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Posting whilst drunk

  • 10-04-2014 09:53PM
    #1
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭


    I'd imagine it happens quite a bit around here.

    What's the worst/funniest/most bizarre or embarrassing post you've ever written while under the influence? Ever had to go on a major deleting spree the next day? Started any inflammatory threads or gotten yourself a boards-wide ban? Hit on a Mod or sent a disturbing amount of PMs to a boardsie you secretly fancy?

    Or is posting while drunk the only state in which you post?

    **mAY or may not be drunk


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  • #2
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭BMJD


    asl?


  • #3
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    beks101 wrote: »
    Or is posting while drunk the only state in which you post?

    High too.


  • #4
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    BMJD wrote: »
    asl?

    14/f/Cali


  • #5
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Thankfully, I wouldn't be able to focus my eyes or thoughts enough to post.


  • #6
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    beks101 wrote: »
    PMs to a boardsie you secretly fancy?

    It's ok, I won't tell anyone! :)


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  • #7
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭BMJD


    beks101 wrote: »
    14/f/Cali


    Awwwwwwe yeahhhhhh!


  • #8
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    I drunk post a lot in two forums.

    Usually, it's non-sensical streams of letters.

    A few weeks back, I exchanged about 10 pms with a boardsie too. Had absolutely no recollection of any of my posts or pms that night.

    Last night, I drunk posted a picture of my bf and I on Facebook, with a soppy caption. I wanted to delete it this morning out of sheer embarrassment at being seen to have softer emotions than my usual sarcastic manner on Facebook, but he wouldn't let me.

    I also drunk text people all the time. Told my boss that he's a lovely man and not at all the prick people say he is one night at like 5am.

    I should never be given access to my phone when I'm under the influence.


  • #9
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    A em friend of mine once got banned for posting under the affluence of inchohol!!
    :-D


  • #10
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    c_man wrote: »
    High too.

    Usually about 18 hands high for a fair few. Neigh.

    That morning after feeling - jasus, what shyte did I fire off last night -quick goo....shyte....delete...delete...and even with the deleting, I missed a few, around 1700 or so.


  • #11
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    It's ok, I won't tell anyone! :)

    You big ride


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  • #12
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Thankfully, I wouldn't be able to focus my eyes or thoughts enough to post.

    That's the thing, I'm unusually and rather disturbingly articulate whilst drunk. In fact I often type more intelligently when I'm gee-eyed than in any other state, the only occasional giveaway being an inappropriate ;) to the wrong person


  • #13
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    I don't drink but looking through some of the posts... Kinda makes me want to!*

    *I'm joking ofc.


  • #14
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    beks101 wrote: »
    You big ride

    Yuss!

    Next time yer home, gis a shout! :pac:......ya bigger ride.


  • #15
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    I've never posted while badly drunk before, but if my drunk-posting is anything like my drunk-talking, I'd probably just be the same as usual, except repeating myself a lot. I've never posted while badly drunk before, but if my drunk-posting is anything like my drunk-talking, I'd probably just be the same as usual, except repeating myself a lot. I've nev...


  • #16
    poundapunnet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    I've gone on a fair few drunken message-board rampages in my day, including here. Facebook is worse though, at least nobody here can put a face to the shname. I've outgrown drunk-dialling or texting, thank christ. I say outgrown, it's mostly that the phone I've had for the past few years has really tiny buttons.


  • #17
    Cornelius Cornpipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 ✭Cornelius Cornpipe


    I'm an awful man for sending texts when I'm drunk. Get a fierce dose of the stalk on me after a rake of pints. Leave it at home these days - the phone that is.


  • #18
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    poundapunnet wrote: »
    I've gone on a fair few drunken message-board rampages in my day, including here. Facebook is worse though, at least nobody here can put a face to the shname. I've outgrown drunk-dialling or texting, thank christ. I say outgrown, it's mostly that the phone I've had for the past few years has really tiny buttons.

    Drunken texts are the business.
    I got one from a friend of mine I hadnt heard from in donkey's years the other night, saying simply 'on the dance floor, everyone is alone'
    pISsed as a fart, no recollection of it or of being anywhere near a dance floor the next day


  • #19
    poundapunnet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    beks101 wrote: »
    Drunken texts are the business.
    I got one from a friend of mine I hadnt heard from in donkey's years the other night, saying simply 'on the dance floor, everyone is alone'
    pISsed as a fart, no recollection of it or of being anywhere near a dance floor the next day

    My sister's name is Rachel and I got a great series of texts off her boyfriend's phone of:

    2.50am: some slag robbed my phone but I'll meet you at the bus tomorrow

    2.52am: I am a Rachel

    3.10am: how come everyone's so tacky

    9.00am: [from her own number] ok actually I left my phone at home last night see you at the bus.

    She's lucky the first three didn't wake me or I'd have killed her :D


  • #20
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    I post drunk a good bit. At least once a week. My grammar and punctuation aren't really affected when I drink.


  • #21
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Never done it. Must try sometime for the laugh.


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  • #22
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Never done it. Must try sometime for the laugh.
    Sure ....................... :D


  • #23
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Sure ....................... :D
    Are you doubting the sobriety of my contributions to this website?


    Haaarrrruuummmmpphhhh!!!!


  • #24
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    It is great the next day when you log on, when you read what you posted the night before and realize, jaysus am I that good.


  • #25
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Backwardsman if you're not drunk when posting the stuff you post then you have a bit of explaining to do.


  • #26
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    I've noticed that you tend to see the same pontificators arrive into AH at a certain hour of the night. Often wondered if they are full of gargle to be so self-righteous.


  • #27
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Davarus Walrus wrote: »
    I've noticed that you tend to see the same pontificators arrive into AH at a certain hour of the night. Often wondered if they are full of gargle to be so self-righteous.
    What are you, the boards clock???


  • #28
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    What are you, the boards clock???

    The boards night watchman shining a light into the corner checking for chemical burn and man city 10


  • #29
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    I don't really drink anymore but I'm sure I've posted here and on other sites while drunk.

    I'm generally in control when drunk, a better example of this would be something like a sleeping tablet... I'd write entire emails that I'd completely forget about, crazy stuff.


  • #30
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    What are you, the boards clock???

    No, there is a clock in the bottom right hand corner of the screen to let people know when it's time to 'check out'. Time is often the beacon of clarity when self-reflection has failed.


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  • #31
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Fawder .. i've killed a man


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