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Does your wife/girlfriend watch porn?

  • 25-04-2014 4:00pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Does your girlfriend/wife watch porn? If so, do they watch it with you or alone?

    Or if you're female, do you watch porn?

    I find it interesting that watching porn is seen as a male orientated "past-time" but I bet lots of women watch it and just don't admit to it.

    I watch porn and don't see the harm in it whatsoever,once it doesn't take away from your sex life.

    Edited because of poor hairyprincess. (she's a poster, not a pornstar)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    A/S/L


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,903 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    No.

    No she doesn't.

    No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    harney wrote: »
    A/S/L

    G'way Mary!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    mfceiling wrote: »
    No.

    No she doesn't.

    No.

    You don't sound sure....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,562 ✭✭✭kub


    There is no Porn long enough for a woman to watch, because your average woman expects to see a wedding at the end


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    I'm the girlfriend in my relationship, and yup, I watch porn. I watch it alone, we still have plenty of ideas for things to try in the bedroom without using porn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Na she doesn't because she doesn't exist :( crey crey

    But yeah I've been with girls that have openly admitted to watching porn... They weren't too interested in making their own videos though :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    I don't have a wife or girlfriend. Which option should I tick??? WHICH OPTION??????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Does she watch anything else? I've to pick her up from the finger-surgeon later, she's eternally stropping off and I'm left out in the cold


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    All that celebrity gossip shyte is the female equivalent of pron.


    Face of man seeing cover of nuts magazine and a big pair of hooters = :eek:

    Face of a woman seeing some talentless rich people getting married = :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I'm also the girlfriend in my relationship. I haven't watched porn in ages. But used to quite regularly. Never really watched it with my boyfriend. Think he thinks it'd be weird. He has a point.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I'm also the girlfriend in my relationship. I haven't watched porn in ages. But used to quite regularly. Never really watched it with my boyfriend. Think he thinks it'd be weird. He has a point.


    So do I now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    So do I now.

    So do you what now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 923 ✭✭✭markad1


    she watches hollyoaks does that count :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    All that celebrity gossip shyte is the female equivalent of pron.


    Face of man seeing cover of nuts magazine and a big pair of hooters = :eek:

    Face of a woman seeing some talentless rich people getting married = :eek:

    You need new female friends/partners.
    Seriously.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    I am the girlfriend and I watch porn. It is geared towards men though, so I find I have to trawl through loads of videos of girls with faces full of jizz to get to the good stuff! I also like a bit of erotic fiction.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I am the girlfriend and I watch porn. It is geared towards men though, so I find I have to trawl through loads of videos of girls with faces full of jizz to get to the good stuff! I also like a bit of erotic fiction.

    That's why I would only watch amateur. Everything else is just fake fake fake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    I found a subreddit on, eh, Redditt where it's a porn community for women.
    Can I share it here?

    I'll share it in ten minutes if a mod doesn't tell me not to.

    Or just PM me for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I am the girlfriend and I watch porn. It is geared towards men though, so I find I have to trawl through loads of videos of girls with faces full of jizz to get to the good stuff! I also like a bit of erotic fiction.

    Am I the only female that likes the faces full of *ahem* and the hardcore stuff?
    I find the "erotic" female friendly softporn very fake and corny.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭Piliger


    yep


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I'm a man and I watch porn. Where's our thread? Man power!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Am I the only female that likes the faces full of *ahem* and the hardcore stuff?
    I'd say you are. What's the difference between that and getting a tub of mayonnaise and pouring it over yourself?:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    Am a woman and haven't really found any visual porn I enjoy. I do like erotic fiction though....not the soppy romance crap or waffling 50 shades of grey type stuff, the proper stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Am I the only female that likes the faces full of *ahem* and the hardcore stuff?
    I find the "erotic" female friendly softporn very fake and corny.

    Go to the sex forum on Redditt. You are far from the only one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    I watched some girl on girl porn with my missusonce. One of the girls in the video was wearing some rainbow coloured long stockings. The entire time we were watching this video all my girlfriend could focus on was how awful those stockings looked on the girl in the video.

    I haven't watched porn with my girlfriend since.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Am I the only female that likes the faces full of *ahem* and the hardcore stuff?
    I find the "erotic" female friendly softporn very fake and corny.

    I enjoy a lot of the hardcore stuff, but women being made choke on penises and men glueing women's eyes shut with their cum does NOTHING for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I enjoy a lot of the hardcore stuff, but women being made choke on penises and men glueing women's eyes shut with their cum does NOTHING for me.

    Can't really say any of that works for me either.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    I'd say you are. What's the difference between that and getting a tub of mayonnaise and pouring it over yourself?:pac:

    About 1000 euro and fear at every family Christmas.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Yup always watch it when getting slippery fingers. Which is pretty much everyday. Maybe I have an addiction :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I watched some girl on girl porn with my missusonce. One of the girls in the video was wearing some rainbow coloured long stockings. The entire time we were watching this video all my girlfriend could focus on was how awful those stockings looked on the girl in the video.

    I haven't watched porn with my girlfriend since.
    She has a point though.

    It's like when you see a girl nearly orgasmic because she giving some lad a hj, I always think God help her if she ever had to milk a cow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    I enjoy watching it but then am single at the mo so need some stimulation! Have watched it with the OH when in relationships too and quite enjoyed doing so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    The aforementioned subreddit is like Chickflicks except they'd rather have XXX's than -ick.

    Hope I'm not breaking any forum rules?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Am I the only female that likes the faces full of *ahem* and the hardcore stuff?
    I find the "erotic" female friendly softporn very fake and corny.

    I love the facials and more hardcore stuff, both in porn and irl :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I enjoy a lot of the hardcore stuff, but women being made choke on penises and men glueing women's eyes shut with their cum does NOTHING for me.

    Glueing their eyes shut? Jaysus, the men in the porn you've seen must have terrible aim.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Glueing their eyes shut? Jaysus, the men in the porn you've seen must have terrible aim.

    Alot of times it's what they are aiming at.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    I'm the gf in the relationship, I watch it too. I also watch it alone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Alot of times it's what they are aiming at.:pac:

    I'd kill someone if they aimed for the eyes. It burns. :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    No buy she reads cosmo which is probably the worst list of sex tips around.

    Knob biting is good? Since when?

    Women, writing to women about how to please a man.

    Give out some tips when you have your own penis!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    No buy she reads cosmo which is probably the worst list of sex tips around.

    Knob biting is good? Since when?

    Women, writing to women about how to please a man.

    Give out some tips when you have your own penis!

    Literally if she's feckin' biting it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭rwg


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    The aforementioned subreddit is like Chickflicks except they'd rather have XXX's than -ick.

    Hope I'm not breaking any forum rules?

    youre not trying hard enough


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    I'm also the female in the relationship and I do watch it. Probably once or twice a week.
    There's not a lot I wouldn't watch, I know what I like, but im not a big fan of the over the top, huge boobed pornstars that talk/moan too much! It's far too distracting and fake as hell!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Calliope Massive Snobbery


    I watched some girl on girl porn with my missusonce. One of the girls in the video was wearing some rainbow coloured long stockings. The entire time we were watching this video all my girlfriend could focus on was how awful those stockings looked on the girl in the video.

    I haven't watched porn with my girlfriend since.

    I did see one once where the girl was wearing a woolly jumper
    We were utterly baffled why
    It wasn't irish aran islands porn either! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I did see one once where the girl was wearing a woolly jumper
    We were utterly baffled why
    It wasn't irish aran islands porn either! :D


    Erm, sorry to break it to you but that was no girl and it was really really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad porn. For shame. :p


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Calliope Massive Snobbery


    Erm, sorry to break it to you but that was no girl and it was really really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad porn. For shame. :p

    Mehhhhhh :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Ann Landers


    I'm watching hangover porn right now. :o

    To clarify, I'M the hungover one, not the players*. :pac:


    * Well, they might be hungover, I don't know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    I'm watching hangover porn right now. :o

    To clarify, I'M the hungover one, not the players. :pac:

    Porn where the players were in fukking tatters from the night before would be brilliant


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 75 ✭✭Robson Lobson


    I only watch amateur porn these days, preferably swingers swapping wifes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Titzon Toast


    Meself and the misses used to love watching porn at the weekend at home when we'd get a load of alcohol, powder, and cigarettes and shag each other senseless for a couple of days and nights.
    Haven't done that in a long time though...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Ann Landers


    Porn where the players were in fukking tatters from the night before would be brilliant

    I dunno, there'd be way more disgusting bodily fluid explusions than normal, I reckon. :(:pac:


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