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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • #4322
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    osarusan wrote: »
    ...Posters commenting along the lines of 'what's your opinion on that OP? on said threads.

    Tranlation: "I don't give a rattlin', scuttery fcuk what your opinion is, or what the thread is about, but I would lurrrrrv to be a moderator!" :D


  • #4323
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Well this thread is really going arseways... :pac:


  • #4324
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Jaysus girls, will yis knock it off!!, all this undergarment talk in the middle of the day.......;)

    Stockings, high heels, Corset...

    you're welcome ;)


  • #4325
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    turnikett1 wrote: »
    Don't all women have crack hair? I met some women who were self conscious about crack hair - I was under the impression it's completely natural and every woman has it. I don't expect women to shave crack hair just for me/some bloke. I can imagine the process is long and painful!

    Depends on the person. Some take it all, which is a bit weird imo. Better to trim to a "landing strip" :D


  • #4326
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    czechlin wrote: »
    Well this thread is really going arseways... :pac:

    Ouch, ouch:D, that was bad


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  • #4327
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sadderday wrote: »
    OMG really???????? that makes me feel better, I was wondered about how to ask them to check my anus :)

    might book now !


    :eek: I could never in my life imagine asking anyone to check my anus....

    no no no.


  • #4328
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Jake1 wrote: »
    Stockings, high heels, Corset...

    you're welcome ;)

    Last straw, I am outa here. Mrs Eisenberg is away this week, I cant be putting up with this (I nearly typed tits - Freud where are ya):D


  • #4329
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • #4330
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Last straw, I am outa here. Mrs Eisenberg is away this week, I cant be putting up with this (I nearly typed tits - Freud where are ya):D

    STEP AWAY :)


  • #4331
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Jake1 wrote: »
    :eek: I could never in my life imagine asking anyone to check my anus....

    no no no.

    well excuse the term but i would like an expert opinion on if I am or can be

    bare back


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  • #4332
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Jake1 wrote: »
    Stockings, high heels, Corset...

    you're welcome ;)

    Reminds me, the trivial annoyance of trying to attach suspenders to the top part of stockings, especially at the back. tf? Slide the little yoke down, clip the other yoke over it (through the stocking) and then try to pull it back up...it ain't easy guys! And dont even get me started on the hook and eye fastenings on the corsets!:P


  • #4333
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    https://www.google.ie/search?q=corset+and+stockings&client=opera&hs=Kqv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=72JFU9pCiIDtBvP-gPgN&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=702


    ;):pac:


  • #4334
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • #4335
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Reminds me, the trivial annoyance of trying to attach suspenders to the top part of stockings, especially at the back. tf? Slide the little yoke down, clip the other yoke over it (through the stocking) and then try to pull it back up...it ain't easy guys! And dont even get me started on the hook and eye fastenings on the corsets!:P

    I hear you , we take a half an hour to put it all on, takes you guys two seconds to remove....


  • #4336
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    We bought a house with no bath, I rarely have baths but I'd like the option.

    How do you wash a dog with no bath? The shower?


  • #4337
    turnikett1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 676 ✭✭✭turnikett1


    mauzo! wrote: »
    We bought a house with no bath, I rarely have baths but I'd like the option.

    How do you wash a dog with no bath? The shower?

    It's how I used to clean my dog, he fúckin hated it!


  • #4338
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Jake1 wrote: »
    https://www.google.ie/search?q=corset+and+stockings&client=opera&hs=Kqv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=72JFU9pCiIDtBvP-gPgN&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=702


    ;):pac:

    Ma, can I keep one, huh, please, I will mind it and wash it and walk it every day, and feed it, I swear , Ma, can I please Ma, all the other boys have them , Pulleeeeezzeee Ma:D


  • #4339
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    turnikett1 wrote: »
    It's how I used to clean my dog, he fúckin hated it!

    Great :( I could always buy one of those big bucket baths and put him in it, in the shower.

    We don't even own a dog yet :o just thinking about when we do!


  • #4340
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    mauzo! wrote: »
    We bought a house with no bath, I rarely have baths but I'd like the option.

    How do you wash a dog with no bath? The shower?

    Ask Eamon Gilmore how he washes his missus............:eek:


  • #4341
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Reminds me, the trivial annoyance of trying to attach suspenders to the top part of stockings, especially at the back. tf? Slide the little yoke down, clip the other yoke over it (through the stocking) and then try to pull it back up...it ain't easy guys! And dont even get me started on the hook and eye fastenings on the corsets!:P


    :) YEAH!! ummm, trying to get both legs to look the same is a challenge.

    I never thought to ask anyone.... I've always made a tiny snip with a scissors and clipped through


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  • #4342
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Sadderday wrote: »
    :) YEAH!! ummm, trying to get both legs to look the same is a challenge.

    I never thought to ask anyone.... I've always made a tiny snip with a scissors and clipped through

    A snip in the stocking?


  • #4343
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Jake1 wrote: »
    Stockings, high heels, Corset...

    you're welcome ;)

    I've been thinking about buying one for ages! Damn, I can see myself doing a lots of pointless research tonight :mad:


  • #4344
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    A snip in the stocking?


    YEAH, I never knew what to do with them


  • #4345
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    czechlin wrote: »
    I've been thinking about buying one for ages! Damn, I can see myself doing a lots of pointless research tonight :mad:

    go for it, he'll be slavering all over you :) check this link they have sme really lovely ones.

    http://www.corsets-uk.com/corsets/3-for-2.html?gclid=CMfszJfc070CFWKK2wodNgkA1w

    They are lovely on, give you great shape.

    Mmm,think I'll whip one out or himself tonight.


  • #4346
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Ask Eamon Gilmore how he washes his missus............:eek:


    Ahh Christ, mental images now of Eamon Gilmore in stockings and suspenders bent over the washing machine lobbing a skid marked tea towel into the wash! :(


    Jake1 wrote: »
    https://www.google.ie/search?q=corset+and+stockings&client=opera&hs=Kqv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=72JFU9pCiIDtBvP-gPgN&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=702


    ;):pac:


    Thaaat's better! :pac:


  • #4347
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Jake1 wrote: »
    go for it, he'll be slavering all over you :) check this link they have sme really lovely ones.

    http://www.corsets-uk.com/corsets/3-for-2.html?gclid=CMfszJfc070CFWKK2wodNgkA1w

    They are lovely on, give you great shape.

    Mmm,think I'll whip one out or himself tonight.

    Thanks, they're looking well!
    I don't have anyone to slaver over me, but sure girl can be prepared :D


  • #4348
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    "hello, Mater Hospital? Can you send an ambulance, Yeah, I think it is a corset induced coronary, mmm, yeah, ok, Yes I have VHI, and keep that nurse in the Anne Summers gear away from me"


  • #4349
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    "hello, Mater Hospital? Can you send an ambulance, Yeah, I think it is a corset induced coronary, mmm, yeah, ok, Yes I have VHI, and keep that nurse in the Anne Summers gear away from me"




    :D


  • #4350
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Didn't know what to do wedding lingerie wise, nice white corset I think :D


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  • #4351
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Trivial thing that annoys me: I look ridiculous in a corset.


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