Sum up your day in a rhyme

The Backwards Man

Woke up this morning feeling fine
Looked out the window, Oh my my!
There's bits of greenhouse everywhere
Except where greenhouse should
Something tells me I'll have to tie it good.

SEPT 23 1989

Rain, rain, go away

roadsmart

Go on, you start so.

RobbingBandit

Broke my tooth last night
This day has started ****e
Going to the dentist gives me a fright
How the Fcuk was Michael Jackson so White.

The Backwards Man

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Rain, rain, go away

Ah, a minimalist poet
And you don't even know it

anncoates

O pissing wet skies of Dublin
You pour like a crèche pedo's sweat
I got so fucking drenched on the way in
I think even my jocks are wet

danniemcq

Coming to work that sucks,
especually in weather for ducks,
so here i am on boards,
still earning some bucks,
boy am i glad i didn't wear cords.

vitani

Woke up late.
Ran to train.
Soaked from the
Poxy rain.

danniemcq

Came to work full of joy,
To do no work is my ploy,
My database is down,
I don't have a frown,
I get to use boards like a toy.

beertons

Woke up in a pit
This is kinda sh1t.

AulBiddy

Lying in bed with a sore throat
A bad head and a stuffy nose
To go to the doctors I'll need a boat
Ah feck I forgot to take in the clothes

:-(

danniemcq

making a post to get thanks,
its more reliable than the banks,
so please be a bro,
click thanks down below,
and the hell with all the cranks.

AEDIC

Roses are Sh*t
Violets are Sh*t
The weather is Sh*t
Sh*t

anncoates

danniemcq wrote: »

Coming to work that sucks,
especually in weather for ducks,
so here i am on boards,
still earning some bucks,
boy am i glad i didn't wear cords.

danniemcq wrote: »

Came to work full of joy,
To do no work is my ploy,
My database is down,
I don't have a frown,
I get to use boards like a toy.

danniemcq wrote: »

making a post to get thanks,
its more reliable than the banks,
so please be a bro,
click thanks down below,
and the hell with all the cranks.

Any word on that database yet?







:pac:

Ihatecuddles

Woke up
Had a poo
Busy day
Loads to do.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

my foot hurts
i want to go for a walk
i guess i'll just sit here
and play with my penis

fortwilliam

I woke up thinking
it wasn't time yet,

That was the best
that this day would get.

The Backwards Man

AEDIC wrote: »

Roses are Sh*t
Violets are Sh*t
The weather is Sh*t
Sh*t

I don't get the postmodern stuff
It's really just a load of guff
You need Shelley, Poe or Yeats
To woo a lady on a date

Or a man
If that's your bag, man

caustic 1

A rhyme you say,
about my day,
washed and dressed
made my bed
got kids up for school
making sure they're fed
school run was fine
although the weather is dire
waiting in traffic
thinking have to clean out the fire.
back home again
time for a brew
check the boards
see what's new
so far so good
but it won't get work done
so signing off now
be back around one.

danniemcq

anncoates wrote: »

Any word on that database yet?







:pac:

The issue isn't small,
I want to hit it with a pool ball
so here i sit
posting sh*t
thank this or I'll ban you all

The Backwards Man

danniemcq wrote: »

The issue isn't small,
I want to hit it with a pool ball
so here i sit
posting sh*t
thank this or I'll ban you all

Dannie Dannie
Give me your answer do
I'm quite wary
Of being banned by you

OldNotWIse

The bus is full of smelly folk
Who fart and burp and stink of smoke
Garlic mayo, sweated booze
Careful now! You breathe you lose

The job is just a means to an end
but the pettiness drives me round the bend
Mind games, point scoring, politics
The lazy ones and the office licks

Incessant small talk and mindless drivel
Makes the intellect shrink and shrivel
"the weather, the banks, the rain, the lift"
you have no personality - catch my drift?

Bread is the enemy but today I need
tea, batch toast - a friend indeed
Screw the scales and screw the bowels
I'm ready to throw in the towel

The golden moment shall arrive at nine
When I hear my little dog bark and whine
Waiting for me with hugs and play
The best best best part of the day

Feck it all, we'll open the shiraz
Make it all fade away like a mirage
each drop it seems, like liquid gold
and a few marlboro lights just to be bold

A plan for romance, some quiet time
but gradually this plan is undermined
Sleepy, content, drunk and full...
To bed with two hot water bottles full!

Obliq

Got to find some motivation
to build my airing cupboard
All this procrastination
won't get my towels stored

I'll take out the spirit level,
the work bench and the saw
the measuring tape and bevel
and go construct a door

Soon I'll have to stop
to get the kids from school
so I'd better start chop-chop
or I'll be calling myself a fool

Again.

Oink

As I was cycling to work
I came across a jerk
Who knew not of indicators
Or fog lights of any colours

‘In sooth all cagers are twats!’
Says he: ‘No, all bikers are rats!’
Says I: ‘That move was crass’
And he: ‘You are an … ’

Such is the human plight
To always search the light!
Can Boards bring forth the truth?
Was he a swain? Was I uncouth?

Sadderday

the week is long like his schlong
need a rest from the bong bong
took a day off for some R&R
and oh.........
he pulled a sicky -
i taped teen mom

danniemcq

These rhymes are getting greater
and i'm usually not a hater
but as they are getting longer
and quality stronger
so now i must decide,
Do i come back later
and just hope this thread has died

Alf Veedersane

This week already feels too long
It's weighing down on me
So I decided to take tomorrow off
And park in front of the tv

burnhardlanger

It's Thursday Today.
But no work tomorrow.
So it's actually friday.
I'll be heaped with sorrow.
If I have to go golfing in the rain.

Il Trap

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin'
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop

...will update you all later!

bazza1

The sh*tstorm blew,
I should have ducked,
not low enough,
so now I'm f**ked!

FTA69

Mine is a haiku, 17 syllables exactly:

Met a dacent beor, bate the hoop off her. Not calling her again. Yurt.

Alf Veedersane

I'm looking at a pile of work
That I really have to do
But instead of that I'll grab the Times
And go and have a poo.

danniemcq

Backwards Man with all your thanks
giving them out to all us planks
The interest in our day
I hope doesn't decay
Or is this just a load of pranks

Obliq

Tis easier, I find,
and I've often heard folks say,
to do ten other jobs
than the one I had today

I've washed up, hoovered floors;
I've started making dinner.
I planted seeds and fed the hens,
so why am I not a winner?

Cos yet again, I've chickened out
and now it's getting late
to do the do and take out tools
for the job that "cannot wait"

Perhaps I'll write a poem.
It's a less demanding thing
than starting on the job
with the sawing and the drilling

One day I'll have a cupboard
where the towels are piled high.
Where damp clothes and ironed sheets
will find a place to lie

Son Of A Vidic

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The bus is full of smelly folk
Who fart and burp and stink of smoke
Garlic mayo, sweated booze
Careful now! You breathe you lose

The job is just a means to an end
but the pettiness drives me round the bend
Mind games, point scoring, politics
The lazy ones and the office licks

Incessant small talk and mindless drivel
Makes the intellect shrink and shrivel
"the weather, the banks, the rain, the lift"
you have no personality - catch my drift?

Bread is the enemy but today I need
tea, batch toast - a friend indeed
Screw the scales and screw the bowels
I'm ready to throw in the towel

The golden moment shall arrive at nine
When I hear my little dog bark and whine
Waiting for me with hugs and play
The best best best part of the day

Feck it all, we'll open the shiraz
Make it all fade away like a mirage
each drop it seems, like liquid gold
and a few marlboro lights just to be bold

A plan for romance, some quiet time
but gradually this plan is undermined
Sleepy, content, drunk and full...
To bed with two hot water bottles full!

* A standing ovation from across the nation. *

OldNotWIse

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

* A standing ovation from across the nation. *

I read this as "a standing ovualtion" - I was like wtf?

RobbingBandit

The missing plane might be near oz
my tooth has to come out
all because
the dentist wants to be able to shout
I made money
off this dummy

Mammanabammana

Woke up and thank
"I feel like a ****"
Then I had tea.
So far that's me.




If 'thought' rhymed with any word for masturbating I would have used that...

Menas

The wind it is breezy,
The girls they are sleazy,
The rain it is pouring,
This poem is so boring.

castletownman

Why is it always me,
that's caught behind a slowpoke,
when there's somewhere have to be?
Women in banks are some joke!

maguic24

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The bus is full of smelly folk
Who fart and burp and stink of smoke
Garlic mayo, sweated booze
Careful now! You breathe you lose

The job is just a means to an end
but the pettiness drives me round the bend
Mind games, point scoring, politics
The lazy ones and the office licks

Incessant small talk and mindless drivel
Makes the intellect shrink and shrivel
"the weather, the banks, the rain, the lift"
you have no personality - catch my drift?

Bread is the enemy but today I need
tea, batch toast - a friend indeed
Screw the scales and screw the bowels
I'm ready to throw in the towel

The golden moment shall arrive at nine
When I hear my little dog bark and whine
Waiting for me with hugs and play
The best best best part of the day

Feck it all, we'll open the shiraz
Make it all fade away like a mirage
each drop it seems, like liquid gold
and a few marlboro lights just to be bold

A plan for romance, some quiet time
but gradually this plan is undermined
Sleepy, content, drunk and full...
To bed with two hot water bottles full!

:eek: Taking After Hours poetry to a new level. Your poem was really enjoyable to read.

redrainbow

Oh Joan Burton
Cant you hear? the countries Hurtin'
Another hour my mood turns sour
Another day, another bill to pay
Another application, another elimination

My countries turned her back on me, left me out to rot
loosening its ties and that deep down bond, forcing me to abscond;
In favour of another, too soon you have forgotton;
without your roots you too will rot

Cee-Jay-Cee

My day started bright but ended up ****e.

Butterface

Got up really late this morning,
I'm a student!
Bought some reduced priced meat,
I'm being prudent!

Have to read a bit and study,
Nothing hard!
Then I'll drink a bottle of wine,
And get langered!

Blondie919

2 days left of the course I'm on,
This short week is still too long,
Haven't done a tap all day,
Finished tomorrow, hip hip hooray!!

Plazaman

No more rhymes now, I mean it!







Anybody wanna peanut?

131spanner

Slept in late,
college is great,
the meal out later on,
should be good fun!

maguic24

I woke up this morning yearning for a cup of tea
But I took the teabag out in haste
and instead I got a cup of wee...

To the car I dashed,
as the rain poured down,
'Oh god says I, I look like a clown'

No brush could fix the mop on my head
Where was my hat?
Under the bed!

I got to work feeling tired and blue
I thought some chocolate might brighten my mood
Instead I feel guilty, it's the devils food!

Now it's time to resume working,
less procrastination
I think I need coffee
to keep my concentration

I accidentally posted this on the wrong thread. I hope no one saw it, they'll think I got the crazies. I think I'll get that coffee now. :P

GvidoR

Woke up this morning,
It was king of boring,
Put on a shirt made from silk,
And threw out a bottle of old milk,
Also my name is not Dave,
So I sold my microwave.

D1stant

Woke up, got out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

The Diabolical Monocle

Whats the matter you - hey
never get a the sex
whadda the fvck to do
why I feel so sad
its a not so bad
Dublin nice a place
A shurruup yer bleedin face