Cinema Date-Adult

A_Sober_Paddy · 11-03-2014 08:46PM #1

So just off to the cinema with this girl i've been texting, its our 2nd date i suppose...What is the etiquette for such a social encounter...

Basq · 11-03-2014 08:47PM

Second cinema date = hole in bottom of popcorn time!

Gone Drinking · 11-03-2014 08:47PM

Pophorn

KTRIC · 11-03-2014 08:48PM

Give it at least until the movie starts before you drop the hand.

Saucy McKetchup · 11-03-2014 08:49PM

Arrive early, open the door of the cinema for her, when she asks where ye should sit tell her wherever she likes, if she chooses a back seat you're getting head.

RayCon · 11-03-2014 08:50PM

Strictly no Ben and Jerry's .... can't be spoiling her.

Frosty McSnowballs · 11-03-2014 08:50PM

Pick her up, pay for everything, drop her home.

Then go to bed and cry, alone.

A_Sober_Paddy · 11-03-2014 08:51PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Pick her up, pay for everything, drop her home.

Then go to bed and cry, alone.

But thats what I do every night

Agricola · 11-03-2014 08:51PM

Make no move. Have a quick check of her seat with your hand when you get up to leave, see if theres any moisture. If there is, you're good to go next time.*

* If she's drank a large coke, discount this advise.

mikom · 11-03-2014 08:51PM

A_Sober_Paddy wrote: »

So just off to the cinema with this girl i've been texting, its our 2nd date i suppose...What is the etiquette for such a social encounter...

2nd date usually means you don't have to pay her this time.

Vito Corleone · 11-03-2014 08:52PM

Punch her in the face.

Frosty McSnowballs · 11-03-2014 08:53PM

A_Sober_Paddy wrote: »

But thats what I do every night

Well, you will just be doing it €40 poorer so!

Muise... · 11-03-2014 08:54PM

You're taking her to an "Adult" film?

That didn't go so well in Taxi Driver.

Pilsbury Doughboy · 11-03-2014 08:56PM

If you play your cards right, you might get to put your arm round her, turn it into a stretch yawn if you think she's not agreeable.

Davarus Walrus · 11-03-2014 08:58PM

Explain what is happening in the movie as she is watching it.

Ladies love that.

harvester of sorrow · 11-03-2014 09:00PM

Vito Corleone wrote: »

Punch her in the face.

Ahhhh the 'oul face punch.....works like a charm.

minidazzler · 11-03-2014 09:02PM

Go to see Nymph()maniac.

Butterface · 11-03-2014 09:13PM

Spill some ice-cream on your pants and act helpless.

11-03-2014 09:14PM

Get her some cocporn

The Backwards Man · 11-03-2014 09:15PM

What's the film?

fleet_admiral · 11-03-2014 09:18PM

qummph the seat if she goes for a gypsies during the film

A_Sober_Paddy · 11-03-2014 09:19PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What's the film?

Don't quiet know yet, i let her pick(rookie mistake i know)

Tim Riggins · 11-03-2014 09:22PM

let her pick.

c_man · 11-03-2014 09:33PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ

Santa Cruz · 11-03-2014 09:35PM

Have a banana down your trousers if there's a sexy bird in the film

whiskeyman · 11-03-2014 09:36PM

When the 18 Irish film cert comes up, just politely ask her that she's over 18, and mention you don't want 'that hassle again...'.

mad m · 11-03-2014 09:38PM

Get the goodies in Dealz....show her your classy!

Shiraz 4.99 · 11-03-2014 09:49PM

2nd date eh . . . . sure you're almost married, I'd try that anal thing all the young ones are on about these days.
Sure if it doesn't work out you'll have a whole corner of the cinema to yourself so win win.