Do you cover the toilet seat in jax roll?

longshanks

Well, do ya?

I'm in a pub at the minute enjoying some Guinness & bluesy music. But nature called and the andrex is covering the seat.

How about ya AH?

Sir Arthur Daley

Normally dont get time to cover the seat.

Sh1tbag OToole

Does anyone who isnt an American girl in a film really do this?

Temptamperu

rule 174: thou shalt not poop at the pub.

corkgsxr

Na quick wipe and away you go. No need to be a clean freak about it. Loads of things are far dirtyer.

Charlie19

Levatate ones bottom.

orangesoda

I've noticed that in a lot of public toilets recently, I don't see the point, it's not like you're going to be licking your backside or anything, well a young lady might

Stavros Murphy

I crap at home. Inviolable rule, holidays excepted. I'd p1ss in your ear, but logging is strictly reserved for my own flume.

suicide_circus

I generally cover it in piss.

FurQyou

My arse never touches a public toilet seat.

I have thighs of steel now.

Sound of Silence

I also drop some roll in the toilet. No one wants piss-water splashing on their balls.

Stavros Murphy

Sound of Silence wrote: »

I also drop some roll in the toilet. No one wants piss-water splashing on their balls.

Sagging a bit are they? :pac:

Duggy747

Do the logical thing, poo in a plastic bag.

Stavros Murphy

Duggy747 wrote: »

Do the logical thing, poo in a plastic bag.

SAS style. Bring it home and bury it.

cabledude

corkgsxr wrote: »

Na quick wipe and away you go. No need to be a clean freak about it. Loads of things are far dirtyer.

The dirtiest item in a bathroom will the the door handle on the way out.....

Stavros Murphy

cabledude wrote: »

The dirtiest item in a bathroom will the the door handle on the way out.....

I'm usually waay dirtier, tbh.

mdwexford

Of course.

Sitting on a bare toilet seat is asking for trouble.

Lingua Franca

Yeah, 'cos you can totally absorb AIDs through your thighs.

LizzieJones

cabledude wrote: »

The dirtiest item in a bathroom will the the door handle on the way out.....

I would think the cubicle door handle and the sink tap handles would be dirtier.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Hover over the jacks ffs.

pow wow

Ain't nobody got time for that when they're dying for a sh1t.

lertsnim

I never **** in a pub after 7pm. It's my golden rule

jca

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

I crap at home. Inviolable rule, holidays excepted. I'd p1ss in your ear, but logging is strictly reserved for my own flume.

+1 only at home for me too. I've often driven home to do the business. Missus is used to my strange walk up the stairs when I'm supposed to be in work;)

SUNGSAM

It has to be the hover with the legs shaking from the strain and sweat pumping out of you. The landing nest of toilet roll is essential too. Don't want no splashback!

corkgsxr

cabledude wrote: »

The dirtiest item in a bathroom will the the door handle on the way out.....

Or your phone, money, keys, car door handles, steering wheel. Theres a pile of things you cant be worryed about them all

Arthur Beesley

Has anyone ever licked a toilet seat for a bet?

bnt

If someone's pee-d on the seat, a layer of absorbent loo roll is worse than useless. I just get a wad of loo roll, wet it till it's dripping, wipe the seat, then dry with more loo roll. The result is not sterile, but it doesn't need to be, just avoids the worst.

There's far too much fear about germs, at least partly due to companies selling disinfectant stuff. Are you scared of e.coli? Don't be: it's been in your guts since the day you were born, and it's generally harmless. Only certain strains of e.coli are harmful.

cabledude

LizzieJones wrote: »

I would think the cubicle door handle and the sink tap handles would be dirtier.

You'd be wrong. The cubicle door handles only get touched by just the person who uses that cubicle. The exit door gets used by everyone who uses the toilet.

And WRT the taps, its only those people who wash their hands use the taps. A large number of people who use toilets in general, have poor hand hygiene. So, they don't touch the taps at all. Yet they still touch the door handle.

The door handle on the exit door is the most colonised site in a toilet. I will never leave a public toilet without a piece of tissue in my hand with which to hold the door handle.

cabledude

corkgsxr wrote: »

Or your phone, money, keys, car door handles, steering wheel. Theres a pile of things you cant be worryed about them all

Yea, but the only person touching your phone, car door handle and steering wheel is, well, you. You are not much danger to yourself.

Provided you wash your hands, of course.

Colser

On a night out I hover ..I know Im pissed when I actually sit on the seat,,

cabledude

bnt wrote: »

If someone's pee-d on the seat, a layer of absorbent loo roll is worse than useless. I just get a wad of loo roll, wet it till it's dripping, wipe the seat, then dry with more loo roll. The result is not sterile, but it doesn't need to be, just avoids the worst.

The worst of what? Stuff you can see? Its the stuff you can't see is what may do you the most damage.

There's far too much fear about germs, at least partly due to companies selling disinfectant stuff. Are you scared of e.coli? Don't be: it's been in your guts since the day you were born, and it's generally harmless. Only certain strains of e.coli are harmful

Ebola Zaire is harmless to most primates. Yet, if humans come into contact with it, well, you know the rest. Of course, that is a virus.

Most germs are good. But, the bad ones are really bad. If every person exercised proper hand hygiene that would be a huge help.

I carry a little bottle of hand gel in the car and the OH carries on in her handbag.

If we are out and need to use toilets anywhere, we give a little squirt of the gel afterwards. Simple as that.

J_E

To be honest I'm more worried about the door handles than I am the seat. It's easy for me to 'float' over the seat if I think it's bad.

So far I live past every toilet encounter though, so I'm not sure it's so bad.

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Has anyone ever licked a toilet seat for a bet?

You're that guy that eats the urinal cakes, aren't you?

Arthur Beesley

Cydoniac wrote: »

To be honest I'm more worried about the door handles than I am the seat. It's easy for me to 'float' over the seat if I think it's bad.

So far I live past every toilet encounter though, so I'm not sure it's so bad.


You're that guy that eats the urinal cakes, aren't you?

Did I say 'anyone else'?

Push Pop

In a public one yes, very much so. Probably 3 layers of bog roll. At work only 1 layer will do because I know everyone is at least degree educated.

Stavros Murphy

Push Pop wrote: »

In a public one yes, very much so. Probably 3 layers of bog roll. At work only 1 layer will do because I know everyone is at least degree educated.

Which everyone knows, makes their lurgies much nicerer.

Talib Fiasco

I actually remember doing it at home as a very young lad but stopped when I got a bit of sense...never seen the need for it since...also I'm very weird in the fact I've never had a sh*t in a public toilet, be it in work, school, college, wherever...I have somehow managed to never need to go...probably psychology taking over so that I'm not even aware of it until I'm back at home.

Push Pop

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

Which everyone knows, makes their lurgies much nicerer.

I think I heard Jimmy Carr say it before. It's my poor attempt at humour!