What's the strangest piece of clothing you have ?

OU812 · 03-03-2014 10:59AM #1

For me, it's a union suit. One of these:

Given to me as a secret santa gag gift & worn during the snowy season a couple of years ago. Incredibly warm & comfortable & yes it does have a flap in the back.

gramar · 03-03-2014 11:02AM

A birthday suit.

The Backwards Man · 03-03-2014 11:10AM

I thought I had a gorilla suit hanging on the wall, but it turns out it's just a mirror.

DavyD_83 · 03-03-2014 11:10AM

Probably,
One of these
With a Btitish Rail logo on the back, bought from a stall in Amsterdam;
Also have 2 all in one pyjama things like above; bonus points if it has a crap flap

or my day-glo yellow inter-railing thong

Banjo String · 03-03-2014 11:12AM

OU812 wrote: »

For me, it's a union suit. One of these:

Given to me as a secret santa gag gift & worn during the snowy season a couple of years ago. Incredibly warm & comfortable & yes it does have a flap in the back.

I read that as onion suit.

Brought tears to my eyes.

dan1895 · 03-03-2014 11:13AM

I own a Cold War era Soviet pilots hat for some reason.

Hande hoche! · 03-03-2014 11:17AM

Toss up between a Yugoslavian sidecap or a Hawaiian shirt that chafes nipples nearly to the point of bleeding.

SEPT 23 1989 · 03-03-2014 11:20AM

A sombrero

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2014 11:26AM

A salmon pink tutu, and to my shame I've worn it out in public

danniemcq · 03-03-2014 11:33AM

sleevless hooded tshirt.

or the British army helmet with full stickers and stuff inside showing its legit

Legs.Eleven · 03-03-2014 12:31PM

Zany Ireland leprechaun hat and "Póg Mo Thón" boxers. Only 14 days 'till I dust those bad boys off and adorn them for The Big Day! A fiddle dee dee. Shurrr a tap a da marnin' tooo ya!

P. Breathnach · 03-03-2014 12:34PM

A tie.

SeaFields · 03-03-2014 12:34PM

Borat style Mankini.

If was a secret santa gift and no i havent worn it....yet

TPD · 03-03-2014 12:35PM

I've a brocade waistcoat made from an old woman's jacket found in a charity shop. Part of a 70s halloween costume, must give it some more wear...

Oh, also a fleece monks robe. Best dressing gown ever.

Muise... · 03-03-2014 12:36PM

A muff!

Mr. CooL ICE · 03-03-2014 12:39PM

A t-shirt with Nicolas Cage's face

Paracord · 03-03-2014 12:44PM

A ghillie suit.

massdebater · 03-03-2014 01:08PM

Either my purple or my white tutu. I'm male.

Ray Palmer · 03-03-2014 01:21PM

Not sure what is the weirdest

Wooden bow tie

Panzer tank leather jacket from 1939

Reversible smoking jacket

Shoes that look like bowling shoes

Blue suede shoes

czechlin · 03-03-2014 02:50PM

A leather mini dress.

Oh wait, that's a lie, that one's classy

Definitely the swan dress and a few hats.

Muise... · 03-03-2014 03:18PM

czechlin wrote: »

A leather mini dress.

Oh wait, that's a lie, that one's classy

Definitely the swan dress and a few hats.

We missed you last night Bjork - the Oscar frocks were boring and no one laid an egg.

czechlin · 03-03-2014 03:22PM

Muise... wrote: »

We missed you last night Bjork - the Oscar frocks were boring and no one laid an egg.

Sorry to disappoint Muise but I had a gig at the swan summit! Much more interesting I must say, those swans are no stuck up snobs :rolleyes:

mutley18 · 03-03-2014 03:41PM

Probably my denim trousers.

03-03-2014 03:50PM

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Wibbs · 03-03-2014 03:54PM

Ray Palmer wrote: »

Panzer tank leather jacket from 1939

:eek: want!

03-03-2014 03:57PM

A floor length red velvet cape, something like this:

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=

It was part of a bridesmaids outfit for a winter wedding. I looked ridiculous in it.
It's come in handy for Hallowe'en a few times though.

Sir Arthur Daley · 03-03-2014 04:22PM

A Donegal football Jersey.

minidazzler · 03-03-2014 04:23PM

Either my Red Corset and Skirt set... I'm a guy

Or my Snake Skin effect patent shoes.

Ray Palmer · 03-03-2014 04:39PM

Wibbs wrote: »

:eek: want!

I think I devalued it when I got the lining redone so I could keep wearing it. I thought it was just an older biker jacket from the 60s but the guy doing it said it was really old. I went and checked it out and it turned out to be what I said.

Can't remember all the details but due to the make of the zips and maker the year could be identified. It has many memories for me as I have it 20 years myself. The originally lining was an indicator too because the green lining meant it was used in the tanks as opposed to the planes. Who ever originally owned it put in an extra leather patch so the collar could be warn up.

danniemcq · 03-03-2014 04:39PM

WikiHow wrote: »

A Donegal football Jersey.

Careful now....

ArnoldJRimmer · 03-03-2014 04:43PM

A bright orange balaclava with eyebrows, nose and mouth drawn into it

What's the strangest piece of clothing you have ?

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