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The best compliment you ever received from a member of the opposite sex

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  • #242
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    They'll have to bury me in a Y-shaped coffin!


  • #243
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stained Class wrote: »
    They'll have to bury me in a Y-shaped coffin!

    You one of the village people?


  • #244
    spiralism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,299 ✭✭✭spiralism


    "Youre unreal at sec" was a memorable drunken text.

    spiralism - sec god :pac:


  • #245
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    spiralism wrote: »
    "Youre unreal at sec" was a memorable drunken text.

    spiralism - sec god :pac:

    Arragh here, what is said during a sexting session does not count. Or is that secting?


  • #246
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You one of the village people?

    Village people....That would be a C shaped coffin. Think about it!


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  • #247
    rizzodun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Arragh here, what is said during a sexting session does not count. Or is that secting?

    Spiralism is great at setting up religious cults.... That escalated quickly!


  • #248
    yawhat!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭yawhat!


    Fcuk your big.

    Take it easy.

    Your hurting me.

    Reverse oral instead?


  • #249
    H2UMrsRobinson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭H2UMrsRobinson


    Husband says quite a bit, "your not just me wife ya me best mate too"

    Gets me every time.


  • #250
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    yawhat! wrote: »
    Fcuk your big.

    Take it easy.

    Your hurting me.

    Reverse oral instead?

    That doesn't sound like a compliment. It sounds like "this sex is crap cause he is too big, I'll just give him head and get this over with"


  • #251
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,877 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Haha I got that Saturday night. My friend and I were out and another friend we've known for quite a while like, had absolutely no idea we were "that old" :D he insisted we must be taking the piss!
    To be fair, I fell for it hook line and sinker when dannie told me you were 21...

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  • #252
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,877 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    The best compliment I've ever gotten would have to be the now Mrs Sleepy saying "yes".

    Or going back a few years, a girl I'd had a brief fling with a year or two before calling me out of the blue because she needed "cheering up" and had never found someone as good as me in bed again... That one felt fantastic but I'm pretty certain it was a chemistry thing as I'd have rated her as one of the best I'd ever taken to bed.

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  • #253
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sleepy wrote: »
    To be fair, I fell for it hook line and sinker when dannie told me you were 21...

    Yeh that pic I referred to in my other post I was 21 in so either I looked old then or I look young now! Fairly sure it's the latter :D


  • #254
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »
    Husband says quite a bit, "your not just me wife ya me best mate too"

    Gets me every time.


    Love that one. My luva told me that and we both had a cry like a pair of saps.


  • #255
    missierex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭missierex


    Met a girl on a date, slept over.

    A few days later she texted me saying she loved me....


  • #256
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    missierex wrote: »
    Met a girl on a date, slept over.

    A few days later she texted me saying she loved me....

    LOL


  • #257
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    missierex wrote: »
    Met a girl on a date, slept over.

    A few days later she texted me saying she loved me....


    I like the way you get straight to the point when you're telling a story :D


  • #258
    missierex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭missierex


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I like the way you get straight to the point when you're telling a story :D

    That really was the whole story! Needless to say I quickly put an abrupt end to the texting :rolleyes:


  • #259
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    missierex wrote: »
    Met a girl on a date, slept over.

    A few days later she texted me saying she loved me....

    Thinly-veiled I'm-Hung-Like-A-Tyrannosaurus post. :D


  • #260
    missierex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭missierex


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Thinly-veiled I'm-Hung-Like-A-Tyrannosaurus post. :D

    I sure hope not...I'm a girl :eek:


  • #261
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    missierex wrote: »
    I sure hope not...I'm a girl :eek:

    I love you.


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  • #262
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    missierex wrote: »
    I sure hope not...I'm a girl :eek:

    Thinly-veiled I-Have-A-Strap-On-The-Size-Of-A-Tower-Crane-Operator's-Thermos post. :D


  • #263
    missierex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭missierex


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Thinly-veiled I-Have-A-Strap-On-The-Size-Of-A-Tower-Crane-Operator's-Thermos post. :D

    No strap-ons involved, it was all me... I simply can't help being so amazing! :P


  • #264
    we'llallhavetea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    missierex wrote: »
    No strap-ons involved, it was all me... I simply can't help being so amazing! :P

    scissoring queen?! :P


  • #265
    missierex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭missierex


    aya startin wha wrote: »
    scissoring queen?! :P

    Not all lesbians are mad into scissoring, it's pretty awkward, legs and feet everywhere! I prefer the more straightforward approach.

    I'll leave that up to your imagination!


  • #266
    we'llallhavetea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    missierex wrote: »
    Not all lesbians are mad into scissoring, it's pretty awkward, legs and feet everywhere! I prefer the more straightforward approach.

    I'll leave that up to your imagination!

    i cant say i'm not a little disappointed :(


    :P


  • #267
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    aya startin wha wrote: »
    i cant say i'm not a little disappointed :(


    :P


    Cut up about it even...


    /groan :p


  • #268
    we'llallhavetea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Cut up about it even...


    /groan :p

    badumptish!


  • #269
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Cut up about it even...


    /groan :p

    Oh f'cheeses sake Czarky... :pac::pac::pac:


  • #270
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I was spending a lot of time in my partners house, he has 2 housemates. I was talking to the guy and I asked him did it bother him that I'm there so much. He's brutally honest, so I thought he'd say yeah....he said no because I make him laugh and we get on great.

    The girl said I can put my toothbrush in her holder and use her shampoo and shower gel.

    I was really touched :o


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  • #271
    snowbabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭snowbabe


    Been told I'm a milf indirectly by teenagers friends,don't know if its really a compliment or not!Suppose its better than not being a milf :)


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