Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Ted_YNWA · 11-03-2014 07:09PM

LynnGrace wrote: »

'Thank you for using the fast lane'...oh shut up.
Self service tills are great, but why do they have to talk at me!

There is a button on the Tesco ones anyway at the bottom to control the volume on these.

Only found this out recently/

Daveysil15 · 11-03-2014 07:41PM

Oops69 wrote: »

People who say "Gords" when they mean "Guards" , their address ends in a 4 !

Posh fcukers on the news always pronounce it that way. Why is it that you never hear anyone with a normal Dublin accent working on television and radio?

SpaceCowb0y · 11-03-2014 07:42PM

GenieOz wrote: »

That's like saying you can have sex with Jennifer Lawrence but you'll have to do it in a threesome with Susan Boyle..

DeanAustin wrote: »

Yeah that Lawrence one is cat altogether but if I had to ride her to get to Susan Boyle, I would.

Jennifer Lawrence is definitely somewhere in my top 10 at the moment! I'd definitely take a hit and jump SuBo to have a crack at her, i'd even consider giving Danny Boyle a go if Jennifer was sitting there waiting her turn!

Fred Swanson · 11-03-2014 08:00PM

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SpaceCowb0y · 11-03-2014 08:23PM

Being stood up... by your nan! Sad times when your nan is bailing on dinner plans

Immediate thought "My nan has a better social life then me" ...fúck

Daveysil15 · 11-03-2014 08:46PM

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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And Caaaavan.

maguic24 · 11-03-2014 08:52PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

And Caaaavan.

I don't think that's a a posh accent...I think that's a caaaaavan accent....elongation of the vowels. I'm from a neighbouring county. :P

Daveysil15 · 11-03-2014 08:56PM

maguic24 wrote: »

I don't think that's a a posh accent...I think that's a caaaaavan accent....elongation of the vowels. I'm from a neighbouring county. :P

I never said it was posh. It's anything but. :pac:

maguic24 · 11-03-2014 09:00PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I never said it was posh. It's anything but. :pac:

Oh right. :P I was wondering...I was saying it over and over in my head thinking....that's a Caaaaavan accent. :P

djflawless · 11-03-2014 09:03PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Posh fcukers on the news always pronounce it that way. Why is it that you never hear anyone with a normal Dublin accent working on television and radio?

Aaaaaah man the fckuin rozzers were all oooooover the place.kicked in the door of your mans gaf an all!!

Oops69 · 11-03-2014 10:33PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Posh fcukers on the news always pronounce it that way. Why is it that you never hear anyone with a normal Dublin accent working on television and radio?

Because they'd never live it down with their friends if they were forced to say 'dun layerra ' instead of the usual 'dun leery' pronunciation for the town.

Joe DUffy is the exception but he's just freaky

Daveysil15 · 11-03-2014 10:52PM

Oops69 wrote: »

Because they'd never live it down with their friends if they were forced to say 'dun layerra ' instead of the usual 'dun leery' pronunciation for the town.

Joe DUffy is the exception but he's just freaky

It would be great to see someone like this doing the news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLC3DiDhS4w

blueser · 11-03-2014 10:56PM

Not actually sure if it can be classed as trivial as it could (in theory) prove fatal, but drivers who don't indicate. A quick question to all you guilty miscreants; why do you think indicators were put on motorvehicles? Because they're a pretty yellow colour?

blueser · 11-03-2014 10:58PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

And Caaaavan.

You forgot the 'y' after the initial C!
Cyaaaaavan, hey!

Daveysil15 · 11-03-2014 10:59PM

blueser wrote: »

Not actually sure if it can be classed as trivial as it could (in theory) prove fatal, but drivers who don't indicate. A quick question to all you guilty miscreants; why do you think indicators were put on motorvehicles? Because they're a pretty yellow colour?

I think that's been brought up already. Drives me mad at roundabouts.

blueser · 11-03-2014 11:04PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I think that's been brought up already. Drives me mad at roundabouts.

Apologies; didn't really fancy trawling through over 190 pages!

Sir Arthur Daley · 11-03-2014 11:55PM

People who have pictures of what they are selling on Donedeal sideways or upside down, if they have the intelligence to upload photos how hard can it be to use the rotate function?

djflawless · 12-03-2014 12:13AM

People who think that because they've been to "the dam" (Amsterdam) they've become experts in the field of stone-ology and are now some way linked to rastafarian-ism

Wotsername · 12-03-2014 01:14AM

djflawless wrote: »

People who think that because they've been to "the dam" (Amsterdam) they've become experts in the field of stone-ology and are now some way linked to rastafarian-ism

Spent many years surrounded by fcukwits who would go on and on about "The Nam" and "The Dam". Oh Just piss off MAN:pac:

djflawless · 12-03-2014 01:16AM

The bass line was so deep, you could feel it in Jamaica!!
(10 points for the film!)

JohnCleary · 12-03-2014 01:20AM

djflawless wrote: »

The bass line was so deep, you could feel it in Jamaica!!
(10 points for the film!)

THE WEEKEND HAS LANDED!
- Human Traffic (The last great film of the 90's)

djflawless · 12-03-2014 01:23AM

JohnCleary wrote: »

THE WEEKEND HAS LANDED!
- Human Traffic (The last great film of the 90's)

Give that man 10 points!!

gramar · 12-03-2014 08:04AM

Wotsername wrote: »

Spent many years surrounded by fcukwits who would go on and on about "The Nam" and "The Dam". Oh Just piss off MAN:pac:

Many of these have also been to 'San Fran'. I used to get annoyed listening to people who'd been there saying...'over in San Fran...' and 'San Fran this' and 'popped down to San Fran' like they had built the place.

San Fran me bollix.

SpaceCowb0y · 12-03-2014 10:02AM

gramar wrote: »

Many of these have also been to 'San Fran'. I used to get annoyed listening to people who'd been there saying...'over in San Fran...' and 'San Fran this' and 'popped down to San Fran' like they had built the place.

San Fran me bollix.

San Fran is actually the dogs bollix in fairness!

gramar · 12-03-2014 10:10AM

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

San Fran is actually the dogs bollix in fairness!

I wouldn't dare suggest otherwise. It's the unashamed name-dropping that these people do that I find annoying.

OldNotWIse · 12-03-2014 10:11AM

blueser wrote: »

Not actually sure if it can be classed as trivial as it could (in theory) prove fatal, but drivers who don't indicate. A quick question to all you guilty miscreants; why do you think indicators were put on motorvehicles? Because they're a pretty yellow colour?

Or people who put them on after they have slowed the car and started to turn. Note: its too fuucking late then! Have also seen idiots driving along with them still on long after they have turned, and indicating one way and going the other...and learners have a bad rep?

Garzard · 12-03-2014 10:12AM

Getting an uneven number of thanks on a post.

Col200sx · 12-03-2014 10:13AM

So someone asks you the name of a website.

You answer: (name of website) .com

They then say: So do I just Google that name.

Me:

I just told you the name of the website

:rolleyes:

Czarcasm · 12-03-2014 10:18AM

Col200sx wrote: »

So someone asks you the name of a website.

You answer: (name of website) .com

They then say: So do I just Google that name.

Me: I just told you the name of the website

:rolleyes:

Would you really be surprised the number of people that type 'facebook' into the search box on the Google home page?

You don't believe me, do you?

OldNotWIse · 12-03-2014 10:24AM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Would you really be surprised the number of people that type 'facebook' into the search box on the Google home page?

You don't believe me, do you?

Is that not how we're meant to get it?

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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