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Do you cover the toilet seat in jax roll?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    To be honest I'm more worried about the door handles than I am the seat. It's easy for me to 'float' over the seat if I think it's bad.

    So far I live past every toilet encounter though, so I'm not sure it's so bad.
    Has anyone ever licked a toilet seat for a bet?
    You're that guy that eats the urinal cakes, aren't you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Cydoniac wrote: »
    To be honest I'm more worried about the door handles than I am the seat. It's easy for me to 'float' over the seat if I think it's bad.

    So far I live past every toilet encounter though, so I'm not sure it's so bad.


    You're that guy that eats the urinal cakes, aren't you?

    Did I say 'anyone else'? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Push Pop


    In a public one yes, very much so. Probably 3 layers of bog roll. At work only 1 layer will do because I know everyone is at least degree educated.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Push Pop wrote: »
    In a public one yes, very much so. Probably 3 layers of bog roll. At work only 1 layer will do because I know everyone is at least degree educated.

    Which everyone knows, makes their lurgies much nicerer.


    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    I actually remember doing it at home as a very young lad but stopped when I got a bit of sense...never seen the need for it since...also I'm very weird in the fact I've never had a sh*t in a public toilet, be it in work, school, college, wherever...I have somehow managed to never need to go...probably psychology taking over so that I'm not even aware of it until I'm back at home.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Push Pop


    Which everyone knows, makes their lurgies much nicerer.


    :confused:

    I think I heard Jimmy Carr say it before. It's my poor attempt at humour!


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