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Getting your own back....

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  • #32
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    WikiHow wrote: »
    They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, i get them back by giving them food poisoning, hard to beat a few days of trots and vomiting.:)

    Is that you Montezuma?


  • #33
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    masti123 wrote: »
    what were the signs?
    kneemos wrote: »
    What's on the signs?



    Aras_Gates.jpg


  • #34
    Dermighty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Dermighty


    wazky wrote: »
    "Stop stealing our signs" sign.

    "Top secret sign, do not read"


  • #35
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,423 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Mits wrote: »
    Caught 3 guys trying to rob my car.

    I gave one of them a slap, then his mate pulled a knife and threaten to kill me and said they would be back.

    Ended up moving as I had three young kids to consider.

    Whatever you do, don't let them know that you've moved to Bettystown...


  • #36
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    I was walking along a street with a lady friend of mine when some chump pulled up in front of us looking to rob us. He had a knife and told us to give him our money. I pulled out a really big knife, much bigger than his, and I replied calmly saying "that's not a knife, this is a knife".


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  • #37
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Gordon wrote: »
    I was walking along a street with a lady friend of mine when some chump pulled up in front of us looking to rob us. He had a knife and told us to give him our money. I pulled out a really big knife, much bigger than his, and I replied calmly saying "that's not a knife, this is a knife".

    I see you have played knifey spooney before.


  • #38
    Sulla Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    jimboblep wrote: »
    Heard this on the radio a few years back
    A guy breaks up with a girl, and the girl to get back at him sends him a photo of her enjoying the "company" of two men at the same time
    The guy signs the back of the photo "dear mum and dad having a great time in college " and posts it to her folks
    Reminds me of a similar one, first heard it told about the Irish army in the Lebanon, but have since heard it with American troops in Iraq etc etc so urban myth I guess.

    Lad is away at war, writing letters back and forth to the girlfriend Jane at home. Six months in, he gets one saying she wants to break up, it's too hard with him away and she's met a new man. Lad goes to all his mates and gather up spare photos of their girlfriends and sends the lot home with one of his cheating ex. The note attaches reads: "Dear Jane, I can't remember which one you are. If you could go through these pics, take out your one and send the rest of the girls back, that'd be great."


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