Getting your own back....

Doom

Our estate got new signs last year, paid for by people's contributions, seen little scummy fcukers trying to pull them off, shouted out of the car at them and they fcuked off.
I sorted the sign out, later on it was nearly hanging off :-/
Fixed it again.....this time I put big blobs of black grease around its edges, hope the fcukers Paddys Day clothes get ruined :-)

Anyone else got good stories of revenge?

wazky

When they discover the power of gloves, your screwed.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

You'll have loads of revenge stories to tell after they start targeting your house.

daithi1970

You should have wired the signs up to the electricity mains..now that would have been a cool revenge story:cool:

Sir Arthur Daley

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, i get them back by giving them food poisoning, hard to beat a few days of trots and vomiting.:)

masti123

what were the signs?

jimboblep

Heard this on the radio a few years back
A guy breaks up with a girl, and the girl to get back at him sends him a photo of her enjoying the "company" of two men at the same time
The guy signs the back of the photo "dear mum and dad having a great time in college " and posts it to her folks

kneemos

What's on the signs?

Sir Arthur Daley

masti123 wrote: »

what were the signs?

kneemos wrote: »

What's on the signs?

Clamping signs?

wazky

kneemos wrote: »

What's on the signs?

"Stop stealing our signs" sign.

SEPT 23 1989

Was it a SLOW CHILDREN sign?

shruikan2553

masti123 wrote: »

what were the signs?

"Warning: This sign has sharp edges"

I have some shiny new 'Dont steal our Signs' signs, if you are interested.

Stained Class

In situations like this, there's no problem really.

I live on an estate with 2 young kids of my own.

Of course I give out to them in a manner apropriate to their age. Second nature to me really.

Sometimes I see older kids causing mischief around the place. Most times I look away.

Sometimes though, I'll go out & give out to them & lecture them in the way I would to my own kids.

They look at me like I'm a bit strange.

Shure maybe they're right............

Never had to give out about the same issue twice though.

It's good to be Mad.:D

Sir Osis of Liver.

Scatter some cyanide laced fags around the sign.
Skangers love fags.

Stavros Murphy

Go out with a sledge hammer and wreck the sign yourself. That'll solve two problems. 1.no worrying about signs anymore. 2.kids can no longer damage the sign.

Win/Win really.

Doom

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

You'll have loads of revenge stories to tell after they start targeting your house.

Bring it on :-)

Doom

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

Go out with a sledge hammer and wreck the sign yourself. That'll solve two problems. 1.no worrying about signs anymore. 2.kids can no longer damage the sign.

Win/Win really.

I get the feeling you are a bit lacking...do you lick windows etc

Khannie

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

You'll have loads of revenge stories to tell after they start targeting your house.

Ah.....the sure footed ideology of the "I'd better not stand up for myself" type.

Stained Class

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Scatter some cyanide laced fags around the sign.
Skangers love fags.

Ah Christ. Why did you have to say that?

I'd love a fag now!

LOVELY FAGS................

Ruu

Next time bring an axe, cut their feckin' hands off, that'll learn them. How good are you with firearms, you could also pick a few off from sitting in the car.

hatrickpatrick

I expected the OP's revenge to involve poo.

/disappointed

Mits

Caught 3 guys trying to rob my car.

I gave one of them a slap, then his mate pulled a knife and threaten to kill me and said they would be back.

Ended up moving as I had three young kids to consider.

Doom

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

I expected the OP's revenge to involve poo.

/disappointed

That's a good one for car door handles.... ;-)

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Khannie wrote: »

Ah.....the sure footed ideology of the "I'd better not stand up for myself" type.

Yeah that's me....sorry

Doom

masti123 wrote: »

what were the signs?

Beware of the Demon within

Mits

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

Yeah that's me....sorry

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth

Mits

Mits wrote: »

Caught 3 guys trying to rob my car.

I gave one of them a slap, then his mate pulled a knife and threaten to kill me and said they would be back.

Ended up moving as I had three young kids to consider.

jesus, thats terrible, sorry to hear that. I commend you for doing the right thing too.

hatrickpatrick

Doom wrote: »

That's a good one for car door handles.... ;-)

^ This is a man everyone should pay far more attention to.

Mits

Jake1 wrote: »

jesus, thats terrible, sorry to hear that. I commend you for doing the right thing too.

It wasn't a case of doing the right thing, we had seen the guys hanging around the estate, one night they open all the doors on the car, another night they put excrement through the letter box.

Garda done nothing, it would have ended badly if we had stayed.

It is in the past now.

Stavros Murphy

Doom wrote: »

I get the feeling you are a bit lacking...do you lick windows etc

Pretty often. They look so purty.

WilyCoyote

WikiHow wrote: »

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, i get them back by giving them food poisoning, hard to beat a few days of trots and vomiting.:)

Is that you Montezuma?

Lapin

masti123 wrote: »

what were the signs?

kneemos wrote: »

What's on the signs?

Dermighty

wazky wrote: »

"Stop stealing our signs" sign.

"Top secret sign, do not read"

Badly Drunk Boy

Mits wrote: »

Caught 3 guys trying to rob my car.

I gave one of them a slap, then his mate pulled a knife and threaten to kill me and said they would be back.

Ended up moving as I had three young kids to consider.

Whatever you do, don't let them know that you've moved to Bettystown...

Gordon

I was walking along a street with a lady friend of mine when some chump pulled up in front of us looking to rob us. He had a knife and told us to give him our money. I pulled out a really big knife, much bigger than his, and I replied calmly saying "that's not a knife, this is a knife".

keith16

Gordon wrote: »

I was walking along a street with a lady friend of mine when some chump pulled up in front of us looking to rob us. He had a knife and told us to give him our money. I pulled out a really big knife, much bigger than his, and I replied calmly saying "that's not a knife, this is a knife".

I see you have played knifey spooney before.

Sulla Felix

jimboblep wrote: »

Heard this on the radio a few years back
A guy breaks up with a girl, and the girl to get back at him sends him a photo of her enjoying the "company" of two men at the same time
The guy signs the back of the photo "dear mum and dad having a great time in college " and posts it to her folks

Reminds me of a similar one, first heard it told about the Irish army in the Lebanon, but have since heard it with American troops in Iraq etc etc so urban myth I guess.

Lad is away at war, writing letters back and forth to the girlfriend Jane at home. Six months in, he gets one saying she wants to break up, it's too hard with him away and she's met a new man. Lad goes to all his mates and gather up spare photos of their girlfriends and sends the lot home with one of his cheating ex. The note attaches reads: "Dear Jane, I can't remember which one you are. If you could go through these pics, take out your one and send the rest of the girls back, that'd be great."