Cinema Date-Adult

A_Sober_Paddy

So just off to the cinema with this girl i've been texting, its our 2nd date i suppose...What is the etiquette for such a social encounter...

Basq

Second cinema date = hole in bottom of popcorn time!

Gone Drinking

Pophorn

KTRIC

Give it at least until the movie starts before you drop the hand.

Saucy McKetchup

Arrive early, open the door of the cinema for her, when she asks where ye should sit tell her wherever she likes, if she chooses a back seat you're getting head.

RayCon

Strictly no Ben and Jerry's .... can't be spoiling her.

Frosty McSnowballs

Pick her up, pay for everything, drop her home.

Then go to bed and cry, alone.

A_Sober_Paddy

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Pick her up, pay for everything, drop her home.

Then go to bed and cry, alone.

But thats what I do every night

Agricola

Make no move. Have a quick check of her seat with your hand when you get up to leave, see if theres any moisture. If there is, you're good to go next time.*




* If she's drank a large coke, discount this advise.

mikom

A_Sober_Paddy wrote: »

So just off to the cinema with this girl i've been texting, its our 2nd date i suppose...What is the etiquette for such a social encounter...

2nd date usually means you don't have to pay her this time.

Vito Corleone

Punch her in the face.

Frosty McSnowballs

A_Sober_Paddy wrote: »

But thats what I do every night

Well, you will just be doing it €40 poorer so!

Muise...

You're taking her to an "Adult" film?

That didn't go so well in Taxi Driver.

Pilsbury Doughboy

If you play your cards right, you might get to put your arm round her, turn it into a stretch yawn if you think she's not agreeable.

Davarus Walrus

Explain what is happening in the movie as she is watching it.

Ladies love that.

harvester of sorrow

Vito Corleone wrote: »

Punch her in the face.

Ahhhh the 'oul face punch.....works like a charm.

minidazzler

Go to see Nymph()maniac.

Butterface

Spill some ice-cream on your pants and act helpless.

Get her some cocporn

The Backwards Man

What's the film?

fleet_admiral

qummph the seat if she goes for a gypsies during the film

A_Sober_Paddy

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What's the film?

Don't quiet know yet, i let her pick(rookie mistake i know)

Tim Riggins

let her pick.

c_man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ

Santa Cruz

Have a banana down your trousers if there's a sexy bird in the film

whiskeyman

When the 18 Irish film cert comes up, just politely ask her that she's over 18, and mention you don't want 'that hassle again...'.

mad m

Get the goodies in Dealz....show her your classy!

Shiraz 4.99

2nd date eh . . . . sure you're almost married, I'd try that anal thing all the young ones are on about these days.
Sure if it doesn't work out you'll have a whole corner of the cinema to yourself so win win.

shopaholic01

Remember there's cameras in cinemas. Sit in awkward silence during the movie and pounce on her in the carpark.

alrightso

Bring a whoopee cushion, shell find it hilarious

ElChe32

2nd date? She's pretty much up for anal now.

Topper7

Offer her a lift home afterwards & hit up the local dogging spot. Can't fail!

Specialun

I would fart and ask her did she smell it

Women love men that share

woodoo

You've come to AH for advice on women

MadsL

2nd date in a cinema. Great, you can check if she is an idiot. If she talks during the movie, stand up and leave.

Thank me later.

Wacker The Attacker

A_Sober_Paddy wrote: »

So just off to the cinema with this girl i've been texting, its our 2nd date i suppose...What is the etiquette for such a social encounter...

Finger both holes

Wacker The Attacker

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Pick her up, pay for everything, drop her home.

Then go to bed and cry, alone.

Whilst in the foetal position and **** ferociously

MadYaker

Jaysus. Why do people think going to the cinema is a good idea for a date?? You meet up, go into a dark room and sit there for 2 hours without speaking. Then you both go home. Alone. Especially if its only your second date. How are you going to get to know her if you can't speak to her. Take her out for dinner next time, or if you can cook and aren't sh!te at it, invite her over to your place.

shopaholic01

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Finger both holes

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Whilst in the foetal position and **** ferociously

I hope I don't ever meet you in the cinema.

Wacker The Attacker

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I hope I don't ever meet you in the cinema.

You mean you don't like getting both your holes fingered while ****?

shopaholic01

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

You mean you don't like getting both your holes fingered while ****?

Not much point in the former if I'm required to do the latter.

Wacker The Attacker

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Not much point in the former if I'm required to do the latter.

True for ye

urabell

Bring her to a rom-com or anything without much plot, birds can't follow plot

thegreatgonzo

A_Sober_Paddy wrote: »

its our 2nd date i suppose...QUOTE]

You don't sound so sure...

shruikan2553

thegreatgonzo wrote: »

You don't sound so sure...

He followed her home last week, thats kind of like a date.

shopaholic01

urabell wrote: »

Bring her to a rom-com or anything without much plot, birds can't follow plot

That's why we like going with a man, he can explain it to us using words with a maximum of three syllables.

smcgiff

No sign of the OP. That's a good thing.

No sign of his date, that's probably not too good.

confuseddotcom

*Follows Thread for Date 3.*

entropi

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Whilst in the foetal position and **** ferociously

Using those tears as lube...

Capt'n Midnight

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

Explain what is happening in the movie as she is watching it.

Ladies love that.

THE FEMALE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS
Film Confusion
The greatest length of time a woman has watched a film with her husband without asking a stupid plot-related question was achieved on the 28th October 1990, when Mrs. Ethel Brunswick sat down with her husband to watch 'The Ipcress File'. She watched in silence for a breath-taking 2 mins 40secs before asking "Is he a goodie or a baddie, then, him in the glasses?", revealing a staggering level of ignorance. This broke her own record set in 1962 when she sat through 2 mins 38secs of '633 Squadron' before asking "Is this a war film, is it?".

orangesoda

I've just had flashbacks of getting hit on the ear with a malteser by a bunch of teenagers when i was watching the Scooby Doo movie in the front row at the theatre when i was 10