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Bullet Vibrator only 1.49 in Dealz!

  • 22-02-2014 6:37pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,066 ✭✭✭


    Yes that's right ladies you can buy your very own bullet vibrator in Dealz for just 1.49.

    Saw them today in Nutgrove. They're non-threatening in size, suitable for beginners in a nice girly pink colour.

    They also sell batteries and lube there, it's a real one stop shop :)
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,482 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    Non-threatening in?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Too late for valentines day


    ..but Mothering Sunday is around the corner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    "suitable for beginners" :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Length = 130.7mm
    Diameter = 27mm
    Built in power and speed controller with twist on/off

    1629923_1.jpg


  • Site Banned Posts: 86 ✭✭Pixie69


    Two in the pink, one in the stink.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    Bargain alert ,my arse:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Pixie69 wrote: »
    Two in the pink, one in the stink.

    4.47........ fucked if I am paying that.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This would have been a perfect *under a fiver* kris kindle pressie!

    Might do for wedding favours or something :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Chet T16


    This would have been a perfect *under a fiver* kris kindle pressie!

    Might do for wedding favours or something :pac:

    ^Thats my story and i'm sticking to it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Are they any good at whipping cream or frothing milk? Can you plug in a mains adaptor?


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  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    13cm? That's feckin massive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    13cm? That's feckin massive.

    Nah your thinking imperial, 13 inches is massive:D


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    Nah your thinking imperial, 13 inches is massive:D
    I wasn't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    13cm too small

    Courgette much larger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    lukesmom wrote: »
    13cm too small

    Courgette much larger
    And only 49cent for two in Aldi.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    lukesmom wrote: »
    13cm too small
    Courgette much larger
    Does a courgette vibrate though?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    ooh I say...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,628 ✭✭✭brevity


    Could tape the vibrator and the courgette together.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,126 ✭✭✭✭calex71


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Length = 130.7mm
    Diameter = 27mm
    Built in power and speed controller with twist on/off

    1629923_1.jpg

    Most still measure these *eh hem things in inches

    5.14 inches
    2.7 inches

    Yay not threatened at all now :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭bohsboy


    lukesmom wrote: »
    13cm too small

    Courgette much larger

    pics or....g...t......:o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,126 ✭✭✭✭calex71


    brevity wrote: »
    Could tape the vibrator and the courgette together.

    You could name it the Lady McGyver :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    bohsboy wrote: »
    pics or....g...t......:o

    1DBE2F1D-C597-45F0-9F9B-03A8350764A4_zpsxmjimiqj.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,180 ✭✭✭hfallada


    Someone should one and return it saying that its not fit for purpose under Irish consumer law saying that it didn't get you off


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    ooh_matron2.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭iPhone.


    wow! is it even big enough to take aa batteries? Prob like throwing a sausage up O' Connell Street!


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    brevity wrote: »
    Could tape the vibrator and the courgette together.

    Keep a gap between them for maximum fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,341 ✭✭✭emo72


    I had to check if I was in bargain alerts or AH.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,201 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Fun fact: not suitable to use as bullets for weaponry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭gihj


    Any other colours???
    Want one of these but pink is a bit girlie for my liking.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭iPhone.


    Basq wrote: »
    Fun fact: not suitable to use as bullets for weaponry.

    Jesus! interrupt the wrong woman at the point of her big O and you might find different I'd say! :D:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    Ah Jesus. I bought two last week for the work canteen, thought they were for stirring coffee.

    Wondering why they were all snigerring!


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah Jesus. I bought two last week for the work canteen, thought they were for stirring coffee.

    Wondering why they were all snigerring!

    They were sniggering because they knew where they'd been before you put one in your coffee :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭iPhone.


    They were sniggering because they knew where they'd been before you put one in your coffee :eek:

    oh lordy, do you think one of his fellow employees used it to poke holes in his chocolate donut?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    gihj wrote: »
    Any other colours???
    Want one of these but pink is a bit girlie for my liking.

    Think you can also get them in brown. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭gihj


    Think you can also get them in brown. :D

    Cheers but not interested in second hand ones thanks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭iPhone.


    gihj wrote: »
    Cheers but not interested in second hand ones thanks.

    Guess that rules out red too? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭gihj


    iPhone. wrote: »
    Guess that rules out red too? :eek:

    The red are out of stock.The girl in the shop sait they were a special and only available for a few days.
    Expecting more this time next month apparently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭calnand


    gihj wrote: »
    The red are out of stock.The girl in the shop sait they were a special and only available for a few days.
    Expecting more this time next month apparently.

    So you could say they only get them once a month and around the same time...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭little foot


    Think you can also get them in brown. :D

    Depends how ya use it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,903 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Bought one for the wife...

    If she doesn't like it, she can go and fcuk herself...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Bought one for the wife...

    If she doesn't like it, she can go and fcuk herself...

    Oldie….but goodie!;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,014 ✭✭✭Soarer


    Oldie….but goodie!;)

    Just like his wife!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Soarer wrote: »
    Just like his wife!

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 211 ✭✭Woodpecker1


    Could this be used in baking in anyway?


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Could this be used in baking in anyway?

    I guess you could put it in a barm brack....instead of a ring....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Could this be used in baking in anyway?

    Good for whipping up some batter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,628 ✭✭✭brevity


    Could this be used in baking in anyway?

    Better for roasting I'd say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,794 ✭✭✭cookie1977


    I feel like I'm trapped in "after hours"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    cookie1977 wrote: »
    I feel like I'm trapped in "after hours"

    Well I got a cheeky 2 week ban from there last night............. so no.... you're not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,794 ✭✭✭cookie1977


    mikom wrote: »
    Well I got a cheeky 2 week ban from there last night............. so no.... you're not.

    Thanks for pinching me!


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