Posting whilst drunk

beks101

I'd imagine it happens quite a bit around here.

What's the worst/funniest/most bizarre or embarrassing post you've ever written while under the influence? Ever had to go on a major deleting spree the next day? Started any inflammatory threads or gotten yourself a boards-wide ban? Hit on a Mod or sent a disturbing amount of PMs to a boardsie you secretly fancy?

Or is posting while drunk the only state in which you post?

**mAY or may not be drunk

BMJD

asl?

c_man

beks101 wrote: »

Or is posting while drunk the only state in which you post?

High too.

beks101

BMJD wrote: »

asl?

14/f/Cali

shopaholic01

Thankfully, I wouldn't be able to focus my eyes or thoughts enough to post.

Frosty McSnowballs

beks101 wrote: »

PMs to a boardsie you secretly fancy?

It's ok, I won't tell anyone!

BMJD

beks101 wrote: »

14/f/Cali

Awwwwwwe yeahhhhhh!

Penny Tration

I drunk post a lot in two forums.

Usually, it's non-sensical streams of letters.

A few weeks back, I exchanged about 10 pms with a boardsie too. Had absolutely no recollection of any of my posts or pms that night.

Last night, I drunk posted a picture of my bf and I on Facebook, with a soppy caption. I wanted to delete it this morning out of sheer embarrassment at being seen to have softer emotions than my usual sarcastic manner on Facebook, but he wouldn't let me.

I also drunk text people all the time. Told my boss that he's a lovely man and not at all the prick people say he is one night at like 5am.

I should never be given access to my phone when I'm under the influence.

Mariasofia

A em friend of mine once got banned for posting under the affluence of inchohol!!
:-D

Stavros Murphy

c_man wrote: »

High too.

Usually about 18 hands high for a fair few. Neigh.

That morning after feeling - jasus, what shyte did I fire off last night -quick goo....shyte....delete...delete...and even with the deleting, I missed a few, around 1700 or so.

beks101

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

It's ok, I won't tell anyone!

You big ride

beks101

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Thankfully, I wouldn't be able to focus my eyes or thoughts enough to post.

That's the thing, I'm unusually and rather disturbingly articulate whilst drunk. In fact I often type more intelligently when I'm gee-eyed than in any other state, the only occasional giveaway being an inappropriate to the wrong person

AlanS181824

I don't drink but looking through some of the posts... Kinda makes me want to!*

*I'm joking ofc.

Frosty McSnowballs

beks101 wrote: »

You big ride

Yuss!

Next time yer home, gis a shout! :pac:......ya bigger ride.

RayM

I've never posted while badly drunk before, but if my drunk-posting is anything like my drunk-talking, I'd probably just be the same as usual, except repeating myself a lot. I've never posted while badly drunk before, but if my drunk-posting is anything like my drunk-talking, I'd probably just be the same as usual, except repeating myself a lot. I've nev...

poundapunnet

I've gone on a fair few drunken message-board rampages in my day, including here. Facebook is worse though, at least nobody here can put a face to the shname. I've outgrown drunk-dialling or texting, thank christ. I say outgrown, it's mostly that the phone I've had for the past few years has really tiny buttons.

Cornelius Cornpipe

I'm an awful man for sending texts when I'm drunk. Get a fierce dose of the stalk on me after a rake of pints. Leave it at home these days - the phone that is.

beks101

poundapunnet wrote: »

I've gone on a fair few drunken message-board rampages in my day, including here. Facebook is worse though, at least nobody here can put a face to the shname. I've outgrown drunk-dialling or texting, thank christ. I say outgrown, it's mostly that the phone I've had for the past few years has really tiny buttons.

Drunken texts are the business.
I got one from a friend of mine I hadnt heard from in donkey's years the other night, saying simply 'on the dance floor, everyone is alone'
pISsed as a fart, no recollection of it or of being anywhere near a dance floor the next day

poundapunnet

beks101 wrote: »

Drunken texts are the business.
I got one from a friend of mine I hadnt heard from in donkey's years the other night, saying simply 'on the dance floor, everyone is alone'
pISsed as a fart, no recollection of it or of being anywhere near a dance floor the next day

My sister's name is Rachel and I got a great series of texts off her boyfriend's phone of:

2.50am: some slag robbed my phone but I'll meet you at the bus tomorrow

2.52am: I am a Rachel

3.10am: how come everyone's so tacky

9.00am: [from her own number] ok actually I left my phone at home last night see you at the bus.

She's lucky the first three didn't wake me or I'd have killed her

Vito Corleone

I post drunk a good bit. At least once a week. My grammar and punctuation aren't really affected when I drink.

The Backwards Man

Never done it. Must try sometime for the laugh.

shopaholic01

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Never done it. Must try sometime for the laugh.

Sure .......................

The Backwards Man

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Sure .......................

Are you doubting the sobriety of my contributions to this website?


Haaarrrruuummmmpphhhh!!!!

Busted Flat.

It is great the next day when you log on, when you read what you posted the night before and realize, jaysus am I that good.

catallus

Backwardsman if you're not drunk when posting the stuff you post then you have a bit of explaining to do.

Davarus Walrus

I've noticed that you tend to see the same pontificators arrive into AH at a certain hour of the night. Often wondered if they are full of gargle to be so self-righteous.

The Backwards Man

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

I've noticed that you tend to see the same pontificators arrive into AH at a certain hour of the night. Often wondered if they are full of gargle to be so self-righteous.

What are you, the boards clock???

The Moldy Gowl

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What are you, the boards clock???

The boards night watchman shining a light into the corner checking for chemical burn and man city 10

Holsten

I don't really drink anymore but I'm sure I've posted here and on other sites while drunk.

I'm generally in control when drunk, a better example of this would be something like a sleeping tablet... I'd write entire emails that I'd completely forget about, crazy stuff.

Davarus Walrus

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What are you, the boards clock???

No, there is a clock in the bottom right hand corner of the screen to let people know when it's time to 'check out'. Time is often the beacon of clarity when self-reflection has failed.

The Diabolical Monocle

Fawder .. i've killed a man

Busted Flat.

Holsten wrote: »

I don't really drink anymore but I'm sure I've posted here and on other sites while drunk.

I'm generally in control when drunk, a better example of this would be something like a sleeping tablet... I'd write entire emails that I'd completely forget about, crazy stuff.

Did he give up the gargle as well, Pilsener.

The Backwards Man

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

No, there is a clock in the bottom right hand corner of the screen to let people know when it's time to 'check out'. Time is often the beacon of clarity when self-reflection has failed.

Not much good when you have your clock set to Nuku'alofa time though is it?

beks101

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

Time is often the beacon of clarity when self-reflection has failed.

This sounds so profound.
Ive read it three times and still don't get it.
Perhaps one is too drunk

catallus

Go to bed beks you'se are drunk

poundapunnet

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

No, there is a clock in the bottom right hand corner of the screen to let people know when it's time to 'check out'. Time is often the beacon of clarity when self-reflection has failed.

Personally I usually just go by whenever I've finished the wine.

beks101

poundapunnet wrote: »

Personally I usually just go by whenever I've finished the wine.

But you see there's always more wine
ALWAYS

catallus

What time do the offies close in Landan?

poundapunnet

beks101 wrote: »

But you see there's always more wine
ALWAYS

Ha, tis well for some!

beks101

catallus wrote: »

What time do the offies close in Landan?

Couldn't tell ya.
I hoard wine though, enough to kill a brewery of alcoholics in here

YFlyer

Still have a half a bottle of wine to go through before bed

I am terrible for this. Not so much on boards anymore, though if I'm having a "bad" drunk night (as opposed to a happy "good" drunk night) then I sometimes end up pouring my little inebriated heart out on the 'Let's all laugh at people with depression' thread. I've written pretty much the exact same post there I don't know how many times.

I'm dreadful at it on Facebook or Twitter though. My awkwardest moment on Facebook was telling someone I liked that I liked them, and then getting their name wrong while apologising. On Twitter I end up tagging random famous people in OMGILUVYOU tweets and do the whole cringey tweeting depressing song lyrics thing.

I don't know what exactly makes me think it's a good idea to log on to the internet when drunk but I always end up doing it. It's always one of those "it seemed like a good idea at the time" things!

catallus

There's only three glasses of wine in a bottle which ain't great. Vodka is what I hoard, but I'm not very good at it, it all ends up being devoured

Busted Flat.

catallus wrote: »

There's only three glasses of wine in a bottle which ain't great. Vodka is what I hoard, but I'm not very good at it, it all ends up being devoured

What do you drink your wine out of a mug.

beks101

YFlyer wrote: »

Still have a half a bottle of wine to go through before bed

Red or white? i've got about a half of Pinot Grigio sitting here staring at me & a hilariously early start, all I'm hearing is SHUR GO ON BEKS, YOU'LL ONLY BE WASTING IT OTHERWISE

catallus wrote: »

There's only three glasses of wine in a bottle which ain't great. Vodka is what I hoard, but I'm not very good at it, it all ends up being devoured

Weirdly I'm not a big drinker so can stack the stuff for months without being tempted. Except for grey goose, that stuff always seems to disappear!

catallus

Busted Flat. wrote: »

What do you drink your wine out of a mug.

A wine glass. I fill it up. Then then think of all the tax I'm paying on it and then down it with a spirited vengeance.

Call Me Jimmy

I wonder do we need a DrinkAware campaign to show the effect drunk posting has on the lives of its victims.

Maybe show a very ashamed person signing up to hotmail just so they can re-reg?

poundapunnet

catallus wrote: »

A wine glass. I fill it up. Then then think of all the tax I'm paying on it and then down it with a spirited vengeance.

Fill it up? :eek: No, no, no! You pleb!

this is how it should be done

Busted Flat.

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

I wonder do we need a DrinkAware campaign to show the effect drunk posting has on the lives of its victims.

Maybe show a very ashamed person signing up to hotmail just so they can re-reg?

We are all aware of the different brands of alcohol, its a matter of choice and taste.

catallus

poundapunnet wrote: »

Fill it up? :eek:

this is how it should be done

You're obviously the-glass-is-half-empty type of person. No, to the brim I fill my wineglass, my cup overfloweth, and ironically now I'm all out and thanks to the Vintner's Association there is not a place in the land I can replenish my goblet, so I'm just going to go to sleep now. Nighty-nite and tiddly-pip and all that.

Scaldy Ned

beks101 wrote: »

I'd imagine it happens quite a bit around here.

What's the worst/funniest/most bizarre or embarrassing post you've ever written while under the influence? Ever had to go on a major deleting spree the next day? Started any inflammatory threads or gotten yourself a boards-wide ban? Hit on a Mod or sent a disturbing amount of PMs to a boardsie you secretly fancy?

Or is posting while drunk the only state in which you post?

**mAY or may not be drunk

Great thread....will try remember it when i'm sober