How attractive are you?

c_man · 17-04-2014 08:20PM #1

On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you? Now c'mon, I want honest answers. I've never been to a boards beers so I have nothing to go on, I'm curious.

Me? Being brutally honest, a high 6. Touching 7.

If there'e enough of us attractive enough we could compete in a beauty contest with another forum?

OneEightSeven · 17-04-2014 08:21PM

10

SilverScreen · 17-04-2014 08:21PM

I'd swipe myself right on Tinder.

Gongoozler · 17-04-2014 08:22PM

Yeah let's start our own exclusive group where no uggos are allowed.
*snort*

stefan idiot jones · 17-04-2014 08:23PM

The eye of the beholder rates me a very strong four.

c_man · 17-04-2014 08:23PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

Yeah let's start our own exclusive group where no uggos are allowed.
*snort*

Hey, nobody said that. Where would boards be with its uggos??

Frosty McSnowballs · 17-04-2014 08:23PM

SilverScreen wrote: »

I'd swipe myself

I'd say you would!

I'd say I'm a 5, I get better looking the drunker I get though.

rockbeast · 17-04-2014 08:23PM

Who's standing either side of me?

Ciderswigger · 17-04-2014 08:24PM

I'd give myself 1...

c_man · 17-04-2014 08:25PM

rockbeast wrote: »

Who's standing either side of me?

Good point. Well let's imagine that its all us from AH in a big get-together in a hotel function room. Maybe at a wedding. But all boardsies.

Rate yourself now.

rockbeast · 17-04-2014 08:25PM

Ciderswigger wrote: »

I'd give myself 1...

W4nker!:D

rockbeast · 17-04-2014 08:25PM

c_man wrote: »

Good point. Well let's imagine that its all us from AH in a big get-together in a hotel function room. Maybe at a wedding. But all boardsies.

Rate yourself now.

10.1

Mr Pseudonym · 17-04-2014 08:25PM

Perhaps you should identify which end of the scale is which!

Edit: apologies...I see that you have for the poll.

Zed Bank · 17-04-2014 08:25PM

Yeah I would say about 6, maybe 7 through wishful thinking. But then again what the hell does it matter really? I would rather be with a 2 who I got on really well with for the rest of my life than a 10 who I had nothing in common with.

Adamantium · 17-04-2014 08:26PM

a 01

Oh sorry dyslexia, I meant a 10

AlmightyCushion · 17-04-2014 08:26PM

I'm definitely a 10. I make girls so wet that I need a snorkel to go down on them.

Vito Corleone · 17-04-2014 08:27PM

Zed Bank wrote: »

I would rather be with a 2 who I got on really well with for the rest of my life than a 10 who I had nothing in common with.

I wouldn't.

rockbeast · 17-04-2014 08:28PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I'm definitely a 10. I make girls so wet that I need a snorkel to go down on them.

Pix or GTFO:D

Although as a cushion I'm sure the ladies sit on your **** a lot!

Ciderswigger · 17-04-2014 08:28PM

rockbeast wrote: »

W4nker!:D

I'm a laydeeeee, I don't indulge myself in th-...lol, yeah you're right!

Ann Landers · 17-04-2014 08:29PM

I gave myself a 7. I like how I look. Now, I might not actually BE a 7, but that's how I see myself. I'm delusional like that. :pac:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 17-04-2014 08:29PM

I'm a solid 8

Penny Tration · 17-04-2014 08:30PM

6. I have a pretty face, nice eyes, lips and smile, but I still need to lose more weight to have an attractive body.

Frosty McSnowballs · 17-04-2014 08:30PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I'm definitely a 10. I make girls so wet that I need a snorkel to go down on them.

You'll get nothin' done with that mouthpiece in yer chops!

Ann Landers · 17-04-2014 08:31PM

Zed Bank wrote: »

Yeah I would say about 6, maybe 7 through wishful thinking. But then again what the hell does it matter really? I would rather be with a 2 who I got on really well with for the rest of my life than a 10 who I had nothing in common with.

Especially as the 10 would end up a 2 anyway, we all end up a 2. :pac:

c_man · 17-04-2014 08:31PM

Zed Bank wrote: »

But then again what the hell does it matter really? I would rather be with a 2 who I got on really well with for the rest of my life than a 10 who I had nothing in common with.

Yeah, I think physical attraction matters. Like don't get me wrong, sure getting with a girl that you just 'click' with it is fantastic and usually leads to great sex. But there has to be some element of a physical desire. I'm not afraid to admit that.

I'd not saying it's the most important thing or anything, but a two? Fu(k that man.