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Do you know how many people you've had sex with!?!?

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  • #32
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    maguic24 wrote: »
    I think I've died a little bit inside. :( Seriously, it's mean to be flaunting a figure like yours without lending your equipment to others for a service. :P

    To answer your question, only one. My current long term bf. :)

    <3


    Come people give me digits! :P


  • #33
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    4200fps wrote: »
    I'm single since may and I counted 21 girls I slept with and I slept with half of them many times during that period. If I was to put a figure on how many I slept with the last 12 years id say it be the 500mark or so. I use dating sites mostly, it's all down to charm. Get her laughing and feeling good, be nice and let them know you don't get attached to a girl to easy they will hunt you down.

    oh honey,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhQWND9jKDA


    like there's that many women in Leitrim...


  • #34
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    maguic24 wrote: »
    I think I've died a little bit inside. :( Seriously, it's mean to be flaunting a figure like yours without lending your equipment to others for a service. :P

    To answer your question, only one. My current long term bf. :)
    Now, that's an out n out lie Mag


    And you know it.





    (or everything you said on another thread is...;))


  • #35
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Is it illegal to have a private poll and then make it public when everybody has voted?


  • #36
    jimmythedivil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭jimmythedivil


    Had to laugh at some of these posts. Nobody who spends time on an internet messageboard has ever had sex.


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  • #37
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    <3


    Come people give me digits! :P

    Knew that's all you wanted. :pac:

    5 for me. Three long term boyfriends, one short term boyfriend and my current boyfriend.


  • #38
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    whupdedo wrote: »
    I don't have sex, i make love:cool:
    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I fucking hate that expression. :mad:

    Ride me sideways is another one.


  • #39
    Mr McBoatface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,579 ✭✭✭Mr McBoatface


    Slept with lots but have come to the conclusion it's the quality that counts, not the quantity.


  • #40
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    4200fps wrote: »
    I'm single since may and I counted 21 girls I slept with and I slept with half of them many times during that period. If I was to put a figure on how many I slept with the last 12 years id say it be the 500mark or so. I use dating sites mostly, it's all down to charm. Get her laughing and feeling good, be nice and let them know you don't get attached to a girl to easy they will hunt you down.
    Sorry dude.

    Only good-looking girls count.


  • #41
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    1/2


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  • #42
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    jimmythedivil wrote: »
    Had to laugh at some of these posts. Nobody who spends time on an internet messageboard has ever had sex.

    Half the notches on my bedpost are on boards!


  • #43
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Let me check the notches on my bedpost for the exact amount.

    I'll report back with the numbers in say.....half an hour


  • #44
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    Now, that's an out n out lie Mag


    And you know it.





    (or everything you said on another thread is...;))

    Nope both are true. Poster asked how many people I have slept with (full sexual intercourse). I answered honestly. I know shocking..... :cool:

    You thought I was a big sluh, didn't you?


  • #45
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Half the notches on my bedpost are on boards!

    :eek:

    oh dear, that's the very definition of doing it wrong.


  • #46
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    castletownman wrote: »
    Let me check the notches on my bedpost for the exact amount.

    I'll report back with the numbers in say.....half an hour

    Are you going for a snooze before you report back so?? :-P
    :-D


  • #47
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Yep. Could give you a number, their names and if I wanted to I could still get in touch with all of them.

    I realise you didn't intend this, but that sounds so so sinister.


  • #48
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    jimmythedivil wrote: »
    Had to laugh at some of these posts. Nobody who spends time on an internet messageboard has ever had sex.

    Sorry Jimmy. Think you're alone on that count. :P


  • #49
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Muise... wrote: »
    :eek:

    oh dear, that's the very definition of doing it wrong.

    Ha, how so?


  • #50
    blueser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,893 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    What is this ''sex'' you speak of?


  • #51
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Are you going for a snooze before you report back so?? :-P
    :-D

    'Tis tiring work counting all those notches :D


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  • #52
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    1/2

    The top or the bottom half?
    castletownman wrote: »
    Let me check the notches on my bedpost for the exact amount.

    I started counting the marks on my bedpost, then I remembered I live alone, have a cat, and they were claw marks.


  • #53
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Haven't a frickin' notion, I never started counting in the first place, the whole 'number' thing is something I never understood at all tbh.


  • #54
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    kowloon wrote: »
    I started counting the marks on my bedpost, then I remembered I live alone, have a cat, and they were claw marks.

    So how much sex is your cat getting?


  • #55
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Ha, how so?

    Well, you know, the first rule of **** club...


  • #56
    Sound of Silence
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭Sound of Silence


    kowloon wrote: »
    I started counting the marks on my bedpost, then I remembered I live alone, have a cat, and they were claw marks.

    Ah, dammint! I cut the bedpost in half and counted the rings!

    I was wondering when I had all that sex.


  • #57
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Somebody loses a pill, tears a Johnny? ****ing is over!


  • #58
    akura
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards.


  • #59
    Joe Duffy..
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭Joe Duffy..


    I've shagged 567 women, a mad shagger I am.


  • #60
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Ooooh I love sexual intercourse, I do. Putting the long thing in the hole n doing the thing with the wiggling and the the whole lot. Love it.


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  • #61
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Does a midget count as 1 or 1/2?


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