When do you have your first ciggie of the day?

fussyonion · 22-02-2014 02:02AM #1

How soon after you wake up do you have your first cigarette?

Was talking to a friend earlier about it and she said she has one about five minutes after waking up.
To me that's disgusting.
You have to get your mouth moving, brush your teeth, moisten the throat with a cuppa, get your bearings before you have a ciggie.

I don't have my first ciggie for about two hours after I get up. Smoking the moment you get out of bed is weird..inhaling tobacco on a dry fuggy throat?!

Sir Arthur Daley · 22-02-2014 02:04AM

After the dawn shot.

Maximus Alexander · 22-02-2014 02:05AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Smoking the moment you get out of bed is weird..inhaling tobacco on a dry fuggy throat?!

What's the point in freshening your throat up before inhaling tobacco and making it dry and fuggy again?

uch · 22-02-2014 02:05AM

7:15 then 2 for the rest of the day

biko · 22-02-2014 02:06AM

I'm having one right now and it's only just after 1am..

mikom · 22-02-2014 02:07AM

4:20

somefeen · 22-02-2014 02:07AM

WHen I was in my smoking heyday.

Sometimes I'd have a fag in bed before getting up. Then I'd have a drink of something and have another on the way into work. Then when I got to work I'd have another with a cup of coffee. Then about half an hour later I'd have another, and possibly another one 5 minutes after that.

30-40 a day I was on by the end.
Christ thank **** I quit now that I type it out!

22-02-2014 02:09AM

so smokers have a chart now?

smoke when you wake up?? disgusting!!

wait for 2 hours?? a little better!!

so if i wait till evening does that make me better?

what kind of smoker is the worst?
one that smokes all day from first thing in the morning?

one that smokes 2 fags a day??

one that smokes at 5pm??

whos the best.......

fussyonion · 22-02-2014 02:09AM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

What's the point in freshening your throat up before inhaling tobacco and making it dry and fuggy again?

I do understand your point but what I mean is....when you wake in the morning your mouth is dry and awful.
You need to have your mouth moistened before you can enjoy a cig.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 22-02-2014 02:10AM

Getting into the car, I leave myself about twenty minutes in the morning to shower and shave. Breakfast consists of OJ, I can never bring my body to eat in the morning.

cloud493 · 22-02-2014 02:11AM

Right this second.

Mech1 · 22-02-2014 02:11AM

any real smokers on here?

fussyonion · 22-02-2014 02:13AM

Mech1 wrote: »

any real smokers on here?

As opposed to...?

Sir Arthur Daley · 22-02-2014 02:13AM

fussyonion wrote: »

As opposed to...?

Young lads smoking candy sticks

somefeen · 22-02-2014 02:15AM

WikiHow wrote: »

Young lads smoking candy sticks

Jaysus, how could anyone suck a candy stick before they'd even had breakfast.
Disgusting

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo · 22-02-2014 02:15AM

In bed upon waking usually, baring that soon after some water/coffee.

Mech1 · 22-02-2014 02:16AM

well 1st at 6.45 when alarm goes off, 2nd at 7 up at 7.10 coffee and smoke at 7.20 three in car on 16km drive to work and so on we go 60 per day, too much?

cloud493 · 22-02-2014 02:17AM

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

In bed upon waking usually, baring that soon after some water/coffee.

Wouldn't be smoking in the bed. Ash and smell on the sheets, afraid of dropping it etc.

wazky · 22-02-2014 02:17AM

Mech1 wrote: »

well 1st at 6.45 when alarm goes off, 2nd at 7 up at 7.10 coffee and smoke at 7.20 three in car on 16km drive to work and so on we go 60 per day, too much?

Borderline id say

Molester Stallone · 22-02-2014 02:18AM

somefeen wrote: »

Jaysus, how could anyone suck a candy stick before they'd even had breakfast.
Disgusting

I'd hope to get my candystick sucked before breakfast, it would make going to work that little bit more enjoyable.

uch · 22-02-2014 02:19AM

Anyone that says they "Quit" is a lightweight IMO, when I was a chizzler you either smoked or you did'nt, there was no such thing as quitting

Femme_Fatale · 22-02-2014 02:20AM

Mech1 wrote: »

well 1st at 6.45 when alarm goes off, 2nd at 7 up at 7.10 coffee and smoke at 7.20 three in car on 16km drive to work and so on we go 60 per day, too much?

I know a guy who used to set his alarm in the middle of the night for a smoke.

Makes zero sense but he did it. He has quit though. Jesus, if he can do it anyone can.

Sir Arthur Daley · 22-02-2014 02:20AM

uch wrote: »

Anyone that says they "Quit" is a lightweight IMO, when I was a chizzler you either smoked or you did'nt, there was no such thing as quitting

Quitting is for loosers

Mech1 · 22-02-2014 02:20AM

just worked it out, 60 is exaggeration, works out at about 45 or so. 24 hr period

Lenin Skynard · 22-02-2014 02:22AM

Ah cigarettes, they're like cornflakes. Equally disgusting at any time of the day.

LETHAL LADY · 22-02-2014 02:24AM

My father-in-law now an ex-smoker used to smoke 80 fags a day. I worked out through my ****e maths that he was lighting up every 18 minutes and given that it would take roughly 5 minutes to smoke a fag he was more or less chain smoking. He was none too happy about me telling him.
I'm a smoker but I always wait to be up, showered and dressed before lighting up.

cloud493 · 22-02-2014 02:25AM

How do you even afford 60 a day :O

Sir Arthur Daley · 22-02-2014 02:26AM

cloud493 wrote: »

How do you even afford 60 a day :O

If you have 13 young lads.

Lapin · 22-02-2014 02:39AM

WikiHow wrote: »

Quitting is for loosers

Loosers.

:D:D:D

Duck's hoop · 22-02-2014 02:44AM

I quit some time ago now. Was telling a friend how I'd still love one now and again and he says it never goes away.

His ma quit 26 years ago and last week was saying how for 2 days all she could think about was having an oily rag.

After breakfast, with coffee, outside preferably. That 4-5 minutes of silent peace and contemplation before the day gets going proper. Loved it.

420Sw4gBro9000 · 22-02-2014 03:04AM

Duck's hoop wrote: »

I quit some time ago now. Was telling a friend how I'd still love one now and again and he says it never goes away.

Yes I still have them when I'm drinking with mates but never seem to crave them when drinking with the family.

When do you have your first ciggie of the day?

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