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Bullet Vibrator only 1.49 in Dealz!

  • 22-02-2014 06:37PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,054 ✭✭✭


    Yes that's right ladies you can buy your very own bullet vibrator in Dealz for just 1.49.

    Saw them today in Nutgrove. They're non-threatening in size, suitable for beginners in a nice girly pink colour.

    They also sell batteries and lube there, it's a real one stop shop :)
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,467 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    Non-threatening in?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Too late for valentines day


    ..but Mothering Sunday is around the corner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    "suitable for beginners" :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Length = 130.7mm
    Diameter = 27mm
    Built in power and speed controller with twist on/off

    1629923_1.jpg


  • Site Banned Posts: 86 ✭✭Pixie69


    Two in the pink, one in the stink.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    Bargain alert ,my arse:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Pixie69 wrote: »
    Two in the pink, one in the stink.

    4.47........ fucked if I am paying that.


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This would have been a perfect *under a fiver* kris kindle pressie!

    Might do for wedding favours or something :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭Chet T16


    This would have been a perfect *under a fiver* kris kindle pressie!

    Might do for wedding favours or something :pac:

    ^Thats my story and i'm sticking to it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Are they any good at whipping cream or frothing milk? Can you plug in a mains adaptor?


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  • Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    13cm? That's feckin massive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    13cm? That's feckin massive.

    Nah your thinking imperial, 13 inches is massive:D


  • Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    Nah your thinking imperial, 13 inches is massive:D
    I wasn't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    13cm too small

    Courgette much larger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    lukesmom wrote: »
    13cm too small

    Courgette much larger
    And only 49cent for two in Aldi.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    lukesmom wrote: »
    13cm too small
    Courgette much larger
    Does a courgette vibrate though?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    ooh I say...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,090 ✭✭✭brevity


    Could tape the vibrator and the courgette together.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,126 ✭✭✭✭calex71


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Length = 130.7mm
    Diameter = 27mm
    Built in power and speed controller with twist on/off

    1629923_1.jpg

    Most still measure these *eh hem things in inches

    5.14 inches
    2.7 inches

    Yay not threatened at all now :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭bohsboy


    lukesmom wrote: »
    13cm too small

    Courgette much larger

    pics or....g...t......:o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,126 ✭✭✭✭calex71


    brevity wrote: »
    Could tape the vibrator and the courgette together.

    You could name it the Lady McGyver :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    bohsboy wrote: »
    pics or....g...t......:o

    1DBE2F1D-C597-45F0-9F9B-03A8350764A4_zpsxmjimiqj.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭hfallada


    Someone should one and return it saying that its not fit for purpose under Irish consumer law saying that it didn't get you off


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    ooh_matron2.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭iPhone.


    wow! is it even big enough to take aa batteries? Prob like throwing a sausage up O' Connell Street!


  • Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    brevity wrote: »
    Could tape the vibrator and the courgette together.

    Keep a gap between them for maximum fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,504 ✭✭✭emo72


    I had to check if I was in bargain alerts or AH.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,291 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Fun fact: not suitable to use as bullets for weaponry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭gihj


    Any other colours???
    Want one of these but pink is a bit girlie for my liking.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭iPhone.


    Basq wrote: »
    Fun fact: not suitable to use as bullets for weaponry.

    Jesus! interrupt the wrong woman at the point of her big O and you might find different I'd say! :D:D


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