How attractive are you?

c_man

On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you? Now c'mon, I want honest answers. I've never been to a boards beers so I have nothing to go on, I'm curious.

Me? Being brutally honest, a high 6. Touching 7.

If there'e enough of us attractive enough we could compete in a beauty contest with another forum?

OneEightSeven

10

SilverScreen

I'd swipe myself right on Tinder.

Gongoozler

Yeah let's start our own exclusive group where no uggos are allowed.
*snort*

stefan idiot jones

The eye of the beholder rates me a very strong four.

c_man

Gongoozler wrote: »

Yeah let's start our own exclusive group where no uggos are allowed.
*snort*

Hey, nobody said that. Where would boards be with its uggos??

Frosty McSnowballs

SilverScreen wrote: »

I'd swipe myself

I'd say you would!

I'd say I'm a 5, I get better looking the drunker I get though.

rockbeast

Who's standing either side of me?

Ciderswigger

I'd give myself 1...

c_man

rockbeast wrote: »

Who's standing either side of me?

Good point. Well let's imagine that its all us from AH in a big get-together in a hotel function room. Maybe at a wedding. But all boardsies.

Rate yourself now.

rockbeast

Ciderswigger wrote: »

I'd give myself 1...

W4nker!:D

rockbeast

c_man wrote: »

Good point. Well let's imagine that its all us from AH in a big get-together in a hotel function room. Maybe at a wedding. But all boardsies.

Rate yourself now.

10.1

Mr Pseudonym

Perhaps you should identify which end of the scale is which!

Edit: apologies...I see that you have for the poll.

Zed Bank

Yeah I would say about 6, maybe 7 through wishful thinking. But then again what the hell does it matter really? I would rather be with a 2 who I got on really well with for the rest of my life than a 10 who I had nothing in common with.

Adamantium

a 01





























Oh sorry dyslexia, I meant a 10

AlmightyCushion

I'm definitely a 10. I make girls so wet that I need a snorkel to go down on them.

Vito Corleone

Zed Bank wrote: »

I would rather be with a 2 who I got on really well with for the rest of my life than a 10 who I had nothing in common with.

I wouldn't.

rockbeast

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I'm definitely a 10. I make girls so wet that I need a snorkel to go down on them.

Pix or GTFO:D

Although as a cushion I'm sure the ladies sit on your **** a lot!

Ciderswigger

rockbeast wrote: »

W4nker!:D

I'm a laydeeeee, I don't indulge myself in th-...lol, yeah you're right!

Ann Landers

I gave myself a 7. I like how I look. Now, I might not actually BE a 7, but that's how I see myself. I'm delusional like that. :pac:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

I'm a solid 8

Penny Tration

6. I have a pretty face, nice eyes, lips and smile, but I still need to lose more weight to have an attractive body.

Frosty McSnowballs

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I'm definitely a 10. I make girls so wet that I need a snorkel to go down on them.

You'll get nothin' done with that mouthpiece in yer chops!

Ann Landers

Zed Bank wrote: »

Yeah I would say about 6, maybe 7 through wishful thinking. But then again what the hell does it matter really? I would rather be with a 2 who I got on really well with for the rest of my life than a 10 who I had nothing in common with.

Especially as the 10 would end up a 2 anyway, we all end up a 2. :pac:

c_man

Zed Bank wrote: »

But then again what the hell does it matter really? I would rather be with a 2 who I got on really well with for the rest of my life than a 10 who I had nothing in common with.

Yeah, I think physical attraction matters. Like don't get me wrong, sure getting with a girl that you just 'click' with it is fantastic and usually leads to great sex. But there has to be some element of a physical desire. I'm not afraid to admit that.


I'd not saying it's the most important thing or anything, but a two? Fu(k that man.

Artful_Badger

I went 5 but depending the angle and lighting it might fluctuate up or down by a couple.

Arthur Beesley

rockbeast wrote: »

Pix or GTFO:D

Although as a pillow I'm sure the ladies sit on your **** a lot!

Why do you want to see a pic of a snorkel?

mikom

A Nine................. according to all the German girls I've approached.

kupus

Probably about a 9, ill take one off for the expanding bit around the middle

BOHtox

Are you from Tennessee?

efb

3

StinkyMunkey

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I'm definitely a 10. I make girls so wet that I need a snorkel to go down on them.

Know how you feel, there is a tsunami warning any time i walk into a room full of women.

Frosty McSnowballs

efb wrote: »

3

You wish! :pac:

rockbeast

According to Joey Tribbiani you only need to be an 8 if you're a man as you can score with ladies 2 points above.

I'm an 8.

Zed Bank

c_man wrote: »

Yeah, I think physical attraction matters. Like don't get me wrong, sure getting with a girl that you just 'click' with it is fantastic and usually leads to great sex. But there has to be some element of a physical desire. I'm not afraid to admit that.


I'd not saying it's the most important thing or anything, but a two? Fu(k that man.

I thought we were talking strictly face here, who's to say the 2 wouldn't have a great body

MS.ing

with or without my money?

Doom

I'd be a 10....only for my Cod Eye

Kitty6277

Hmmm....maybe a 7.

chrisb1

Fell from the ugly tree hit every branch on the way down

Chucken

God, I miss Mr. Hazard.....

Captain Chaos

I'm a 3 on a good day and if you stand back and squint a bit.

MS.ing

I dont exist, so whatever you think I am..I am

Karl Stein

twenty five million billion.

AlmightyCushion

StinkyMunkey wrote: »

Know how you feel, there is a tsunami warning any time i walk into a room full of women.

That flooding that happened in Limerick a few months back had nothing to do with the weather, I was just there for the weekend.

rockbeast

I have just cracked open my first beer - 20 c'berg for €15! -

Rest easy, you'll all be 10's in about 90 minutes.

Feck google glass, beer goggles are where it's always been at:pac:

Frosty McSnowballs

Chucken wrote: »

God, I miss Mr. Hazard.....

Me too I should have adjusted for windage.

Pawn

c_man wrote: »

On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you?

Girls I know say I'm hot.

MS.ing

Karl Stein wrote: »

twenty five million billion.

.....out of a trillion, poor you

Kermit.de.frog

Damn hansom chap me if I do say so myself. A reluctant 10.

clarbar

I'm absolutely beautiful ! Ten

Adamantium

1200 years a slave to the women.