Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Fred Swanson

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OldNotWIse

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Toilet roll getting to a critical low level.

The never ending wipe.

The search for alternatives to toilet roll.

Clogging up a toilet with baby wipes.


All 4 of the above in the same sitting.

Giving it a good "going over" from one side and thinking you're good to go, then doing a quick going over from the other side and realising you're actually not there yet. Sighs...in the absence of impeccable colonic training to an "only just before a shower" standard, decides to install bidet...

Jack1985

''Going forward'' – a completely unnecessary expression, usually uttered by pri*ks in meetings in order to sound authoritative.:rolleyes:

Boom_Bap

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Giving it a good "going over" from one side and thinking you're good to go, then doing a quick going over from the other side and realising you're actually not there yet. Sighs...in the absence of impeccable colonic training to an "only just before a shower" standard, decides to install bidet...

Are you talking about front to back, then back to front? Or right side first, then switching to left? Either way, both are mental!


Oh....Sting Ring.

OldNotWIse

Jack1985 wrote: »

''Going forward'' – a completely unnecessary expression, usually uttered by pri*ks in meetings in order to sound authoritative.:rolleyes:

Ah yes, the "hip lingo" for the office. Bullsh1te like that is just used to hide how little these people actually do. We are going to come up to the mark and hit the ground running and think outside the box. At this juncture, I find this use of language to be very anticippointing, and will revert back on the matter soon. Bang bang.

OldNotWIse

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Are you talking about front to back, then back to front? Or right side first, then switching to left? Either way, both are mental!


Oh....Sting Ring.

em...hang on...front to back, but like, from the back...I think and then wait...back to front, but from the er...front. A kind of "to be sure to be sure" cautionary wipe. I dont condone back to front at all. :P

maguic24

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Are you talking about front to back, then back to front? Or right side first, then switching to left? Either way, both are mental!


Oh....Sting Ring.

Back to front, never a good idea if you have lady parts. Hello urinary tract infection!

Jack1985

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Ah yes, the "hip lingo" for the office. Bullsh1te like that is just used to hide how little these people actually do. We are going to come up to the mark and hit the ground running and think outside the box. At this juncture, I find this use of language to be very anticippointing, and will revert back on the matter soon. Bang bang.

hahaha love that!

OldNotWIse

maguic24 wrote: »

Back to front, never a good idea if you have lady parts. Hello urinary tract infection!

The back to front is more of a safety measure! It's just to make sure! I dont usually do it like that!

...In my wildest dreams I never imagined this would be my Boards downfall The girl who wipes from back to crack :rolleyes:

slinks away........

Arbiter of Good Taste

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Thats not as bad, because you are clearly using a slang tern. The annoyance is when people are actually using a term that they think denotes a currency. F*ckers

What about Irish people who use the term "bucks" to refer to Euro. It's my personal opinion that those people should have their tongues torn out.:mad:

Arbiter of Good Taste

Jennifer Maguire.

Fvck you Sirallenlordsugar for inflicting this on us.

Czarcasm

Arbiter of Good Taste wrote: »

Jennifer Maguire.

Fvck you Sirallenlordsugar for inflicting this on us.

I thought you were supposed to be the arbiter of good taste?

Jennifer Maguire is smokin' hot!

Plus she did ask Michael O' Leary the question that's been on everyone's mind for years -


"What's it like being the biggest prick in Ireland?"


Alan Sugar on the other hand, UK version of Bill Cullen.

Arbiter of Good Taste

Czarcasm wrote: »

I thought you were supposed to be the arbiter of good taste?.

Oh but I am!:D

Objectively speaking (I'm a girlie you see) she is an attractive lady, but she's soooooo annoying. I think it's the fact that she's not as funny as she clearly thinks she is.

Fred Swanson

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Daveysil15

What was Jennifer Maguire doing on The Apprentice? When did this happen?

Fred Swanson

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SpaceCowb0y

Czarcasm wrote: »

Jennifer Maguire is smokin' hot!

This +100

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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I'd gladly let you touch her with mine! Jennifer Maguire is cracker, and a buzzer! I'd say she'd be a great bird to be with!

Daveysil15

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

I'd gladly let you touch her with mine!

I never quite understood this phrase. Does that mean you'd hold another fellas flute to touch her with it, or just nudge him from behind in her direction? Either way it seems weird.

Czarcasm

OldNotWise I have the perfect game for you to release all your bus frustrations:


Bus Simulator 3D

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My son is driving me up the walls here with the engine sounds of it, but at least it's keeping HIM quiet... small mercies :pac:

Oops69

Arbiter of Good Taste wrote: »

People who say "guards" when referring to the Gardai. A guard is someone who stands at the door of your local Centra following people wearing hoodies.

No, I'm not a member of AGS.

People who say "Gords" when they mean "Guards" , their address ends in a 4 !

Pumpkinseeds

I really really hate that every time I wash a duvet cover, the little plastic detergent ball ends up inside the duvet, then I have to rummage around in the wet duvet to fish it out. I know that it's an inanimate piece of plastic, but that doesn't mean that it isn't doing it on purpose:mad:

Arbiter of Good Taste

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I really really hate that every time I wash a duvet cover, the little plastic detergent ball ends up inside the duvet, then I have to rummage around in the wet duvet to fish it out. I know that it's an inanimate piece of plastic, but that doesn't mean that it isn't doing it on purpose:mad:

Plastic balls are so 2007! We only use those liqui-gel tablets (or whatever they're called)

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i forgot to put the ****ing recycling bin out

eisenberg1

Oops69 wrote: »

People who say "Gords" when they mean "Guards" , their address ends in a 4 !

So, that's what a female from D4 screams when doin the biz with a cop....OMG!:D

maguic24

Czarcasm wrote: »

Jennifer Maguire is smokin' hot!

Plus she did ask Michael O' Leary the question that's been on everyone's mind for years -

Oh, Czarcasm I don't know if we can be friends anymore.....:(

Jenny annoys me sooo much!!!! :mad: I wouldn't ride her into battle!

Whatever about Michael O'Leary, but she told Marty Whelan he should retire!!! Marty Whelan is my idol!! I love Marty!! All of the loves for Marty Whelan. Marty Whelan & Brendan Gleeson. I Just want to give them both a hug.

eisenberg1

maguic24 wrote: »

Oh, Czarcasm I don't know if we can be friends anymore.....:(

Jenny annoys me sooo much!!!! :mad: I wouldn't ride her into battle!
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An absoluter cracker, IMO

Tzardine

People who say QUOTE , UNQUOTE

For example

Person: I was talking to Mary today and she said "Quote Unquote, I like Turtles"

It should be "Quote, I like turtles, Unquote"

And if I am being pedantic it should be End-quote. Not Unquote.

I cant stand when people say Quote Unquote and do the little finger thing.

maguic24

eisenberg1 wrote: »

maguic24 wrote: »

Oh, Czarcasm I don't know if we can be friends anymore.....:(

Jenny annoys me sooo much!!!! :mad: I wouldn't ride her into battle!
QUOTE]

An absoluter cracker, IMO

Different strokes for different folks, I'm not gonna fight with ya over it. :P

Czarcasm

maguic24 wrote: »

Oh, Czarcasm I don't know if we can be friends anymore.....:(

Jenny annoys me sooo much!!!! :mad: I wouldn't ride her into battle!

Whatever about Michael O'Leary, but she told Marty Whelan he should retire!!! Marty Whelan is my idol!! I love Marty!! All of the loves for Marty Whelan. Marty Whelan & Brendan Gleeson. I Just want to give them both a hug.

Nothing that couldn't be rectified with a bit of duck tape!

But yeah, the decision to replace Marty Whelan, who the fcuk is making these idiot decisions in RTE? Marty Whelan sends me off to sleep in the morning with his show on Lyric FM, he's great!

If I could get a podcast of his breakfast show and listen to it at night that'd be great!

In fact, Lucy Kennedy and Lottie Ryan, every reason why there's nothing wrong with women presenters, just the wrong women chosen to present!


Bring back Ann Doyle I say! Yum, big E.T. head on her, but god she's cute! :pac:


/rant for the day

jimgoose

Czarcasm wrote: »

...Bring back Ann Doyle I say! Yum, big E.T. head on her...

:pac::pac::pac:

Siún Nic Gearailt does it for me.