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My wifes boobs.

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  • #62
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Lou.m wrote: »
    Nah don't do that ...that's mean...but OP this thread is pretty awful to do to your wife...

    So men don't mature when they marry no? Or become more noble?


    Some men don't mature Lou, some men... No such thing as one size fits all :D


  • #63
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,388 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Prefer smaller ones TBH.
    smurgen wrote: »
    Tit hipster.
    I would rather look at the average 36B than the average 36FF. Chances are I will think the 36B are nicer to look at, the average 36FF wearer is likely to be overweight, when I hear that size I do not picture kelly brook or someone slim with big pert boobs. Just like if I hear a guy has a 19" neck I do not picture a big rugby player or boxer, I would guess he is more than likely overweight.
    Lou.m wrote: »
    She could start her own thread telling people the size of his penis.
    If her husband/boyfriend goes strutting around town in some custom fitting skin tight speedos with a custom made condom type appendage hanging out then it would be a comparable thread. i.e. the size would then be no real shock/surprise to anyone, just like the fact a woman's bra size usually would come as no shock. If it does come as a shock she is probably wearing the wrong size, which is extremely common, but I presume usually just out by a small bit.

    As I said before it's more like her revealing his shirt chest size, breasts are not genitals, though some seem to think they are.


  • #64
    Morag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    A bra that size could mean she is a fair ammount of back pain and could be at risk of curvature of the spine as she gets older.


  • #65
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Boobs doth not a lady make.


  • #66
    monty_python
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,686 ✭✭✭monty_python


    Red Nissan wrote: »
    Interesting, my wife does not even own a bra, dream on young fella.

    Pedo


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  • #67
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,021 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    mauzo! wrote: »
    My OH says as a bonus for losing 4 stone he's going to buy me fake boobs.

    I'm excited!

    Well, at least you know he doesn't love you for your body... :confused:


  • #68
    Red Nissan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    Not OP but I asked my wife if I could take a pic of her boobs and post online, she sighed and gave me anther beer.

    Well I tried. :pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #69
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    I just found condoms in my wife's handbag. I didn't even know she had a willy. :confused:


  • #70
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    rubadub wrote: »
    I would rather look at the average 36B than the average 36FF. Chances are I will think the 36B are nicer to look at, the average 36FF wearer is likely to be overweight, when I hear that size I do not picture kelly brook or someone slim with big pert boobs. Just like if I hear a guy has a 19" neck I do not picture a big rugby player or boxer, I would guess he is more than likely overweight.

    Alright like, I was only messin.

    If her husband/boyfriend goes strutting around town in some custom fitting skin tight speedos with a custom made condom type appendage hanging out then it would be a comparable thread. i.e. the size would then be no real shock/surprise to anyone, just like the fact a woman's bra size usually would come as no shock. If it does come as a shock she is probably wearing the wrong size, which is extremely common, but I presume usually just out by a small bit.

    As I said before it's more like her revealing his shirt chest size, breasts are not genitals, though some seem to think they are.

    Alright like,I was only messin!
    You're totally right tho. And in my experience it's fairly tough to find pert,symmetrical boobs after c cup.after e it's pretty much non existent.


  • #71
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Well, at least you know he doesn't love you for your body... :confused:


    If your fiancè can't tell you you need to lose weight, then who can?

    He loves me, he wants me to be healthy and happy, he knows it gets me down, so he gave me and incentive and supports me with it :)


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  • #72
    Joe Duffy..
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭Joe Duffy..


    I've seen your wife and her tits, not great to be honest.


  • #73
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    mauzo! wrote: »
    If your fiancè can't tell you you need to lose weight, then who can?

    He loves me, he wants me to be healthy and happy, he knows it gets me down, so he gave me and incentive and supports me with it :)

    There is another way to look at it though.

    "Get slimmer love and I'll buy you some bigger tits. I have no vested interest. I just want you to be happy."

    I can't say I'd like the male equivalent said to me. ;)


  • #74
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Joe Duffy.. wrote: »
    I've seen your wife and her tits, not great to be honest.

    Who hasn't! :P


  • #75
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    There is another way to look at it though.

    "Get slimmer love and I'll buy you some bigger tits. I have no vested interest. I just want you to be happy."

    I can't say I'd like the male equivalent said to me. ;)

    I said I wanted them, he said when I'm happy and healthy I can have them :)

    I'd knock him out if he spoke to me like that! He told me I could gain 10 stone if that's what would make me happy, but only if I was happy!


  • #76
    Gongoozler
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    mauzo! wrote: »
    I said I wanted them, he said when I'm happy and healthy I can have them :)

    This part I'd also have concerns about.


  • #77
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    This part I'd also have concerns about.

    Don't be getting concerned over something that doesn't concern you :)


  • #78
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    does she wear it on the front or back?


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