Getting your own back....

Doom · 16-03-2014 10:39PM #1

Our estate got new signs last year, paid for by people's contributions, seen little scummy fcukers trying to pull them off, shouted out of the car at them and they fcuked off.
I sorted the sign out, later on it was nearly hanging off :-/
Fixed it again.....this time I put big blobs of black grease around its edges, hope the fcukers Paddys Day clothes get ruined :-)

Anyone else got good stories of revenge?

wazky · 16-03-2014 10:41PM

When they discover the power of gloves, your screwed.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 16-03-2014 10:46PM

You'll have loads of revenge stories to tell after they start targeting your house.

daithi1970 · 16-03-2014 10:49PM

You should have wired the signs up to the electricity mains..now that would have been a cool revenge story:cool:

Sir Arthur Daley · 16-03-2014 10:53PM

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, i get them back by giving them food poisoning, hard to beat a few days of trots and vomiting.:)

masti123 · 16-03-2014 10:55PM

what were the signs?

jimboblep · 16-03-2014 10:56PM

Heard this on the radio a few years back
A guy breaks up with a girl, and the girl to get back at him sends him a photo of her enjoying the "company" of two men at the same time
The guy signs the back of the photo "dear mum and dad having a great time in college " and posts it to her folks

kneemos · 16-03-2014 10:56PM

What's on the signs?

Sir Arthur Daley · 16-03-2014 11:01PM

masti123 wrote: »

what were the signs?

kneemos wrote: »

What's on the signs?

Clamping signs?

wazky · 16-03-2014 11:04PM

kneemos wrote: »

What's on the signs?

"Stop stealing our signs" sign.

SEPT 23 1989 · 16-03-2014 11:16PM

Was it a SLOW CHILDREN sign?

shruikan2553 · 16-03-2014 11:17PM

masti123 wrote: »

what were the signs?

"Warning: This sign has sharp edges"

16-03-2014 11:19PM

I have some shiny new 'Dont steal our Signs' signs, if you are interested.

Stained Class · 16-03-2014 11:36PM

In situations like this, there's no problem really.

I live on an estate with 2 young kids of my own.

Of course I give out to them in a manner apropriate to their age. Second nature to me really.

Sometimes I see older kids causing mischief around the place. Most times I look away.

Sometimes though, I'll go out & give out to them & lecture them in the way I would to my own kids.

They look at me like I'm a bit strange.

Shure maybe they're right............

Never had to give out about the same issue twice though.

It's good to be Mad.:D

Sir Osis of Liver. · 16-03-2014 11:38PM

Scatter some cyanide laced fags around the sign.
Skangers love fags.

Stavros Murphy · 16-03-2014 11:41PM

Go out with a sledge hammer and wreck the sign yourself. That'll solve two problems. 1.no worrying about signs anymore. 2.kids can no longer damage the sign.

Win/Win really.

Doom · 16-03-2014 11:58PM

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

You'll have loads of revenge stories to tell after they start targeting your house.

Bring it on :-)

Doom · 17-03-2014 12:00AM

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

Go out with a sledge hammer and wreck the sign yourself. That'll solve two problems. 1.no worrying about signs anymore. 2.kids can no longer damage the sign.

Win/Win really.

I get the feeling you are a bit lacking...do you lick windows etc

Khannie · 17-03-2014 12:02AM

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

You'll have loads of revenge stories to tell after they start targeting your house.

Ah.....the sure footed ideology of the "I'd better not stand up for myself" type.

Stained Class · 17-03-2014 12:18AM

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Scatter some cyanide laced fags around the sign.
Skangers love fags.

Ah Christ. Why did you have to say that?

I'd love a fag now!

LOVELY FAGS................

Ruu · 17-03-2014 12:22AM

Next time bring an axe, cut their feckin' hands off, that'll learn them. How good are you with firearms, you could also pick a few off from sitting in the car.

hatrickpatrick · 17-03-2014 12:22AM

I expected the OP's revenge to involve poo.

/disappointed

Mits · 17-03-2014 12:33AM

Caught 3 guys trying to rob my car.

I gave one of them a slap, then his mate pulled a knife and threaten to kill me and said they would be back.

Ended up moving as I had three young kids to consider.

Doom · 17-03-2014 12:37AM

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

I expected the OP's revenge to involve poo.

/disappointed

That's a good one for car door handles.... ;-)

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 17-03-2014 12:38AM

Khannie wrote: »

Ah.....the sure footed ideology of the "I'd better not stand up for myself" type.

Yeah that's me....sorry

Doom · 17-03-2014 12:40AM

masti123 wrote: »

what were the signs?

Beware of the Demon within

Mits · 17-03-2014 12:40AM

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

Yeah that's me....sorry

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth

17-03-2014 12:42AM

Mits wrote: »

Caught 3 guys trying to rob my car.

I gave one of them a slap, then his mate pulled a knife and threaten to kill me and said they would be back.

Ended up moving as I had three young kids to consider.

jesus, thats terrible, sorry to hear that. I commend you for doing the right thing too.

hatrickpatrick · 17-03-2014 12:45AM

Doom wrote: »

That's a good one for car door handles.... ;-)

^ This is a man everyone should pay far more attention to.

Mits · 17-03-2014 12:49AM

Jake1 wrote: »

jesus, thats terrible, sorry to hear that. I commend you for doing the right thing too.

It wasn't a case of doing the right thing, we had seen the guys hanging around the estate, one night they open all the doors on the car, another night they put excrement through the letter box.

Garda done nothing, it would have ended badly if we had stayed.

It is in the past now.

Stavros Murphy · 17-03-2014 12:51AM

Doom wrote: »

I get the feeling you are a bit lacking...do you lick windows etc

Pretty often. They look so purty.

Getting your own back....

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