Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

jimgoose

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

:mad: Just out of bed this morning, front door open to let cats out. 2 Jehovas call to the door, no way of not speaking to them since door open. Slight bicker between myself and Mr P as to which of us is going to speak with them, he lost as he had PJ's on and I didn't. We've got an invitation to go celebrate with them on Monday night. No thanks, but at least they were brief and polite.

Ever encountered Hell's Jehovas MC? They call to your door and tell you to fcuk off! <badum-TISH!!>

OldNotWIse

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

:mad: Just out of bed this morning, front door open to let cats out. 2 Jehovas call to the door, no way of not speaking to them since door open. Slight bicker between myself and Mr P as to which of us is going to speak with them, he lost as he had PJ's on and I didn't. We've got an invitation to go celebrate with them on Monday night. No thanks, but at least they were brief and polite.

I was up late,very late. I was in such a fouler this morning I actually wanted two JW's to call to my door

Sadderday

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I was up late,very late. I was in such a fouler this morning I actually wanted two JW's to call to my door

Hate the way something that annoys you happens when your in good form.... and when your in bad form and would like a snap... you don't have a good enough reason to snap.

ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

At least women have the aul its the time of the month excuse, the poor OH thinks my period lasts 3 weeks... have to keep saying 'sorry, its hormones' when actually you had a bad day and need someone to give out to.... taking out bins is my favourite one, its always a reasonable excuse to moan

Pumpkinseeds

Fecks sake, I just logged in to my email to check where my package is and DHL are using their German info. Now I'll have to open Chrome to check where it it, although probably not worth bothering since they are so bloody useless at updating the info on where the package is anyway.

Last time they delivered something it was Tuesday night before it changed from the previous Sunday's update.

eisenberg1

czechlin wrote: »

Seagulls.

There are those two fat fcukers (sorry but there's no other way I can go about it) who use the roof above my bedroom as their regular rendezvous spot. In the early morning hours!! Not only that they are yacking away way too loudly they are also nibbling on the roof, knocking on it with their beaks and jumping on it! Does anybody know of any bird whisperer I could hire to explain to them that they should take their party elsewhere before I turn into a psycho and it won't end well.

I hate them. And that's a very strong word to use. But I really hate them bloody birds!!!!! :mad:

The bastards are protected, there aint much you can do. I think there is a thing called a hawk kite.....which scares the fcukers off, thought the gulls I know would eat a hawk.

eisenberg1

Czarcasm wrote: »

Eisenberg does 9 - 5 except on Saturdays when he does "Saturday Night drunk Live with Eisenberg"

Strictly 10am - 5.30om from now.......maybe the odd first Friday or bank holiday Monday:D

OldNotWIse

Sadderday wrote: »

Hate the way something that annoys you happens when your in good form.... and when your in bad form and would like a snap... you don't have a good enough reason to snap.

ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

At least women have the aul its the time of the month excuse, the poor OH thinks my period lasts 3 weeks... have to keep saying 'sorry, its hormones' when actually you had a bad day and need someone to give out to.... taking out bins is my favourite one, its always a reasonable excuse to moan

My PMT has it all wrong. I'm real mellow and sunny the day before and day 1...and a god damned antichrist the rest of the month.

Dramatik

czechlin wrote: »

Seagulls.
Does anybody know of any bird whisperer I could hire to explain to them that they should take their party elsewhere before I turn into a psycho and it won't end well.

Download a recording of the sound of seagulls in distress, then play it to them :cool:

czechlin

eisenberg1 wrote: »

The bastards are protected, there aint much you can do. I think there is a thing called a hawk kite.....which scares the fcukers off, thought the gulls I know would eat a hawk.

Protected!? Ah well that's me screwed. I won't be climbing the roof in a hurry to install a kite, I'd say they'd eat me with no bother judging by the size of them!:eek: I was walking down the street and one of their feathery comrades was walking towards me, the pathway was just about wide enough for both of us, he was a big one, marching down very confidently eyeing me up. No sign of him taking off, it was either him or me so I decided to be the bigger person and stepped aside :pac:

yeppydeppy

http://www.petmania.ie/utilities/adoption/local-agencies/santry---cats-aid

jimgoose

These characters who ring me up at random telling me I have a problem with Windows. They're right as it turns out, but not quite in the way they were expecting. I love messing with their heads, but you wouldn't always be in the humour for it.

"Hello! I am from Microsoft Windows sir, you have a serious problem!"

"Hell yeah, all y'all boy - I got me one o' them computery-boxes from Texas, like a longhorn steer. Danged if'n ah can make ass or nose outta it. Here's whut she a-tells me:

# uname -a
AIX lamegoose 6 00C7A4264C00
# oslevel -r
6100-05
# lsattr -E -l mem0
ent_mem_cap          I/O memory entitlement in Kbytes           False
goodsize       15360 Amount of usable physical memory in Mbytes False
mem_exp_factor       Memory expansion factor                    False
size           15360 Total amount of physical memory in Mbytes  False
var_mem_weight       Variable memory capacity weight            False
# 

"
"*CLICK*"

eisenberg1

Dramatik wrote: »

Download a recording of the sound of seagulls in distress, then play it to them :cool:

I would try Daniel O'Donnell/Billy Ray Cyrus or Garth Brooks, that would drive anyone away.

dubstarr

Thinking up a great trivial post go to post it and it just disappears.Cant remember what it was about but i know it was great.

Dramatik

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I would try Daniel O'Donnell/Billy Ray Cyrus or Garth Brooks, that would drive anyone away.

I agree with all of the above, but be wary! I would evacuate to a safe distance quick as possible, once playing. Each one of the names mentioned have been known to cause perminant hearing damage as well severely obstructing a persons cognitive skills and in some cases causing an intracranial aneurysm (also called cerebral or brain aneurysm). It is also a good idea to evacuate any pets that you have from the area, as they have been known to attack their owners when they've been exposed to such harmfull frequencys.

I hope this helps

yeppydeppy

Scaremongering! Not every stranger is out to rob your house / car, not everyone on the internet is a hacker trying to steal your bank details / identity. Sure they are out there but the majority of people are just doing their own thing.
The media has a lot to answer for!

Pumpkinseeds

I've no interest whatsover in Peaches Geldof tbh, but I'm getting really pissed off with the media calling her an 'earth mother' as if it made her something special. FFS, when I was a kid most mums didn't work, that was just the way it was. When we were a bit older she did go back to work, she was probably delighted to get away from us for a few hours every day:D

It must be nice to be rich and have the choices she had, a lot of women have to work, some don't. But what is this bull sh*t 'earth mother' nonsense

Sadderday

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I've no interest whatsover in Peaches Geldof tbh, but I'm getting really pissed off with the media calling her an 'earth mother' as if it made her something special. FFS, when I was a kid most mums didn't work, that was just the way it was. When we were a bit older she did go back to work, she was probably delighted to get away from us for a few hours every day:D

It must be nice to be rich and have the choices she had, a lot of women have to work, some don't. But what is this bull sh*t 'earth mother' nonsense

whats an earth mother ?

I imagine janis joplin or someone when I hear that phrase

jimgoose

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I've no interest whatsover in Peaches Geldof tbh, but I'm getting really pissed off with the media calling her an 'earth mother' as if it made her something special. FFS, when I was a kid most mums didn't work, that was just the way it was. When we were a bit older she did go back to work, she was probably delighted to get away from us for a few hours every day:D

It must be nice to be rich and have the choices she had, a lot of women have to work, some don't. But what is this bull sh*t 'earth mother' nonsense

Is that what an "Earth Mother" is? Someone who stays at home minding her kids full-time? I thought it was one of these crusty wans, so-named for the stuff between her toes sprouting mushrooms! :pac::pac::pac:

Fred Swanson

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jimgoose

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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Don't go out with the little wagons anymore, either!

czechlin

Dramatik wrote: »

Download a recording of the sound of seagulls in distress, then play it to them :cool:

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I would try Daniel O'Donnell/Billy Ray Cyrus or Garth Brooks, that would drive anyone away.

Dramatik wrote: »

I agree with all of the above, but be wary! I would evacuate to a safe distance quick as possible, once playing. Each one of the names mentioned have been known to cause perminant hearing damage as well severely obstructing a persons cognitive skills and in some cases causing an intracranial aneurysm (also called cerebral or brain aneurysm). It is also a good idea to evacuate any pets that you have from the area, as they have been known to attack their owners when they've been exposed to such harmfull frequencys.

I hope this helps

Thank you for the suggestions. It's a bit counterproductive though because I want the birds to bugger off while I remain in the bed. If I had to listen to any of the above mentioned I indeed would have to evacuate myself, which is not desirable.
On the other hand I might download some of that crap musical compilations after all and use them as my alarm clock, that could finally solve my issue with getting out of the bed. I think I would even avoid waiting for the bus and just run for my life all the way to work

gramar

This headline from a story about Rosanna Davidson's wedding annoyed the **** out of me:

Rosanna Davison: ‘I’ll be wearing waterproof eyeliner on my big day - although Dad might need it too'

ha fcuking ha. I can't remember the amount of stories the Independent has written about his already. Fcuk off you cnuts.

And while I'm at it, Barry Egan is a fcking twat. cnut.

gramar

gramar wrote: »

This headline from a story about Rosanna Davidson's wedding annoyed the **** out of me:

Rosanna Davison: ‘I’ll be wearing waterproof eyeliner on my big day - although Dad might need it too'

That was a headline??? jaze...

Mind you I've always thought she comes across as a lovely well mannered girl.
But, the above as a headline???

Tzardine

Parents who say their kids is 24 months old.

Its feckin 2 FFS.

Call Me Jimmy

People arguing two extremes of an issue involving humans when the 'somewhere in the middle' has throughout history been the most accurate.

Czarcasm

gramar wrote: »

This headline from a story about Rosanna Davidson's wedding annoyed the **** out of me:

Rosanna Davison: ‘I’ll be wearing waterproof eyeliner on my big day - although Dad might need it too'

ha fcuking ha. I can't remember the amount of stories the Independent has written about his already. Fcuk off you cnuts.

And while I'm at it, Barry Egan is a fcking twat. cnut.

Somebody ought to tell her that her dads been wearing guyliner for decades, unless she means now he's going to be robbing hers on the day?

To be fair though, I'll probably shed a tear too the day Rosanna goes off the market...

*glances over at Nadia Forde calendar on the wall*

There's always hope

Czarcasm

Czarcasm wrote: »

Somebody ought to tell her that her dads been wearing guyliner for decades, unless she means now he's going to be robbing hers on the day?

To be fair though, I'll probably shed a tear too the day Rosanna goes off the market...

*glances over at Nadia Forde calendar on the wall*

There's always hope

Id say the rest of the Irish models wont be shedding a tear, they'll be hoping she's off the modelling scene She seems to get a lot of work.
I remember saying to a model I knew, who models with her daughter ( yes...like sisters.. ), that Rosanna seemed lovely, oh the vitirol...' shes this, shes that..

Yes, id say they all hope she goes off into the sunset with young Wesser

eisenberg1

Jake1 wrote: »

gramar wrote: »

This headline from a story about Rosanna Davidson's wedding annoyed the **** out of me:

Rosanna Davison: ‘I’ll be wearing waterproof eyeliner on my big day - although Dad might need it too'

That was a headline??? jaze...

Mind you I've always thought she comes across as a lovely well mannered girl.
But, the above as a headline???

Seriously, who gives a fcuk what she wears.....(nothing on top when in German Playboy).but you have to remember, newrags ask her the questions, print it, and then people buy it, so the cycle goes on. She may be a nice mannerly person...maybe, but her aul fella is a wanker, Lady in Red and ridin the nanny little asshole.

eisenberg1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Jake1 wrote: »

Seriously, who gives a fcuk what she wears.....(nothing on top when in German Playboy).but you have to remember, newrags ask her the questions, print it, and then people buy it, so the cycle goes on. She may be a nice mannerly person...maybe, but her aul fella is a wanker, Lady in Red and ridin the nanny little asshole.

Yeah, the nanny,.. when is wife is stunning looking.

eisenberg1

Jake1 wrote: »

Id say the rest of the Irish models wont be shedding a tear, they'll be hoping she's off the modelling scene She seems to get a lot of work.
I remember saying to a model I knew, who models with her daughter ( yes...like sisters.. ), that Rosanna seemed lovely, oh the vitirol...' shes this, shes that..

Yes, id say they all hope she goes off into the sunset with young Wesser

I wonder will the reception be in Dr Quirkey's Good Time Emporium?