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Do you know how many people you've had sex with!?!?

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  • #62
    Der Putsch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9 ✭Der Putsch


    62 not including prostitutes.


  • #63
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Putting the long thing in the hole n doing the thing with the wiggling and the the whole lot.
    Yes, there's a certain eroticism to putting the wrong key in the door and wiggling it around to try and get the door open. :pac:


  • #64
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    I count it in dozens these days, not going to try remember exact numbers so with my estimate I think +/- 20% based on my current sub total of the ones I think I can remember.


  • #65
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    I think around fifty. I lost count years ago. My girlfriend reckons she's had more women than that. :-)


  • #66
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Does a midget count as 1 or 1/2?

    Neither its 3/4, you would need 4 for midgets for a threesome.


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  • #67
    Sound of Silence
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭Sound of Silence


    MS.ing wrote: »
    I count it in dozens these days, not going to try remember exact numbers so with my estimate I think +/- 20% based on my current sub total of the ones I think I can remember.

    Ah, the 'Baker's-dozen' method!

    I too enjoy sticking a bun in the oven.


  • #68
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »
    I think around fifty. I lost count years ago. My girlfriend reckons she's had more women than that. :-)

    I would have thought, seeing that Chazz Michael Michaels is a known sex addict and the only ice skater to win four national championships and an adult film award, that the figure would be alot higher :eek:


  • #69
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Does a midget count as 1 or 1/2?

    2! ...bonus points ;)'


  • #70
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    Yes, there's a certain eroticism to putting the wrong key in the door and wiggling it around to try and get the door open. :pac:


    "Wrong door! Wrong door!" :eek:


    :pac:


  • #71
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Ooooh I love sexual intercourse, I do. Putting the long thing in the hole n doing the thing with the wiggling and the the whole lot. Love it.

    It's wet and warm, can never be too warm. Yeah , you know what I'm talking about. I start with one finger....just the tip. Then slowly followed by a second finger gliding in softly. The fingers being hugged by the moist.
    In and out passionately a few times with a tactical flick to remove any liquid,
    Ah yes....... I love dipping my Kit Kat into my cup of Tea.


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  • #72
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    Yes, there's a certain eroticism to putting the wrong key in the door and wiggling it around to try and get the door open. :pac:


    So! You're into doors, eh? I thought they'd be more lovin' than you could.....HANDLE! Geddit? :)


  • #73
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    So! You're into doors, eh? I thought they'd be more lovin' than you could.....HANDLE! Geddit? :)
    Indeed. I like a good slammin' every once in a while.


  • #74
    knickerbocker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭knickerbocker


    vandriver wrote: »
    No poll

    This seems to be the problem!


  • #75
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    vandriver wrote: »
    No poll
    knickerbocker wrote: »
    This seems to be the problem!
    We need Ivabigwan! He's a great man for the poles polls!


  • #76
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Easy. Two. :o :pac:


  • #77
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    Sound of Silence wrote: »
    Ah, the 'Baker's-dozen' method!

    I too enjoy sticking a bun in the oven.

    noooooooo, buns make noise and s**t themselves (and you)


  • #78
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    So! You're into doors, eh? I thought they'd be more lovin' than you could.....HANDLE! Geddit? :)

    back doors?


  • #79
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,186 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    Yes, there's a certain eroticism to putting the wrong key in the door and wiggling it around to try and get the door open. :pac:

    If you need to wiggle the key a lot to get the lock to turn it needs lubrication. Most use WD40 but olive oil will do the trick in an emergency.


  • #80
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Yes, but it's embarrassingly low. More than one, less than five. :/


  • #81
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    It's a bit crazy IMO that people would feel embarrassed about having a low number of sexual conquests.

    I don't know my exact number, but I've an approximate idea. It's kinda an average number I suppose.


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  • #82
    skafish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭skafish


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    not that many, although, I am a bigger whore than most apparently ;)

    seriously though, I dunno, but I'd remember if I could be arsed!

    Still only counts as one. No bonus points for anal


  • #83
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    Glory holes


  • #84
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Karsini wrote: »
    Easy. Two. :o :pac:

    McChubbin wrote: »
    Yes, but it's embarrassingly low. More than one, less than five. :/


    Quality over quantity lads, always quality over quantity ;)


  • #85
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    kowloon wrote: »
    but olive oil will do the trick in an emergency.

    Is that you Jamie Oliver? :)


  • #86
    4200fps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,279 ✭✭✭4200fps


    Muise... wrote: »
    oh honey,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhQWND9jKDA


    like there's that many women in Leitrim...
    Pump dump and run, I've emptied the bag in leitrim and the neighboring counties. It's easy to get your hole, the 3 F's Find them, **** them, fling them. In tip and reverse. I love releasing the pressure willie :-) it you catch something on the didgeridoo just ride it off ya. I love margarine legs. Mmmmmmmmh


    Easy spread yup yup yup lol


  • #87
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    It's a bit crazy IMO that people would feel embarrassed about having a low number of sexual conquests.

    I don't know my exact number, but I've an approximate idea. It's kinda an average number I suppose.

    Average for what though? A nun? A Mexican prostitute ?!


  • #88
    Ciderswigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    4200fps wrote: »
    Pump dump and run, I've emptied the bag in leitrim and the neighboring counties. It's easy to get your hole, the 3 F's Find them, **** them, fling them. In tip and reverse. I love releasing the pressure willie :-) it you catch something on the didgeridoo just ride it off ya. I love margarine legs. Mmmmmmmmh


    Easy spread yup yup yup lol

    I find it hard to believe anyone has had sex with you... :-D


  • #89
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Average for what though? A nun? A Mexican prostitute ?!
    Oh I get it... a man sleeps around, he's a stud. A woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes and she's a slut! :mad:








    /courtesy of Ms. Joan Rivers :pac:


  • #90
    4200fps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,279 ✭✭✭4200fps


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    Sorry dude.

    Only good-looking girls count.

    Sorry Willie but when I get a pocket rocket I have to ride who ever comes my way, I'm gonna keep riding till I snap my timing belt. I have to cool my bar, let it be hand shandys or a sperm whale the bag needs to be emptied ;-)


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  • #91
    4200fps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,279 ✭✭✭4200fps


    Ciderswigger wrote: »
    I find it hard to believe anyone has had sex with you... :-D
    when you can get into a girl's head trust me you can take control. Promus them the world, play Mr nice guy and then it wont be long and you be saying to yourself ''OMG ITS IN'' :-D


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