Elvis: Why did he die?

Kettleson · 26-03-2014 11:08PM #1

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/was-elvis-presley-destined-to-die-early-dna-tests-show-king-was-prone-to-obesity-and-disease-9215621.html

Maybe we do know why now Paul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0D55XI0nrw

Menas · 26-03-2014 11:09PM

His heart stopped.

Karl Stein · 26-03-2014 11:12PM

It's kinda inevitable really, isn't it, the whole death thing?

♫Who wannnnts
to liiiiiive
foreverrrrrr!♫

The Backwards Man · 26-03-2014 11:12PM

Don't be cruel.

castletownman · 26-03-2014 11:14PM

Perhaps he should have named his home Greaseland

Kettleson · 26-03-2014 11:15PM

Karl Stein wrote: »

It's kinda inevitable really, isn't it, the whole death thing?

♫Who wants to live forever!♫

For most of us it is. For others, the lucky ones, they live forever. As for Elvis, all these years getting a bashing about all them fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches scoffing, drug taking etc, and it turns out he probably never really stood a chance. Sad really.

I'm glad this looks like some of the real reasoning behind a tragic, and unnecessary early death.

For Forks Sake · 26-03-2014 11:16PM

Probably something to do with being 90% comprised of bacon

darkpagandeath · 26-03-2014 11:18PM

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Probably something to do with being 90% comprised of bacon

But bacon makes everything better.....

Smidge · 26-03-2014 11:18PM

"Love me tender(fried chicken)"

For Forks Sake · 26-03-2014 11:20PM

darkpagandeath wrote: »

But bacon makes everything better.....

Didn't make Elvis any better...

ElizaT33 · 26-03-2014 11:25PM

I remember I was playing with friends in my neighbour's garden when the news broke Elvis was dead - I was about 8 then .... I was SO SAD! He was GREAT!!:). A LEGEND IMO. His diet was utterly crap obviously! Often wonder what it's like for Priscilla and Lisa Marie to live their lives in his shadow - hard I imagine for them

Kettleson · 26-03-2014 11:25PM

Well the world turns, and a hungry little boy with a runny nose plays in the street as the cold wind blows, (with his nose) in the gateaux....

Karl Stein · 26-03-2014 11:26PM

ElizaT33 wrote: »

Often wonder what it's like for Priscilla and Lisa Marie to live their lives in his shadow

Ah c'mon now he wasn't that fat..

kneemos · 26-03-2014 11:32PM

Women in the audience would have multi orgasms,now that's talent.

26-03-2014 11:36PM

He was a Hunka Hunka burnin' love, in his hey day

Strumms · 26-03-2014 11:38PM

ElizaT33 wrote: »

Often wonder what it's like for Priscilla and Lisa Marie to live their lives in his shadow - hard I imagine for them

I imagine it's not all that difficult considering they can live off his legacy without lifting a finger.

cruais · 26-03-2014 11:42PM

He's not dead! He's havin a kit kat break....

*remember that ad?!?

Smidge · 26-03-2014 11:44PM

cruais wrote: »

He's not dead! He's havin a kit kat break....

*remember that ad?!?

Was that the one with the roller skating pandas?

cruais · 26-03-2014 11:48PM

Watch "NZ ad - "Have a break, have a Kit kat"" on YouTube
NZ ad - "Have a break, have a Kit kat": http://youtu.be/RXAdSZFg64Y

the groutch · 26-03-2014 11:59PM

♫ Elvis isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead
Elvis isn't dead, coz I heard him on the radio ♫

Fred Swanson · 27-03-2014 12:05AM

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Popescu · 27-03-2014 12:10AM

I heard he died trying to make a #2.

Stavros Murphy · 27-03-2014 12:11AM

There's a lad works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis. But he's a liar and I'm not sure about ye.

cruais · 27-03-2014 12:16AM

I think elvis is over rated.
Sure he couldn't even spell. ...

It's 'L' for Las Vegas, not 'V'

corner of hells · 27-03-2014 12:23AM

Fred Swanson wrote: »

Tragic sh1ting accident.

He was singing " a little less constipation " while on his throne .

AllGunsBlazing · 27-03-2014 12:33AM

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

There's a lad works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis. But he's a liar and I'm not sure about ye.

Back in the late 70's it seemed almost mandatory that you had to look like Elvis wearing a string vest if you wanted to operate a chip shop in this country.