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Elvis: Why did he die?

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  • #2
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    His heart stopped.


  • #3
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    It's kinda inevitable really, isn't it, the whole death thing?

    ♫Who wannnnts
    to liiiiiive
    foreverrrrrr!♫


  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Don't be cruel.


  • #5
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Perhaps he should have named his home Greaseland


  • #6
    Kettleson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭Kettleson


    Karl Stein wrote: »
    It's kinda inevitable really, isn't it, the whole death thing?

    ♫Who wants to live forever!♫

    For most of us it is. For others, the lucky ones, they live forever. As for Elvis, all these years getting a bashing about all them fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches scoffing, drug taking etc, and it turns out he probably never really stood a chance. Sad really.

    I'm glad this looks like some of the real reasoning behind a tragic, and unnecessary early death.


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  • #7
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Probably something to do with being 90% comprised of bacon


  • #8
    darkpagandeath
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    For Forks Sake wrote: »
    Probably something to do with being 90% comprised of bacon

    But bacon makes everything better.....


  • #9
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    "Love me tender(fried chicken)"


  • #10
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    But bacon makes everything better.....

    Didn't make Elvis any better...


  • #11
    ElizaT33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 191 ✭✭ElizaT33


    I remember I was playing with friends in my neighbour's garden when the news broke Elvis was dead - I was about 8 then .... I was SO SAD! He was GREAT!!:). A LEGEND IMO. His diet was utterly crap obviously! Often wonder what it's like for Priscilla and Lisa Marie to live their lives in his shadow - hard I imagine for them


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  • #12
    Kettleson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭Kettleson


    Well the world turns, and a hungry little boy with a runny nose plays in the street as the cold wind blows, (with his nose) in the gateaux....


  • #13
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    ElizaT33 wrote: »
    Often wonder what it's like for Priscilla and Lisa Marie to live their lives in his shadow

    Ah c'mon now he wasn't that fat..


  • #14
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Women in the audience would have multi orgasms,now that's talent.


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He was a Hunka Hunka burnin' love, in his hey day


  • #16
    Strumms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,213 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    ElizaT33 wrote: »
    Often wonder what it's like for Priscilla and Lisa Marie to live their lives in his shadow - hard I imagine for them

    I imagine it's not all that difficult considering they can live off his legacy without lifting a finger.


  • #17
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    He's not dead! He's havin a kit kat break....





    *remember that ad?!?


  • #18
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    cruais wrote: »
    He's not dead! He's havin a kit kat break....





    *remember that ad?!?

    Was that the one with the roller skating pandas?


  • #19
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Watch "NZ ad - "Have a break, have a Kit kat"" on YouTube
    NZ ad - "Have a break, have a Kit kat": http://youtu.be/RXAdSZFg64Y


  • #20
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    ♫ Elvis isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead
    Elvis isn't dead, coz I heard him on the radio ♫


  • #21
    Fred Swanson
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    This post has been deleted.


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  • #22
    Popescu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭Popescu


    I heard he died trying to make a #2.


  • #23
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    There's a lad works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis. But he's a liar and I'm not sure about ye.


  • #24
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    I think elvis is over rated.
    Sure he couldn't even spell. ...

    It's 'L' for Las Vegas, not 'V'


  • #25
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    Tragic sh1ting accident.

    He was singing " a little less constipation " while on his throne .


  • #26
    AllGunsBlazing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,676 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    There's a lad works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis. But he's a liar and I'm not sure about ye.

    Back in the late 70's it seemed almost mandatory that you had to look like Elvis wearing a string vest if you wanted to operate a chip shop in this country.


  • #27
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    the groutch wrote: »
    ♫ Elvis isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead
    Elvis isn't dead, coz I heard him on the radio ♫


    *Shudders* That band and song had been carefully repressed by my mind for years, god damn you!


  • #28
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,898 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    I heard he died of death.


  • #29
    WinnyThePoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭WinnyThePoo


    Bubba ho tep

    http://youtu.be/pXGP07vrab8


  • #30
    tomwaterford
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    Popescu wrote: »
    I heard he died trying to make a #2.


    he died on the throne...is that why they called him the king??


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  • #31
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Sudden poo syndrome.


  • #32
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    I had a pet mouse called Elvis who died suddenly too, he got cought in a trap.


  • #33
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    What was elvis' s last hit?

    The bathroom floor


  • #34
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Kettleson wrote: »
    Elvis: Why did he die?

    Asystole.


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