2 sentence horror stories (Long/huge image)

CrazyRabbit · 06-03-2014 7:41pm #1

Putting this in its own thread as the image is massive and didn't want to piss off people in the regular threads.

Aquagakka · 06-03-2014 9:03pm

"I Do."

"I Do."

Genghiz Cohen · 07-03-2014 1:12pm

The shape under the blanket slowly began to shift.
Then a skeleton popped out.

bnagrrl · 07-03-2014 1:43pm

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

The shape under the blanket slowly began to shift.
Then a skeleton popped out.

Ahh!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 07-03-2014 1:48pm

the dead daughter one is quite creepy

rest are pretty ****e in fairness

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still, kudos on the general manners-ness of creating a thread for an uber long image

SnakePlissken · 07-03-2014 1:52pm

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

The shape under the blanket slowly began to shift.
Then a skeleton popped out.

Like dis if ya just had a hart attack and literally just died.

brembo26 · 07-03-2014 4:42pm

lyk dis post in thurty secs f yu luv ur lyf!

if u dnt u wil dye </3

Genghiz Cohen · 07-03-2014 5:07pm

bnagrrl wrote: »

Ahh!

Liam McPoyle · 08-03-2014 7:38pm

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

still, kudos on the general manners-ness of creating a thread for an uber long image

In fairness, its about a quarter the size of a normal Capt'n Midnights reagular posts!

:pac:

razorblunt · 09-03-2014 1:07am

My heart stopped as an overwhelming cold sweat dampened my shirt collar. Insufficient funds available.

Agueroooo · 10-03-2014 5:57pm

piss complete. zip pulled. skin caught. fully closed.

locum-motion · 10-03-2014 9:07pm

Agueroooo wrote: »

piss complete. zip pulled. skin caught. fully closed.

That's four sentences.

boomchicawawa · 10-03-2014 9:55pm

As I quivered with the intensity of her soft lips on my naked body. I noticed her Adam's apple.

locum-motion · 10-03-2014 10:02pm

boomchicawawa wrote: »

As I quivered with the intensity of her soft lips on my naked body. I noticed her Adam's apple.

That's one poorly punctuated sentence masquerading as two sentences (the first part isn't a sentence).

boomchicawawa · 10-03-2014 10:04pm

locum-motion wrote: »

That's one poorly punctuated sentence masquerading as two sentences (the first part isn't a sentence).

Beware of the 'sentence' gestapo !!!;) ve vill av you shot !

locum-motion · 10-03-2014 10:05pm

boomchicawawa wrote: »

Beware of the 'sentence' gestapo !!!;) ve vill av you shot !

Hey, I didn't set the rules for the thread!

boomchicawawa · 10-03-2014 10:12pm

locum-motion wrote: »

Hey, I didn't set the rules for the thread!

Nein, you just enforce them, perhaps you will actually post something instead of just criticism !:P

Maire2009 · 10-03-2014 10:21pm

Linda Martin entered the room. She was completely naked.

jimboblep · 10-03-2014 10:22pm

Maire2009 wrote: »

Linda Martin entered the room. She was completely naked.

well thats the thread winner already
the horror the horror

Andrew_C · 10-03-2014 10:26pm

You've 24 hours to live.
Oh, and I was supposed to tell you that yesterday.

CrazyRabbit · 10-03-2014 10:44pm

Your partial reflection in the darkened window smiles back at you. You are not smiling.

jimboblep · 10-03-2014 10:51pm

The last man on earth sat at home.
there was a knock at his door

Andrew_C · 10-03-2014 11:00pm

The last man on earth threw himself from the top of the Empire State Building. Halfway down he heard a phone ringing.

antodeco · 11-03-2014 12:11am

I awoke on Wednesday morning just in time hear to truck pull in. A shiver ran through my spine as I realised, I hadn't put the bin out...

Renegade Mechanic · 11-03-2014 12:48am

I'm sorry, I know you tried your best to avoid it but I have to" a voice behind me whispered morosely as what I wished was a sympathetic hand rested upon my shoulder. I didn't need to turn around however to know full well it was a cold, unforgiving scythe.

KungPao · 11-03-2014 2:59pm

My wife's flight disappeared at 37000 feet, days ago. I can still call her.

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Real life stories are always creepier than makey-uppy-ghosty-stories.

jimboblep · 11-03-2014 5:01pm

"See, son no monsters under the bed".

"I know it isnt, its behind you"

Genghiz Cohen · 11-03-2014 5:58pm

As I ended the call to my wife, I turned and saw her corpse through the window.
But, who was phone?!

Paigne · 11-03-2014 9:31pm

On a sweat soaked Seat A Row 43 at 40,000ft on my non-stop flight to Bangkok as it hit me like the immense stomp of the entire French cavalry combined. I left the immersion on.

stefan idiot jones · 28-03-2014 12:40pm

I woke up with a headache, a wedding ring and turned over. She was ginger.

2 sentence horror stories (Long/huge image)

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