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Close shaves (with death)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,223 ✭✭✭Michael D Not Higgins


    davlacey wrote: »
    i got locked out on my balcony 3rd floor apartment, so i thought if i could get on the balcony below me the neighbours could let me back into the building, and i could wait for the misses to come home from work with the keys. i thought if i hung from the bottom of my balcony id be able to reach the hand railing of the balcony below me, how wrong was i about 3 foot to short hung there for about 2 mins till i got the balls to swing myself in on the balcony underneath never forget it.

    Reminds me of World War Z (book not the movie)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    While mildly intoxicated, I fainted while sitting on a wall and fell backwards. Wall was about 5ft high on one side, but was 7-8 ft high on the side I fell. Landed on my head on top of concrete and broken glass. Friend drove me to hospital for an xray, but it was just some muscle damage.

    Since I fainted, I fell like a rag doll and reckon that's why I didn't break my neck. If i was awake, I would have seized up and probably be lucky to be breathing with a machine right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Nearly hung to death from a tree, hood got caught on a stump on the tree.

    I had bad whiplash for a few weeks after.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭positron


    Was it a Continental DC-10?

    No, so it wasn't my flight that shed that piece of titanium strip. You have piqued my interest in this , but I can't find 25th July 2000's flight schedule for Charles De Gualle. If I remember correctly I was flying Air France to Dublin, or could have been Air France or British Airways to LHR .. memory is fading.. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    While swimming on holiday, a current dragged me out very far. I spent about ten minutes swimming against it, being dragged further and further out, then went under. A guy in a boat jumped out and dragged me back to land.

    Second time that I nearly drowned, and it was right after I finally (after 14 years!) got over my fear of water enough to swim. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭Meanaspie


    billie1b wrote: »
    I had already switched it back on to allow the balls to recycle up the S bend onto the rack, my own stupidity also, but I hadn't cleared the lane back to the reception, so they never should have turned it on. I find it funny now but by god was I a lucky fúcker.

    Ah the memories bowling machines can be death traps if you're not careful! Once had the table fall on my back when I released a pin out of range that was pinned at an angle to the lane, stupid me was leaning in over the gate too. Sore yes but thankfully no real injuries!

    Seen many a hand caught int eh ball return too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    I was in the attic and lost my footing putting both legs through the ceiling. I caught onto a rafter and hauled myself back up.

    It was over the stairwell with a three story drop onto a tiled concrete floor!

    Gives me the shivers even thinking about it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,417 ✭✭✭Diemos


    Jumped off a pier in March one year, only person without a wetsuit, as soon as I hit the water everything just seized up, I could not even call for help, nothing worked, luckily one of the lads was a trained lifeguard and he fished me out.

    Had meningitis - meningococcal septicaemia as a child, spent a long time in hospital.

    I ran in front of a car on O'Connell street as a teenager, there was 2 buses stopped at a red light, a car in the furthest lane away, the little man had just turned red and I decided to chance it, the car did not see me and floored it on green, then I must have come out of nowhere passed their bonnet. Silly mistake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,924 ✭✭✭billie1b


    Meanaspie wrote: »
    Ah the memories bowling machines can be death traps if you're not careful! Once had the table fall on my back when I released a pin out of range that was pinned at an angle to the lane, stupid me was leaning in over the gate too. Sore yes but thankfully no real injuries!

    Seen many a hand caught int eh ball return too!

    Got my arm stuck in the ball return! Thankfully it was a kids ball so only light, still have the scar. Had a drunk fool throw a ball down the lane on me whilst fixing the pin table, luckily the gate was down. Some clowns out there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭fundi


    car skidded years ago, lucky not to be killed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,558 ✭✭✭RoboRat


    I technically died in the back of an ambulance when I was 22. Was given penicillin and went into anaphylactic shock. For some reason I had decided to go to the shops with my mother (was off sick with a chest infection) and if I didn't, I would have died as I only barely survived due to being in the car with her.

    Doesn't come much closer than that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    During the bad storms last week I had two close shaves. I was in the garden picking up bits of debris when a brick flew past my head and brushed off my ear.
    Three inches to the left and I was probably dead or a vegetable for the rest of my life.
    My ear was bleeding badly and I was brought into casualty. On the way into casualty, a branch flew off a tree and landed about five feet in front of the car. It was big enough so that it would have probably smashed the windscreen and/or the roof.

    Surely, after that guardian angels must exist?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    thelad95 wrote: »

    Surely, after that guardian angels must exist?

    Nope, someone wants you dead though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    When I was 11, i was packing my school bag in my bedroom and I remembered I needed my Scribe for metal work class. I fished it out and walked toward my bed with the intention of packing it.
    I tripped, fell forward and my head hit the bed frame. It held me up.
    I could feel a pinch in my stomach. The tip of the scribe was pressed against my stomach.
    If I was even an inch further away from the bed, I would have impaled myself. Stupid me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    Back in my younger student days in the early 90's I was sharing a flat with my boyfriend, who met in college. We discovered heroin , not helped by the fact that everyone who lived in the 4 other flats adjoining our hallway either used or sold it.
    One morning we were broke and sick, and the guy. In the flat across the way heard and threw us in a free bit, as we were friends with him and his girl.
    Of course I thought this was great. We lived in a double bedsit and it had a large bathroom in which ya could fit our great big executive chair we had found in a skip. We prepared the drug and I was to be first, with my partner doing the necessary as I havebaways been exceedingly squeamish.
    So I'm sitting on this chair with my eyes closed tight, could feel my partners hand on mine. He was wearing blue jumper and jeans. However, after the 'hit' of the drug, I opened my eyes expecting to see my partner. I opened my eyes and a tall (7ft) Male figure wearing a black robe was standing straight in front of me. I looked around but my partner was gone from the room. Twas weird, I wasnt frightened - probably as I was stoned out of my mind..
    The dark tall figure never said a word, he opened his arms and unfolded me in his cape, then everything went black and I had the strong sensation of falling, looked at the walls of the big hole or well and they were made of brick, and as I fell I could see ledges on different levels of whatever I wa falling,this was the scariest part, it was like there was a theatre box type structure built inside this 'well'.
    I began noticing that red demon like creatures with small horns were watching and grinning at me from these box structures. They seemed to wear decorative rings of silver with engravings them. They were really menacing looking and I began to get scared then, and notice a strong heat and hear noises of moaning and screaming.
    I could see I was going land , and just then came around to the real world of my flat where were loads of people, all the neighbours, my partner was roaring crying and I was soaked, someone had tried putting me in the bath with cold water. My chest covered bruises from the CPR that was done on me. My face was grey, lips blue, really freaky looking.
    Now heroin is not a hallucinogenic drug. I wasn't tripping, I know that day I nearly died, apparently I was not breathing for several minutes.
    I have looked up near death experiences (NDE) and most people get the 'nice' NDE- you know, angels or words of wisdom from past relatives hand friends. I had a 'negative NDE, which occurs in approx 5% of these experiences. Typical :-)

    It made me change my life round pretty dramatically, I left that flat within a week to go to a residential treatment place, and now I cant watch films with demons in them, scares the shyte outta me.

    P.S. I'm not a religious person or anything, but did have the fear if hell bet into me as a child.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,456 ✭✭✭bogwalrus


    zef wrote: »
    Back in my younger student days in the early 90's I was sharing a flat with my boyfriend, who met in college. We discovered heroin , not helped by the fact that everyone who lived in the 4 other flats adjoining our hallway either used or sold it.
    One morning we were broke and sick, and the guy. In the flat across the way heard and threw us in a free bit, as we were friends with him and his girl.
    Of course I thought this was great. We lived in a double bedsit and it had a large bathroom in which ya could fit our great big executive chair we had found in a skip. We prepared the drug and I was to be first, with my partner doing the necessary as I havebaways been exceedingly squeamish.
    So I'm sitting on this chair with my eyes closed tight, could feel my partners hand on mine. He was wearing blue jumper and jeans. However, after the 'hit' of the drug, I opened my eyes expecting to see my partner. I opened my eyes and a tall (7ft) Male figure wearing a black robe was standing straight in front of me. I looked around but my partner was gone from the room. Twas weird, I wasnt frightened - probably as I was stoned out of my mind..
    The dark tall figure never said a word, he opened his arms and unfolded me in his cape, then everything went black and I had the strong sensation of falling, looked at the walls of the big hole or well and they were made of brick, and as I fell I could see ledges on different levels of whatever I wa falling,this was the scariest part, it was like there was a theatre box type structure built inside this 'well'.
    I began noticing that red demon like creatures with small horns were watching and grinning at me from these box structures. They seemed to wear decorative rings of silver with engravings them. They were really menacing looking and I began to get scared then, and notice a strong heat and hear noises of moaning and screaming.
    I could see I was going land , and just then came around to the real world of my flat where were loads of people, all the neighbours, my partner was roaring crying and I was soaked, someone had tried putting me in the bath with cold water. My chest covered bruises from the CPR that was done on me. My face was grey, lips blue, really freaky looking.
    Now heroin is not a hallucinogenic drug. I wasn't tripping, I know that day I nearly died, apparently I was not breathing for several minutes.
    I have looked up near death experiences (NDE) and most people get the 'nice' NDE- you know, angels or words of wisdom from past relatives hand friends. I had a 'negative NDE, which occurs in approx 5% of these experiences. Typical :-)

    It made me change my life round pretty dramatically, I left that flat within a week to go to a residential treatment place, and now I cant watch films with demons in them, scares the shyte outta me.


    WOW!!!!!! Well done to you for surviving that and never turning back to that nasty habbit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    A Bic disposable razor is the closest shave i've had with death.

    You'd want a steady hand and ice cool nerves handling those bad boys


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Lost control of an old Skyline on a patch of black ice in the Snowy Mountains when I was in Australia. Fishtailed and skidded for about 30 meters before somehow managing to get it back under control not far from the edge of the road, where there was a fierce drop down the side of the mountain. That got the heart pumping.

    Also got electrocuted by an exposed wire on an electric lawnmower when I was about 12 but, somehow, was pretty much unharmed.

    Nearly drowned in Portugal when I was 4, sister fished me out of the pool. So thanks for that sis.

    Had my head kicked to a bloody pulp on O'Connell Bridge and, despite having a head like a balloon the next day suffered no serious injuries, not even a concussion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,581 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    Fell on a spiked railing when I was 9, luckily it went through my leg and just left me upside down with a fleshwound. It was 1/4" away from my femoral arterty and that was a little close for my parents' comfort.

    Drove motorcycles when I was younger and had two low-speed crashes (~30mph). First one I flipped over the bonnet of a car and landed on the back of my neck/head, no real damage done. Second one a van pulled out in front of me and I drove the bike into their driver's door with my head going through their window. If the van pulled out a few seconds later I'd have been T-boned into the side of the van. Considering I ended up with a broken wrist, a to the bone cut below the knee, chipped TFCC on my shin and a shattered femur in the real world scenario I don't fancy my outcome had I the T-bone scenario come to pass


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭Boots234


    I woke up after vomiting in my sleep one morning after getting drunk the night before. I was only about 16 or 17. It still gives me the shivers thinking about it


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 40 CollyFowler


    The closest was when I swam the length of a pool and back again under water. There was those pool heat retainer things on top of it. About 1/2 way back I knew my breath was gonna give out and I stupidly tried to push the cover up from underneath hurting my back in the meantime.

    I barely managed to get back to the starting point with seconds to spare.

    Still gives me shivers just thinking about it.

    I never messed around with water ever again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,887 ✭✭✭dmc17


    bogwalrus wrote: »
    I opened the other post thinking it was going to be close shaves as in nearly killing yourself. Was very disappointed.

    It did make me remember of the time I nearly killed myself.

    Was driving back to kerry the next day after a nights drinking in limerick and pretty much fell asleep at the wheel. I had 3 passengers with me. Luckily my girlfriend at the time screamed when I veered in to oncoming traffic. It was such a close one. Was easily going 100. Lyric fm on the radio must have put me on a trance. I always turn that station off whenever something soothing comes on.

    Anyone else have a close shave with death?

    Is this you OP?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,103 ✭✭✭Tiddlypeeps


    Ruptured appendix as a kid, 3 GPs told my mother it was a stomach bug before she took me to hospital.

    Similar thing happened me except my mother took me straight to the hospital because I had said the pain was on the right hand side. The doctors kept trying to send us home saying it was a stomach bug but somehow my mother was convinced it was appendicitis and refused point blank to leave until they ran some more tests. We were there for hours before my mother convinced them to send a more senior doctor to look at me. He took one look at me and knew my appendix had burst, I was rushed into surgery straight away.

    I was about 7/8 at the time, I was mortified that my mother was making such a scene. I believed the doctors and figured it was just a bad bug and that my mother was just over reacting. I would have died has she listened to them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    Came off motorbike due to someone in a car overtaking on a corner, swerving to avoid oncoming car and pushed me into the grass/ditch.

    a$$hole didn't even stop.

    Landed about 20 meters from the motorbike.

    Jumped up immediately checked for anything broken, thought WOO HOO ... then immediately vomited and then feinted shortly after.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,456 ✭✭✭bogwalrus


    dmc17 wrote: »
    Is this you OP?



    Ha ha . No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭davlacey


    Came off motorbike due to someone in a car overtaking on a corner, swerving to avoid oncoming car and pushed me into the grass/ditch.

    a$$hole didn't even stop.

    Landed about 20 meters from the motorbike.

    Jumped up immediately checked for anything broken, thought WOO HOO ... then immediately vomited and then feinted shortly after.

    i d say you had travel sickness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    Fell out of a Moving Car once, thing is, I was driving. Off me nut on mushrooms and opened the door to pull in the seatbelt in case of check points while going round a bend, fell out and hit me head off the ground.Not a brother on my sance

    22/25



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