My wifes boobs.

greenpilot

Hi,

I've had a look at one of my missus bras and I've discovered that the size is 36ff

Is this the stuff dreams are made of?

AlmightyCushion

It depends on how fat she is.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Sound like granny tits...

Tilly

I'm sure she'd be chuffed you posted that on a public forum.

weiland79

If ever there were a call for pics, this is it

Knex*

Reads like you've never actually seen them for yourself. Poor OP

shockwave

We need pics to judge for ourselves.

funk-you

Depends on whether the nips are trying to touch God or the Devil....

-Funk

orangesoda

send a few bras and pictures to me in the post and i will then give my opinion

bodice ripper

This thread is nothing without pictures.


Also, sounds like a lot of effort to carry around day in day out. Respect to your missus.

Un Croissant

Knex. wrote: »

You make it sound like you've never actually seen them for yourself.

What is the origin of diddies? Ive never heard anyone else say it.

greenpilot

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It depends on how fat she is.

That's rich coming from someone who's username refers to the size of your ass!!

Maybe tonight she'll lift her skirt up and show you them in the flesh.

Ihatecuddles

My OH says as a bonus for losing 4 stone he's going to buy me fake boobs.

I'm excited!

Knex*

Un Croissant wrote: »

What is the origin of diddies? Ive never heard anyone else say it.

You were just a tad too late for my ninja edit

Think it came about from some lads picture that went viral during the Euros. Might need to do a bit of digging to find it.

keith16

greenpilot wrote: »

Hi,

I've had a look at one of my missus bras and I've discovered that the size is 36ff

That's Numberwang

Penny Tration

Jesus, I'd kill my oh if he posted my bra size on a public forum.

Maximus Alexander

green_screen wrote: »

Jesus, I'd kill my oh if he posted my bra size on a public forum.

It's not like he posted her name, address and photo. Literally all we know is that a woman exists, somewhere on Earth, who owns a 36FF bra. Did we not already know that?

Penny Tration

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

It's not like he posted her name, address and photo. Literally all we know is that a woman exists, somewhere on Earth, who owns a 36FF bra. Did we not already know that?

Meh, if I knew my boyfriend was telling anyone my bra size, I'd be fuming. It's not his thing to tell.

Mr Simpson

greenpilot wrote: »

Hi,

I've had a look at one of my missus bras and I've discovered that the size is 36ff

Is this the stuff dreams are made of?

I hope you delete your browsing history

Call Me Jimmy

green_screen wrote: »

Meh, if I knew my boyfriend was telling anyone my bra size, I'd be fuming. It's not his thing to tell.

orangesoda

Un Croissant wrote: »

What is the origin of diddies? Ive never heard anyone else say it.

there is a chain of bakers in northern ireland called dittys, always a source of humour as a young fellow
http://www.dittysbakery.com/

ctrl-alt-delete

Did it fit you or what?

Daveysil15

green_screen wrote: »

Jesus, I'd kill my oh if he posted my bra size on a public forum.

I'd hate to see what you'd do if he posted a sex tape.

gstack166

I'd say the springs are gone on them so much, they're like cocker-spaniels ears!

Slutmonkey57b

Well, you know the old saying: "more than a handful's... an opportunity to use both hands"

SamAK

I'd say that size isn't everything.

rubadub

green_screen wrote: »

Jesus, I'd kill my oh if he posted my bra size on a public forum.

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

It's not like he posted her name, address and photo. Literally all we know is that a woman exists, somewhere on Earth, who owns a 36FF bra. Did we not already know that?

Even then I don't really get the issue with it?

Like will you have 2 auld ones down the supermarket gossiping.

biddy -did you hear about that young one Mary?
bridie -who's she?
biddy -the one in number 32 with the massive tits.
bridie -oh yeah, can't miss them, whats the story with her?
biddy -rumour has it she wears a large bra
bridie -well the durty bitch! she should be ashamed of herself, who would have thunk it!

Slutmonkey57b

SamAK wrote: »

I'd say that size isn't everything.

You'd be wrong.

Princess Peach

green_screen wrote: »

Meh, if I knew my boyfriend was telling anyone my bra size, I'd be fuming. It's not his thing to tell.

You posted your own cup size in this very forum just a few days ago....

Dathai

I can confirm that his wife does have nice tits.

SamAK

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

You'd be wrong.

Says you.

Same as having a huge dick isn't a guarantee of being some sort of sex master who can satisfy all.

howamidifferent

greenpilot wrote: »

Hi,

I've had a look at one of my missus bras and I've discovered that the size is 36ff

Is this the stuff dreams are made of?

Nightmares maybe. I can't think of any thing that would be a bigger turn off. 😫

Czarcasm

Princess Peach wrote: »

You posted your own cup size in this very forum just a few days ago....

green_screen wrote: »

Meh, if I knew my boyfriend was telling anyone my bra size, I'd be fuming. It's not his thing to tell.

See the difference?

Tasden

Princess Peach wrote: »

You posted your own cup size in this very forum just a few days ago....

She did. Not her partner.

we'llallhavetea

I'd say there's some schwing on them bad boys

Specialun

Hope she doesnt take up jogging or she will knock herself out

Penny Tration

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I'd hate to see what you'd do if he posted a sex tape.

Try make money from it. Sure if it's already out there, may as well capitalise on it.

Red Nissan

Interesting, my wife does not even own a bra, dream on young fella.

Czarcasm

ctrl-alt-delete wrote: »

Did it fit you or what?

Save that one for the inevitable "I found my wife's knickers" parody thread...

Cantremember

greenpilot wrote: »

Hi,

I've had a look at one of my missus bras and I've discovered that the size is 36ff

Is this the stuff dreams are made of?

I am afraid that, as you seem to have realised this through reading a label, in this case, it certainly is the stuff dreams are made of.

Penny Tration

Princess Peach wrote: »

You posted your own cup size in this very forum just a few days ago....

Yeah? Mine. I chose to. It's part of me. I'd have an issue with a partner posting something like that about me because it's my body and my business, not his.

It'd be like me posting the size of his knob. I wouldn't do it because it's his body, not mine.

greenpilot

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

It's not like he posted her name, address and photo. Literally all we know is that a woman exists, somewhere on Earth, who owns a 36FF bra. Did we not already know that?

Actually, it was her idea, and she is currently laughing her ass off! Thanks for cheering her up!

Penny Tration

greenpilot wrote: »

Actually, it was her idea, and she is currently laughing her ass off! Thanks for cheering her up!

Tell her to let you post pics so

rubadub

green_screen wrote: »

It'd be like me posting the size of his knob. I wouldn't do it because it's his body, not mine.

Not really, it'd be more like posting his shirt chest size, or waist size.

If he was posting up the size of your clitoris, or how loose your vagina was -then it would more be comparable to posting his knob size. -and even then, nobody knows who you are.

I don't get the bra size issue, as per my "2 auld ones" story, its usually no secret if a woman wears a large bra.

Red Nissan

OH yes OP, now when we ask for pics, it's NOT, repeat, not pics of the bra we need to oogle study. :P

suicide_circus

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

I'd say there's some schwing on them bad boys

Its all fun and games til someone loses an eye

c_man

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

It's not like he posted her name, address and photo. Literally all we know is that a woman exists, somewhere on Earth, who owns a 36FF bra. Did we not already know that?

I'm turned on.

smurgen

My new girlfriend has DD's and is a size 8.she may be the one,I haven't looked at her head yet!

we'llallhavetea

suicide_circus wrote: »

Its all fun and games til someone loses an eye

Or their nipples trod on!

Molester Stallone

Ah, this thread will be looked at fondly in years to come, thanks for the mammarys OP