09:36PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

When I was younger I watched those freeview things on Telivision X. One tv-show was about a woman traveling Ireland getting with random Irish men. :P

Tanya Tate?

Does your wife/girlfriend watch porn?

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