Sum up your day in a rhyme

The Backwards Man · 20-03-2014 10:45AM #1

Woke up this morning feeling fine
Looked out the window, Oh my my!
There's bits of greenhouse everywhere
Except where greenhouse should
Something tells me I'll have to tie it good.

SEPT 23 1989 · 20-03-2014 10:46AM

Rain, rain, go away

roadsmart · 20-03-2014 10:47AM

Go on, you start so.

RobbingBandit · 20-03-2014 10:49AM

Broke my tooth last night
This day has started ****e
Going to the dentist gives me a fright
How the Fcuk was Michael Jackson so White.

The Backwards Man · 20-03-2014 10:54AM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Rain, rain, go away

Ah, a minimalist poet
And you don't even know it

anncoates · 20-03-2014 10:55AM

O pissing wet skies of Dublin
You pour like a crèche pedo's sweat
I got so fucking drenched on the way in
I think even my jocks are wet

danniemcq · 20-03-2014 10:56AM

Coming to work that sucks,
especually in weather for ducks,
so here i am on boards,
still earning some bucks,
boy am i glad i didn't wear cords.

vitani · 20-03-2014 10:57AM

Woke up late.
Ran to train.
Soaked from the
Poxy rain.

danniemcq · 20-03-2014 10:59AM

Came to work full of joy,
To do no work is my ploy,
My database is down,
I don't have a frown,
I get to use boards like a toy.

beertons · 20-03-2014 11:00AM

Woke up in a pit
This is kinda sh1t.

AulBiddy · 20-03-2014 11:01AM

Lying in bed with a sore throat
A bad head and a stuffy nose
To go to the doctors I'll need a boat
Ah feck I forgot to take in the clothes

:-(

danniemcq · 20-03-2014 11:13AM

making a post to get thanks,
its more reliable than the banks,
so please be a bro,
click thanks down below,
and the hell with all the cranks.

AEDIC · 20-03-2014 11:17AM

Roses are Sh*t
Violets are Sh*t
The weather is Sh*t
Sh*t

anncoates · 20-03-2014 11:19AM

danniemcq wrote: »

Coming to work that sucks,
especually in weather for ducks,
so here i am on boards,
still earning some bucks,
boy am i glad i didn't wear cords.

danniemcq wrote: »

Came to work full of joy,
To do no work is my ploy,
My database is down,
I don't have a frown,
I get to use boards like a toy.

danniemcq wrote: »

making a post to get thanks,
its more reliable than the banks,
so please be a bro,
click thanks down below,
and the hell with all the cranks.

Any word on that database yet?

:pac:

Ihatecuddles · 20-03-2014 11:20AM

Woke up
Had a poo
Busy day
Loads to do.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 20-03-2014 11:20AM

my foot hurts
i want to go for a walk
i guess i'll just sit here
and play with my penis

fortwilliam · 20-03-2014 11:23AM

I woke up thinking
it wasn't time yet,

That was the best
that this day would get.

The Backwards Man · 20-03-2014 11:23AM

AEDIC wrote: »

Roses are Sh*t
Violets are Sh*t
The weather is Sh*t
Sh*t

I don't get the postmodern stuff
It's really just a load of guff
You need Shelley, Poe or Yeats
To woo a lady on a date

Or a man
If that's your bag, man

caustic 1 · 20-03-2014 11:24AM

A rhyme you say,
about my day,
washed and dressed
made my bed
got kids up for school
making sure they're fed
school run was fine
although the weather is dire
waiting in traffic
thinking have to clean out the fire.
back home again
time for a brew
check the boards
see what's new
so far so good
but it won't get work done
so signing off now
be back around one.

danniemcq · 20-03-2014 11:25AM

anncoates wrote: »

Any word on that database yet?

:pac:

The issue isn't small,
I want to hit it with a pool ball
so here i sit
posting sh*t
thank this or I'll ban you all

The Backwards Man · 20-03-2014 11:31AM

danniemcq wrote: »

The issue isn't small,
I want to hit it with a pool ball
so here i sit
posting sh*t
thank this or I'll ban you all

Dannie Dannie
Give me your answer do
I'm quite wary
Of being banned by you

OldNotWIse · 20-03-2014 11:39AM

The bus is full of smelly folk
Who fart and burp and stink of smoke
Garlic mayo, sweated booze
Careful now! You breathe you lose

The job is just a means to an end
but the pettiness drives me round the bend
Mind games, point scoring, politics
The lazy ones and the office licks

Incessant small talk and mindless drivel
Makes the intellect shrink and shrivel
"the weather, the banks, the rain, the lift"
you have no personality - catch my drift?

Bread is the enemy but today I need
tea, batch toast - a friend indeed
Screw the scales and screw the bowels
I'm ready to throw in the towel

The golden moment shall arrive at nine
When I hear my little dog bark and whine
Waiting for me with hugs and play
The best best best part of the day

Feck it all, we'll open the shiraz
Make it all fade away like a mirage
each drop it seems, like liquid gold
and a few marlboro lights just to be bold

A plan for romance, some quiet time
but gradually this plan is undermined
Sleepy, content, drunk and full...
To bed with two hot water bottles full!

Obliq · 20-03-2014 11:43AM

Got to find some motivation
to build my airing cupboard
All this procrastination
won't get my towels stored

I'll take out the spirit level,
the work bench and the saw
the measuring tape and bevel
and go construct a door

Soon I'll have to stop
to get the kids from school
so I'd better start chop-chop
or I'll be calling myself a fool

Again.

Oink · 20-03-2014 11:52AM

As I was cycling to work
I came across a jerk
Who knew not of indicators
Or fog lights of any colours

‘In sooth all cagers are twats!’
Says he: ‘No, all bikers are rats!’
Says I: ‘That move was crass’
And he: ‘You are an … ’

Such is the human plight
To always search the light!
Can Boards bring forth the truth?
Was he a swain? Was I uncouth?

Sadderday · 20-03-2014 12:01PM

the week is long like his schlong
need a rest from the bong bong
took a day off for some R&R
and oh.........
he pulled a sicky -

i taped teen mom

danniemcq · 20-03-2014 12:43PM

These rhymes are getting greater
and i'm usually not a hater
but as they are getting longer
and quality stronger
so now i must decide,
Do i come back later
and just hope this thread has died

Alf Veedersane · 20-03-2014 12:47PM

This week already feels too long
It's weighing down on me
So I decided to take tomorrow off
And park in front of the tv

burnhardlanger · 20-03-2014 12:48PM

It's Thursday Today.
But no work tomorrow.
So it's actually friday.
I'll be heaped with sorrow.
If I have to go golfing in the rain.

Il Trap · 20-03-2014 12:53PM

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin'
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop

...will update you all later!

bazza1 · 20-03-2014 12:57PM

The sh*tstorm blew,
I should have ducked,
not low enough,
so now I'm f**ked!

FTA69 · 20-03-2014 12:58PM

Mine is a haiku, 17 syllables exactly:

Met a dacent beor, bate the hoop off her. Not calling her again. Yurt.

Sum up your day in a rhyme

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