When do you have your first ciggie of the day?

fussyonion

How soon after you wake up do you have your first cigarette?


Was talking to a friend earlier about it and she said she has one about five minutes after waking up.
To me that's disgusting.
You have to get your mouth moving, brush your teeth, moisten the throat with a cuppa, get your bearings before you have a ciggie.

I don't have my first ciggie for about two hours after I get up. Smoking the moment you get out of bed is weird..inhaling tobacco on a dry fuggy throat?!

Sir Arthur Daley

After the dawn shot.

Maximus Alexander

fussyonion wrote: »

Smoking the moment you get out of bed is weird..inhaling tobacco on a dry fuggy throat?!

What's the point in freshening your throat up before inhaling tobacco and making it dry and fuggy again?

uch

7:15 then 2 for the rest of the day

biko

I'm having one right now and it's only just after 1am..

mikom

4:20

somefeen

WHen I was in my smoking heyday.

Sometimes I'd have a fag in bed before getting up. Then I'd have a drink of something and have another on the way into work. Then when I got to work I'd have another with a cup of coffee. Then about half an hour later I'd have another, and possibly another one 5 minutes after that.

30-40 a day I was on by the end.
Christ thank **** I quit now that I type it out!

so smokers have a chart now?

smoke when you wake up?? disgusting!!

wait for 2 hours?? a little better!!

so if i wait till evening does that make me better?


what kind of smoker is the worst?
one that smokes all day from first thing in the morning?

one that smokes 2 fags a day??

one that smokes at 5pm??

whos the best.......

fussyonion

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

What's the point in freshening your throat up before inhaling tobacco and making it dry and fuggy again?

I do understand your point but what I mean is....when you wake in the morning your mouth is dry and awful.
You need to have your mouth moistened before you can enjoy a cig.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Getting into the car, I leave myself about twenty minutes in the morning to shower and shave. Breakfast consists of OJ, I can never bring my body to eat in the morning.

cloud493

Right this second.

Mech1

any real smokers on here?

fussyonion

Mech1 wrote: »

any real smokers on here?

As opposed to...?

Sir Arthur Daley

fussyonion wrote: »

As opposed to...?

Young lads smoking candy sticks

somefeen

WikiHow wrote: »

Young lads smoking candy sticks

Jaysus, how could anyone suck a candy stick before they'd even had breakfast.
Disgusting

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

In bed upon waking usually, baring that soon after some water/coffee.

Mech1

well 1st at 6.45 when alarm goes off, 2nd at 7 up at 7.10 coffee and smoke at 7.20 three in car on 16km drive to work and so on we go 60 per day, too much?

cloud493

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

In bed upon waking usually, baring that soon after some water/coffee.

Wouldn't be smoking in the bed. Ash and smell on the sheets, afraid of dropping it etc.

wazky

Mech1 wrote: »

well 1st at 6.45 when alarm goes off, 2nd at 7 up at 7.10 coffee and smoke at 7.20 three in car on 16km drive to work and so on we go 60 per day, too much?

Borderline id say

Molester Stallone

somefeen wrote: »

Jaysus, how could anyone suck a candy stick before they'd even had breakfast.
Disgusting

I'd hope to get my candystick sucked before breakfast, it would make going to work that little bit more enjoyable.

uch

Anyone that says they "Quit" is a lightweight IMO, when I was a chizzler you either smoked or you did'nt, there was no such thing as quitting

Femme_Fatale

Mech1 wrote: »

well 1st at 6.45 when alarm goes off, 2nd at 7 up at 7.10 coffee and smoke at 7.20 three in car on 16km drive to work and so on we go 60 per day, too much?

I know a guy who used to set his alarm in the middle of the night for a smoke.
Makes zero sense but he did it. He has quit though. Jesus, if he can do it anyone can.

Sir Arthur Daley

uch wrote: »

Anyone that says they "Quit" is a lightweight IMO, when I was a chizzler you either smoked or you did'nt, there was no such thing as quitting

Quitting is for loosers

Mech1

just worked it out, 60 is exaggeration, works out at about 45 or so. 24 hr period

Lenin Skynard

Ah cigarettes, they're like cornflakes. Equally disgusting at any time of the day.

LETHAL LADY

My father-in-law now an ex-smoker used to smoke 80 fags a day. I worked out through my ****e maths that he was lighting up every 18 minutes and given that it would take roughly 5 minutes to smoke a fag he was more or less chain smoking. He was none too happy about me telling him.
I'm a smoker but I always wait to be up, showered and dressed before lighting up.

cloud493

How do you even afford 60 a day :O

Sir Arthur Daley

cloud493 wrote: »

How do you even afford 60 a day :O

If you have 13 young lads.

Lapin

WikiHow wrote: »

Quitting is for loosers

Loosers. :D:D:D

Duck's hoop

I quit some time ago now. Was telling a friend how I'd still love one now and again and he says it never goes away.

His ma quit 26 years ago and last week was saying how for 2 days all she could think about was having an oily rag.

After breakfast, with coffee, outside preferably. That 4-5 minutes of silent peace and contemplation before the day gets going proper. Loved it.

420Sw4gBro9000

Duck's hoop wrote: »

I quit some time ago now. Was telling a friend how I'd still love one now and again and he says it never goes away.

Yes I still have them when I'm drinking with mates but never seem to crave them when drinking with the family.

Lyaiera

Edit: No. Even joking about my smoking is sad. This is all sad. sad, sad, sad.

Sir Arthur Daley

Lyaiera wrote: »

Just after the barman pulls me my first drink. So about half an hour after I'm up.

Light weight, have my own tap by the cot.

FudgeBrownie

I think it's sick how people wake up and first thing they do is have a smoke in bed. Dirtbirds.

gammygils

The minute I wake up. Always. Then sex. Then another.

Dressed then tea and another reading paper. Then Breakfast and another.

That's been my morning routine for years.

God Life is good :pac:

DEFTLEFTHAND

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

I know a guy who used to set his alarm in the middle of the night for a smoke.
Makes zero sense but he did it. He has quit though. Jesus, if he can do it anyone can.

Your friend reminds me of a John Lennon book I read, he never could sleep properly and would wake up in the early hours and head to his kitchen to throw on tea whilst cursing Walter Raleigh for bringing Tobacco to Europe with a cig in his hand waiting for the kettle to boil.

Setting an alarm specifically to get up and smoke sounds bizarre though, it would suggest that he's not a light sleeper, being sound asleep is the one time when you're free from the impulses.

brummytom

Usually 10 or so minutes after waking up. I'm sure it helps me properly 'wake up'.

Oranage2

I don't smoke, amn't I great!

7.45 when i sit down for my coffee.. That's breakfast and then lunch at 12.

Tilly

Don't know how anyone can smoke in bed. Your bedroom must smell manky.

Penny Tration

I used to smoke 40 a day (at the ripe old age of 23-24!). Managed to quit completely, but due to a really sh!tty year, I'm back on them.

Nowhere near to 40 a day though. I have one at 7am when I get out of bed (outside the house, hate smoking inside), one before bed and depending on who may be in my bed, one after sex.

Cee-Jay-Cee

23 minutes before never for me and then I'd have my next one at half past zero. That usually does me for the day.

Michael D Not Higgins

Used to be about halfway to work, so maybe 45 mins to an hour after I woke up. I'm on ecig now and have a drag off that soon after I wake up and then another few drags on my route to work.

Tilly

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

Used to be about halfway to work, so maybe 45 mins to an hour after I woke up. I'm on ecig now and have a drag off that soon after I wake up and then another few drags on my route to work.

Do they taste like smoking coffee or are my taste buds shot?

Stavros Murphy

Mech1 wrote: »

any real smokers on here?

Hang on, I'll just finish me fag and cup of coffee, then I'll be right there. Just up - late night tbh, need a fag right away to kick start the engine. And a coffee.

Michael D Not Higgins

Tilly wrote: »

Do they taste like smoking coffee or are my taste buds shot?

Did you get coffee flavoured e-liquid? I use a minty liquid, think I'll get a chocolate one and mix for mint-choc

Tilly

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

Did you get coffee flavoured e-liquid? I use a minty liquid, think I'll get a chocolate one and mix for mint-choc

I have no idea what I bought but they were rank. Didn't know they came in fancy flavours. Chocolate would weird!

Michael D Not Higgins

Tilly wrote: »

I have no idea what I bought but they were rank. Didn't know they came in fancy flavours. Chocolate would weird!

Oh did you buy a disposible one that looks like a cigarette? Some of those are more cheap than cheerful.

I've found them a great way to cut down. Since getting it in November I've had about 2 or 3 cigarettes (mostly when out over Christmas). I've also saved a fortune and I'm slowly decreasing the nicotine content of the liquids I use with a view to quitting the ecig eventually too. Bonus is there's no smell so I smoke it inside at home, which I never would have done with cigarettes.

Butterface

I used to smoke, and would have one first thing after breakfast but I remember it used to sort of sicken me. It was like I just wanted to get that first cigarette out of the way and then the rest would go down easy. Strange.

I only miss smoking when I'm around friends in the smoking area puffing away. Or when I'm watching True Detective.

Aidric

somefeen wrote: »

Sometimes I'd have a fag in bed before getting up.

Smoking in the bedroom. :eek: I draw the line there.

I'm only a social smoker anyway but I never have a craving for a smoke in the morning.

MonstaMash

Man I used to love a nice fat roll-up & a triple expresso to jump start me in the morning...

Nothing much has changed, except now I have a tobacco/whiskey/caramel/vanilla vape with my expresso