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using the kids to shoplift

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  • #32
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    420 wrote: »
    They think that but it the old grannys you need to be watching.

    And that been said . Its the ****ing grannys teaching them. :)
    It was the mothers a few minutes ago!

    Are these multi-generational crime waves a major issue?


  • #33
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    So paying for everything is more on the eyes? :confused:

    May I please have some of whatever you're on?

    Paying for nothing is more on the eyes. Do you know nothing of shop security :confused:

    I'm not sure you want what he's on either. Shop security jobs dont pay great.


  • #34
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    420 wrote: »
    They think that but it the old grannys you need to be watching.

    And that been said . Its the ****ing grannys teaching them. :)

    Very true. Fagin set the tone. I have never regarded older people with fingerless gloves in the same light since.


  • #35
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    Sure in the days of oliver twist all kids were like this. Its a great society we live in where only the junkie kids are like this now.
    Evolution


  • #36
    420
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭420


    Busted Flat. wrote: »
    I hope I don't get banned for this, but what nationality is this security guard, as I assume he is one, or else a stalker in a supermarket.

    What has nationality got to do with it.?


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  • #37
    Molester Stallone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    Very true. Fagin set the tone. I have never regarded older people with fingerless gloves in the same light since.

    Shut up & drink your gin!


  • #38
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    420 wrote: »
    What has nationality got to do with it.?

    Well it would be helpful to know if we're discussing shoplifting Irish kids or shoplifting Belgian kids. Them Belgians are fierce light-fingered by nature.


  • #39
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    khmk wrote: »
    You sure it wasn't two adults and two midgets?

    Sneaky little buggers them midgets. They get everywhere

    I didn't think you'd stoop that low.
    I'll be the bigger person .


  • #40
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    420 wrote: »
    What has nationality got to do with it.?

    Maybe I am wrong, but it seems to shine through in his post.


  • #41
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Molester Stallone wrote: »
    Shut up & drink your gin!

    I don't feckin have any. :( Bloody kids forgot to rob some yesterday. I told them it'd be like hens teeth today.


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  • #42
    Gyalist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    I once saw a woman stuff a roast chicken down her son's jumper at the K.C.R garage. It was hilarious. Poor kid tried to act cool then when the chicken started to burn him he started hopping around.


  • #43
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Gyalist wrote: »
    I once saw a woman stuff a roast chicken down her son's jumper at the K.C.R garage. It was hilarious. Poor kid tried to act cool then when the chicken started to burn him he started hopping around.
    :D:D:D How would they explain the chicken shaped bump?


  • #44
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    :D:D:D How would they explain the chicken shaped bump?

    Puppy-fat. :D


  • #45
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    :D:D:D How would they explain the chicken shaped bump?

    The mumps


  • #46
    420
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭420


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    It was the mothers a few minutes ago!

    Are these multi-generational crime waves a major issue?

    shoplifting for food is not. But using your own child to steal is low .


  • #47
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    I think I need to spawn a few shop lifters. I could save a fortune and they could rob their own food and clothes, and the paint to change the colour of the car every week.


  • #48
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    420 wrote: »
    shoplifting for food is not. But using your own child to steal is low .

    Sure it is easier to reach the bottom shelf if you are small.


  • #49
    Molester Stallone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone


    420 wrote: »
    shoplifting for food is not. But using your own child to steal is low .

    Should she use somebody else's child and add kidnapping to the list of charges?
    May as well be hung for a sheep as a leg of lamb I suppose!


  • #50
    Gyalist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    :D:D:D How would they explain the chicken shaped bump?

    The child seemed to be about 6 or 7. They walked together to the till and the mother sent the kid out to the Hi-Ace waiting outside while she paid for some sweets.


  • #51
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    Busted Flat. wrote: »
    Sure it is easier to reach the bottom shelf if you are small.

    Nottin much on the bottom shelf worth stealing though. Just red lemonade and 20kg bags of dogfood.


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  • #52
    420
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭420


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    Well it would be helpful to know if we're discussing shoplifting Irish kids or shoplifting Belgian kids. Them Belgians are fierce light-fingered by nature.
    Hey here comes the Chinese whisper.

    My nationality has nothing to do with it .which other poster asked.


  • #53
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Gyalist wrote: »
    The child seemed to be about 6 or 7. They walked together to the till and the mother sent the kid out to the Hi-Ace waiting outside while she paid for some sweets.
    Imagine all the fluff and burnt skin stuck to the chicken. :pac:


  • #54
    Molester Stallone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone


    Artful_Badger wrote: »
    Nottin much on the bottom shelf worth stealing though. Just red lemonade and 20kg bags of dogfood.

    Pedigree chum & tk lemonade?! That's Christmas dinner right there, nevermind Easter!


  • #55
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Gyalist wrote: »
    The child seemed to be about 6 or 7. They walked together to the till and the mother sent the kid out to the Hi-Ace waiting outside while she paid for some sweets.

    To be used to assist with reinforcing the concept of "risk and reward" no doubt.


  • #56
    420
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭420


    420 wrote: »
    Hey here comes the Chinese whisper.

    My nationality has nothing to do with it .which other poster asked.

    And how is it helpful? They are all living in Ireland.


  • #57
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    420 wrote: »
    And how is it helpful? They are all living in Ireland.
    You're talking to yourself now!
    :D:D:D:D:D:D


  • #58
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    Oh dear. The OP is talking to themselves now.

    Few too many vodkas at a Good Friday party I would opine.


  • #59
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    Gyalist wrote: »
    The child seemed to be about 6 or 7. They walked together to the till and the mother sent the kid out to the Hi-Ace waiting outside while she paid for some sweets.

    You thought you were safe in Terenure when you put your responsibilities out on the Greenhills road.


  • #60
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    420 wrote: »
    Hey here comes the Chinese whisper.

    My nationality has nothing to do with it .which other poster asked.

    I'll have you know my whisper is not Chinese. It's Korean. And I never mentioned your nationality. I know you're Transdniestrian. Possibly. Or from kerry. I also don't care. ;)


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  • #61
    420
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭420


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    To be used to assist with reinforcing the concept of "risk and reward" no doubt.

    :)


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