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Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

I am now leaving the internet .

  • 23-04-2014 09:55PM
    #1
    Allan Blandford
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87 ✭✭


    I have decided from today to take a three month break from the internet and will not be reading or posting anything on the internet for the next three months ,I will read the replies to this thread in three months , if there is any , I have downloaded enough books to read for the next three months.


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    See ya! :)


  • #3
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    I had a shít today.


  • #4
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    May God have mercy on your soul.


  • #5
    magma69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭magma69


    Check ignition and may God's love be with you.


  • #6
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    But you'll be back by the end of the week.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Tilly wrote: »
    I had a shít today.
    I had a shít day.


  • #8
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    You'll never last.

    You can't **** to a book after all.


  • #9
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Bonjour Allan.


  • #10
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I had a shít day.

    Aw what happened?


  • #11
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    I will post naked pictures of myself if you reply right now, OP.


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  • #12
    Pixie69
    Site Banned Posts: 86 ✭✭Pixie69


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I had a shít day.

    I had a shít today


  • #13
    Slattsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    3 months without porn?? GTFO !


  • #14
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Never understood peoples savage attraction to social media and general Internettery.. Still though, enjoy your break op!


  • #15
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,610 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Midsummer already.


  • #16
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Allan Blandford wrote: »
    I have decided from today to take a three month break from the internet and will not be reading or posting anything on the internet for the next three months ,I will read the replies to this thread in three months , if there is any , I have downloaded enough books to read for the next three months.

    Ahhhhh but you'll still be 'watching' porn then ;)
    Tilly wrote: »
    I had a shít today.

    You told me before you never shíte :confused:


  • #17
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    they have internet in prison


  • #18
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Can you get some milk while you're out? Cheers.


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Tilly wrote: »
    Aw what happened?
    My posh friend Allan just upped sticks and walked out the door wearing nothing but a trilby hat and a kindle tied round his willy.


  • #20
    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    wazky wrote: »
    You'll never last.

    You can't **** to a book after all.

    “I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”


  • #21
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Allan, it's like you never left.


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  • #22
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    My posh friend Allan just upped sticks and walked out the door wearing nothing but a trilby hat and a kindle tied round his willy.

    That's one strong willy. Can you pm me his number please?


  • #23
    O.A.P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭O.A.P


    Allan Blandford wrote: »
    I have decided from today to take a three month break from the internet and will not be reading or posting anything on the internet for the next three months ,I will read the replies to this thread in three months , if there is any , I have downloaded enough books to read for the next three months.


    You have 3 months and 1 hour to live.
    Spend it wisely not everyone gets this much notice.


  • #24
    Dan_Solo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,069 ✭✭✭✭Dan_Solo


    Leaving the internet? Who are you, The Lawnmower man?


  • #25
    893bet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 10,834 ✭✭✭✭893bet


    This is like people saying "I am quitting facebook"......then waiting a whole day before to give people a chance to ask why u ok hun? or saying "i just cleared out my friends and if you can read this then you are one of the lucky ones".

    To the OP. Go have a **** or flick the bean and you will feel less needy.


  • #26
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    The One Who Knocks wrote: »
    “I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

    I prefer Cola flavour myself.


  • #27
    harney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Any chance the mods can delete this thread, just to **** with the OP?

    Failing that, any chance they could post the stats for the number of times the OP logs in during the three months?


  • #28
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    Aufedersein Pet.


  • #29
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Allan you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.


  • #30
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Allan Blandford wrote: »
    I have decided from today to

    Exciting as ever, Mr. Blandford


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  • #31
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,189 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Post back here in three months time and let us know what it was like. I have no intention of even trying, so I'm curious.


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