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I am now leaving the internet .

  • 23-04-2014 8:55pm
    #1
    Allan Blandford
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87 ✭✭


    I have decided from today to take a three month break from the internet and will not be reading or posting anything on the internet for the next three months ,I will read the replies to this thread in three months , if there is any , I have downloaded enough books to read for the next three months.


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    See ya! :)


  • #3
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    I had a shít today.


  • #4
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    May God have mercy on your soul.


  • #5
    magma69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭magma69


    Check ignition and may God's love be with you.


  • #6
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    But you'll be back by the end of the week.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Tilly wrote: »
    I had a shít today.
    I had a shít day.


  • #8
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    You'll never last.

    You can't **** to a book after all.


  • #9
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Bonjour Allan.


  • #10
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I had a shít day.

    Aw what happened?


  • #11
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    I will post naked pictures of myself if you reply right now, OP.


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  • #12
    Pixie69
    Site Banned Posts: 86 ✭✭Pixie69


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I had a shít day.

    I had a shít today


  • #13
    Slattsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    3 months without porn?? GTFO !


  • #14
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Never understood peoples savage attraction to social media and general Internettery.. Still though, enjoy your break op!


  • #15
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Midsummer already.


  • #16
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Allan Blandford wrote: »
    I have decided from today to take a three month break from the internet and will not be reading or posting anything on the internet for the next three months ,I will read the replies to this thread in three months , if there is any , I have downloaded enough books to read for the next three months.

    Ahhhhh but you'll still be 'watching' porn then ;)
    Tilly wrote: »
    I had a shít today.

    You told me before you never shíte :confused:


  • #17
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    they have internet in prison


  • #18
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Can you get some milk while you're out? Cheers.


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Tilly wrote: »
    Aw what happened?
    My posh friend Allan just upped sticks and walked out the door wearing nothing but a trilby hat and a kindle tied round his willy.


  • #20
    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    wazky wrote: »
    You'll never last.

    You can't **** to a book after all.

    “I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”


  • #21
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Allan, it's like you never left.


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  • #22
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    My posh friend Allan just upped sticks and walked out the door wearing nothing but a trilby hat and a kindle tied round his willy.

    That's one strong willy. Can you pm me his number please?


  • #23
    O.A.P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭O.A.P


    Allan Blandford wrote: »
    I have decided from today to take a three month break from the internet and will not be reading or posting anything on the internet for the next three months ,I will read the replies to this thread in three months , if there is any , I have downloaded enough books to read for the next three months.


    You have 3 months and 1 hour to live.
    Spend it wisely not everyone gets this much notice.


  • #24
    Dan_Solo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭✭Dan_Solo


    Leaving the internet? Who are you, The Lawnmower man?


  • #25
    893bet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,378 ✭✭✭893bet


    This is like people saying "I am quitting facebook"......then waiting a whole day before to give people a chance to ask why u ok hun? or saying "i just cleared out my friends and if you can read this then you are one of the lucky ones".

    To the OP. Go have a **** or flick the bean and you will feel less needy.


  • #26
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    The One Who Knocks wrote: »
    “I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

    I prefer Cola flavour myself.


  • #27
    harney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Any chance the mods can delete this thread, just to **** with the OP?

    Failing that, any chance they could post the stats for the number of times the OP logs in during the three months?


  • #28
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    Aufedersein Pet.


  • #29
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Allan you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.


  • #30
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Allan Blandford wrote: »
    I have decided from today to

    Exciting as ever, Mr. Blandford


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  • #31
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Post back here in three months time and let us know what it was like. I have no intention of even trying, so I'm curious.


  • #32
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989




  • #33
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Not heartwrenching enough. Need this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7koS5PMpmbU


  • #34
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Close the thread and delete all the posts.

    Plus, what a weird way to phrase the title of the thread, as if he were married to the internet or something.


  • #35
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_xXJKqmIaw


  • #36
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8jAqvmnsIk


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  • #37
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    That's a pity. It says here that you've just won €15,000,000 in the Euro lotto and you've just 10 days to claim.

    Ah well, easy come...


  • #38
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do...


  • #39
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Wait who is this guy... who are any of us... oh dear.


  • #40
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    So sad.

    Another poor soul.

    Interweb is such a dangerous place.


  • #41
    delw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tCSl_2ykgs


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  • #42
    nelly17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    Pixie69 wrote: »
    I had a shít today
    I too had a shít today


  • #43
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    nelly17 wrote: »
    I too had a shít today
    How was it?


  • #44
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Dan_Solo wrote: »
    Leaving the internet? Who are you, The Lawnmower man?

    Access Denied
    Access Denied
    Access Denied
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    Access Denied



    Access... graaaaanteeed...

    :D


  • #45
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Dear diary.


    Today I decided to cut my nose off to spite my face…


    That'll teach you penis, that'll teach you good!:mad:


  • #46
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Missing you already.


  • #47
    SterlingArcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭SterlingArcher


    The clown has no penis.


  • #48
    Titzon Toast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Titzon Toast


    I3ullsheet, I bet you any money the OP is reading this thread right now as a guest or on someone else's account.
    Come on Al, talk to us.


  • #49
    nelly17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    How was it?
    shít

    Thanks for askin though


  • #50
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    47 posts, then he was gone. Will AH survive? Is there bog roll? Did someone let the cat out? Where's my whisky??


  • #51
    tom_tarbucket
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,083 ✭✭✭tom_tarbucket


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    47 posts, then he was gone. Will AH survive? Is there bog roll? Did someone let the cat out? Where's my whisky??


    Yeah. 47 posts in about 18 months. He / she is hardly a heavy user do I don't know what the fuss is about.


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