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2 sentence horror stories (Long/huge image)

  • 06-03-2014 7:41pm
    #1
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭


    Putting this in its own thread as the image is massive and didn't want to piss off people in the regular threads.

    YYOG2CO.jpg


Comments

  • #2
    Aquagakka
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭Aquagakka


    "I Do."

    "I Do."


  • #3
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    The shape under the blanket slowly began to shift.
    Then a skeleton popped out.


  • #4
    bnagrrl
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭bnagrrl


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    The shape under the blanket slowly began to shift.
    Then a skeleton popped out.

    Ahh!


  • #5
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    the dead daughter one is quite creepy

    rest are pretty ****e in fairness

    --edit

    still, kudos on the general manners-ness of creating a thread for an uber long image


  • #6
    SnakePlissken
    Registered Users Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭SnakePlissken


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    The shape under the blanket slowly began to shift.
    Then a skeleton popped out.

    Like dis if ya just had a hart attack and literally just died.


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  • #7
    brembo26
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭brembo26


    lyk dis post in thurty secs f yu luv ur lyf! <3

    if u dnt u wil dye </3


  • #8
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    bnagrrl wrote: »
    Ahh!

    2spooky.jpg


  • #9
    Liam McPoyle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »
    still, kudos on the general manners-ness of creating a thread for an uber long image

    In fairness, its about a quarter the size of a normal Capt'n Midnights reagular posts!

    :pac:


  • #10
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    My heart stopped as an overwhelming cold sweat dampened my shirt collar. Insufficient funds available.


  • #11
    Agueroooo
    Site Banned Posts: 4,925 ✭✭✭Agueroooo


    piss complete. zip pulled. skin caught. fully closed.


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  • #12
    locum-motion
    Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    Agueroooo wrote: »
    piss complete. zip pulled. skin caught. fully closed.

    That's four sentences.


  • #13
    boomchicawawa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boomchicawawa


    As I quivered with the intensity of her soft lips on my naked body. I noticed her Adam's apple.


  • #14
    locum-motion
    Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    boomchicawawa wrote: »
    As I quivered with the intensity of her soft lips on my naked body. I noticed her Adam's apple.

    That's one poorly punctuated sentence masquerading as two sentences (the first part isn't a sentence).


  • #15
    boomchicawawa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boomchicawawa


    locum-motion wrote: »
    That's one poorly punctuated sentence masquerading as two sentences (the first part isn't a sentence).


    Beware of the 'sentence' gestapo !!!;) ve vill av you shot !


  • #16
    locum-motion
    Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    boomchicawawa wrote: »
    Beware of the 'sentence' gestapo !!!;) ve vill av you shot !

    Hey, I didn't set the rules for the thread!


  • #17
    boomchicawawa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boomchicawawa


    locum-motion wrote: »
    Hey, I didn't set the rules for the thread!

    Nein, you just enforce them, perhaps you will actually post something instead of just criticism !:P


  • #18
    Maire2009
    Registered Users Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Maire2009


    Linda Martin entered the room. She was completely naked.


  • #19
    jimboblep
    Registered Users Posts: 546 ✭✭✭jimboblep


    Maire2009 wrote: »
    Linda Martin entered the room. She was completely naked.

    well thats the thread winner already
    the horror the horror


  • #20
    Andrew_C
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭Andrew_C


    You've 24 hours to live.
    Oh, and I was supposed to tell you that yesterday.


  • #21
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Your partial reflection in the darkened window smiles back at you. You are not smiling.


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  • #22
    jimboblep
    Registered Users Posts: 546 ✭✭✭jimboblep


    The last man on earth sat at home.
    there was a knock at his door


  • #23
    Andrew_C
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭Andrew_C


    The last man on earth threw himself from the top of the Empire State Building. Halfway down he heard a phone ringing.


  • #24
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,423 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I awoke on Wednesday morning just in time hear to truck pull in. A shiver ran through my spine as I realised, I hadn't put the bin out...


  • #25
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    I'm sorry, I know you tried your best to avoid it but I have to" a voice behind me whispered morosely as what I wished was a sympathetic hand rested upon my shoulder. I didn't need to turn around however to know full well it was a cold, unforgiving scythe.


  • #26
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    My wife's flight disappeared at 37000 feet, days ago. I can still call her.

    ---

    Real life stories are always creepier than makey-uppy-ghosty-stories.


  • #27
    jimboblep
    Registered Users Posts: 546 ✭✭✭jimboblep


    "See, son no monsters under the bed".

    "I know it isnt, its behind you"


  • #28
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    As I ended the call to my wife, I turned and saw her corpse through the window.
    But, who was phone?!


  • #29
    Paigne
    Registered Users Posts: 101 ✭✭Paigne


    On a sweat soaked Seat A Row 43 at 40,000ft on my non-stop flight to Bangkok as it hit me like the immense stomp of the entire French cavalry combined. I left the immersion on.


  • #30
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    I woke up with a headache, a wedding ring and turned over. She was ginger.


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