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My wifes boobs.

  • 14-04-2014 05:25PM
    #1
    greenpilot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭


    Hi,

    I've had a look at one of my missus bras and I've discovered that the size is 36ff

    Is this the stuff dreams are made of?


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  • #2
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,196 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    It depends on how fat she is.


  • #3
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    Sound like granny tits...


  • #4
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    I'm sure she'd be chuffed you posted that on a public forum.


  • #5
    weiland79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,318 ✭✭✭weiland79


    If ever there were a call for pics, this is it


  • #6
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Reads like you've never actually seen them for yourself. Poor OP :(


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  • #7
    shockwave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭shockwave


    We need pics to judge for ourselves.


  • #8
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Depends on whether the nips are trying to touch God or the Devil....

    -Funk


  • #9
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    send a few bras and pictures to me in the post and i will then give my opinion


  • #10
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    This thread is nothing without pictures.


    Also, sounds like a lot of effort to carry around day in day out. Respect to your missus.


  • #11
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Knex. wrote: »
    You make it sound like you've never actually seen them for yourself.

    What is the origin of diddies? Ive never heard anyone else say it.


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  • #12
    greenpilot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭greenpilot


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    It depends on how fat she is.

    That's rich coming from someone who's username refers to the size of your ass!! ;)


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Maybe tonight she'll lift her skirt up and show you them in the flesh.


  • #14
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    My OH says as a bonus for losing 4 stone he's going to buy me fake boobs.

    I'm excited!


  • #15
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    What is the origin of diddies? Ive never heard anyone else say it.

    You were just a tad too late for my ninja edit :D

    Think it came about from some lads picture that went viral during the Euros. Might need to do a bit of digging to find it.


  • #16
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    greenpilot wrote: »
    Hi,

    I've had a look at one of my missus bras and I've discovered that the size is 36ff

    That's Numberwang


  • #17
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Jesus, I'd kill my oh if he posted my bra size on a public forum.


  • #18
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    green_screen wrote: »
    Jesus, I'd kill my oh if he posted my bra size on a public forum.

    It's not like he posted her name, address and photo. Literally all we know is that a woman exists, somewhere on Earth, who owns a 36FF bra. Did we not already know that?


  • #19
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    It's not like he posted her name, address and photo. Literally all we know is that a woman exists, somewhere on Earth, who owns a 36FF bra. Did we not already know that?

    Meh, if I knew my boyfriend was telling anyone my bra size, I'd be fuming. It's not his thing to tell.


  • #20
    Mr Simpson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,332 ✭✭✭Mr Simpson


    greenpilot wrote: »
    Hi,

    I've had a look at one of my missus bras and I've discovered that the size is 36ff

    Is this the stuff dreams are made of?

    I hope you delete your browsing history


  • #21
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    green_screen wrote: »
    Meh, if I knew my boyfriend was telling anyone my bra size, I'd be fuming. It's not his thing to tell.

    :D


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  • #22
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    What is the origin of diddies? Ive never heard anyone else say it.

    there is a chain of bakers in northern ireland called dittys, always a source of humour as a young fellow
    http://www.dittysbakery.com/


  • #23
    ctrl-alt-delete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,009 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    Did it fit you or what?


  • #24
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    green_screen wrote: »
    Jesus, I'd kill my oh if he posted my bra size on a public forum.

    I'd hate to see what you'd do if he posted a sex tape.


  • #25
    gstack166
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭gstack166


    I'd say the springs are gone on them so much, they're like cocker-spaniels ears!


  • #26
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,604 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    Well, you know the old saying: "more than a handful's... an opportunity to use both hands"


  • #27
    SamAK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    I'd say that size isn't everything.


  • #28
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,388 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    green_screen wrote: »
    Jesus, I'd kill my oh if he posted my bra size on a public forum.
    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    It's not like he posted her name, address and photo. Literally all we know is that a woman exists, somewhere on Earth, who owns a 36FF bra. Did we not already know that?
    Even then I don't really get the issue with it?

    Like will you have 2 auld ones down the supermarket gossiping.

    biddy -did you hear about that young one Mary?
    bridie -who's she?
    biddy -the one in number 32 with the massive tits.
    bridie -oh yeah, can't miss them, whats the story with her?
    biddy -rumour has it she wears a large bra
    bridie -well the durty bitch! she should be ashamed of herself, who would have thunk it!


  • #29
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,604 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    SamAK wrote: »
    I'd say that size isn't everything.

    You'd be wrong.


  • #30
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    green_screen wrote: »
    Meh, if I knew my boyfriend was telling anyone my bra size, I'd be fuming. It's not his thing to tell.

    You posted your own cup size in this very forum just a few days ago....


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  • #31
    Dathai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Dathai


    I can confirm that his wife does have nice tits.


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