The best compliment you ever received from a member of the opposite sex

Aphex

For me: "You are amazing in bed" (my head blew up for weeks after that)

Another girl said: "You'd give Ryan Gosling a run for his money".. I think she wears glasses these days..

Another one said: "You have a nice neck"


Continue, you sexy folk you :cool:

Mariasofia

Aphex wrote: »

For me: "You are amazing in bed" (my head blew up for weeks after that)

Another girl said: "You'd give Ryan Gosling a run for his money".. I think she wears glasses these days..

Another one said: "You have a nice neck"


Continue, you sexy folk you :cool:

Aphex you are the most modest person I have ever met!
Hows that for you?

Smidge

Aphex wrote: »

For me: "You are amazing in bed" (my head blew up for weeks after that)

Another girl said: "You'd give Ryan Gosling a run for his money".. I think she wears glasses these days..

Another one said: "You have a nice neck"


Continue, you sexy folk you :cool:

I love these kinda dreams, they're the best

orangesoda

A friend i was giving a lift back from school
'I don't want to sound pervy but you're getting very muscular'
I typically changed the conversation as i'm an awkward fellow

Tigger

you've ruined me for my husband

Sir Arthur Daley

"Something is wrong with you but I like it."

Aphex

Mariasofia wrote: »

Aphex you are the most modest person I have ever met!
Hows that for you?

C'mon, it's Valentines night and I'm lonely. I need to believe I can be loved by somebody again

uch

Take it out, you're hurting me

chinacup

My ex named his daughter with his girlfriend after me. Some might say that's slimey but I was touched

Cantremember

Aphex wrote: »

For me: "You are amazing in bed" (my head blew up for weeks after that)

Another girl said: "You'd give Ryan Gosling a run for his money".. I think she wears glasses these days..

Another one said: "You have a nice neck"


Continue, you sexy folk you :cool:

Insecurity surfacing in the seeking of affirmation from strangers. Embarrassing.

Smidge

Aphex wrote: »

C'mon, it's Valentines night and I'm lonely. I need to believe I can be loved by somebody again

I don't think it would be humanly possible for any man who would look like Ryan Gosling to be alone on ANY night of the year. I would imagine you would have to hire staff to do crowd control :eek:

Aphex

Cantremember wrote: »

Insecurity surfacing in the seeking of affirmation from strangers. Embarrassing.

As I explained up above

Smidge

uch wrote: »

Take it out, you're hurting me

Are you a dentist?

chinacup

uch wrote: »

Take it out, you're hurting me

U single?

johnayo

The big knob brigade will be in shortly. It won't end well.:D

robertxxx

Whaoo get that thing away from me the size of it!
Needless to say she enjoyed it.

Mumm_ra

That was A1 Sharon -A1

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

'You're so good in bed'

This was from a married woman too, and I was only 24 so I was pretty chuffed.

johnayo

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: »

'You're so good in bed'

This was from a married woman too, and I was only 24 so I was pretty chuffed.

Good man.

Aphex

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: »

'You're so good in bed'

This was from a married woman too, and I was only 24 so I was pretty chuffed.

Good stuff dude

hjkl

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: »

'You're so good in bed'

This was from a married woman too, and I was only 24 so I was pretty chuffed.

Someone buy this man a pint.

Sir Arthur Daley

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: »

'You're so good in bed'

This was from a married woman too, and I was only 24 so I was pretty chuffed.

Just because a woman is married it doesn't make her experienced.

Aphex

WikiHow wrote: »

Just because a woman is married it doesn't make her experienced.

He still fucked a married woman :P

anncoates

"You stand out".

The King of Moo

"You give Aphex a run for his money."

Aphex

The King of Moo wrote: »

"You give Aphex a run for his money."

:P

Smidge

anncoates wrote: »

"You stand out".

Was that a compliment or a request?

Cienciano

WikiHow wrote: »

"Something is wrong with you but I like it."

She was into genital warts?

Ghost Buster

Kind of a back handed one but,, I, a chap of average looks managed to bag a drunken one night stand with the unobtainable hottie in the outer fringes of my social group in my student days. Heard back from a mutual female friend that I was "Wayyyy better than you'd expect"

"great tits“ said the stranger who walked past me.

Made my day :-)

robertxxx

Not if your male.

Smidge

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Kind of a back handed one but,, Im a chap of average looks managed to bag a drunken one night stand with the unobtainable hottie in the outer fringes of my social group in my student days. Heard back from a mutual female friend that I was "Wayyyy better than youd expect"

I tip my hat to your sense of optimism Sir

uch

Smidge wrote: »

Are you a dentist?

Nah why would I hurt myself

The Backwards Man

An old lady once told me I make lovely tea.



That compliment has a special place in my heart, I'll always remember it fondly. It was the last words she spoke before she died.

roy rodgers

anncoates wrote: »

"You stand out".

so did christy browne

Sir Arthur Daley

The Backwards Man wrote: »

An old lady once told me I make lovely tea.



That compliment has a special place in my heart, I'll always remember it fondly. It was the last words she spoke before she died.

You poisoned an old lady?

The other fella

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

"great tits“ said the stranger who walked past me.

Made my day :-)

Pics or GTFO.

whynothey

when gettin a roll from a deli

old woman: ''gosh youre awful mannerly, that's lovely to see''


...im not a big hit with the younger ladies.

Sauve

Not exactly a compliment but I was out last weekend and a guy came over to me at the bar and said

"I've a great big set of balls on me darlin'. Would you like to have a good time?"

Smidge

Sauve wrote: »

Not exactly a compliment but I was out last weekend and a guy came over to me at the bar and said

"I've a great big set of balls on me darlin'. Would you like to have a good time?"

:D:D
That gave me a good laugh!
Charmer, eh?

Sauve

Smidge wrote: »

:D:D
That gave me a good laugh!
Charmer, eh?

He wasn't joking

If he was it'd be hilarious, but he wasn't

Smidge

Sauve wrote: »

He wasn't joking

If he was it'd be hilarious, but he wasn't

Has informing a woman that they have a big pair of balls ever worked in the seduction of any woman ANYWHERE?

The Backwards Man

WikiHow wrote: »

You poisoned an old lady?

Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky WikiHow.:rolleyes:

:pac:

beks101

A work colleague once told me I was a "phenomenal human being" before. He also happened to be male and not hitting on me or anything, still makes me smile thinking about it.

I get the odd boob comment too as I've a pair of knockers on me. Shine wore off those ones at about the age of 16 or so

anncoates

roy rodgers wrote: »

so did christy browne

I asked for a fucking thank not a philosophy lesson.

Sauve

Smidge wrote: »

Has informing a woman that they have a big pair of balls ever worked in the seduction of any woman ANYWHERE?

Not that I know of!
I don't even see the advantage tbh, maybe I'm missing something :pac:

knarkypants

Smidge wrote: »

Has informing a woman that they have a big pair of balls ever worked in the seduction of any woman ANYWHERE?

Worked in seduction...no
Worked at getting yourself a good kick in said balls...definitely! :D

TheShizz

Smidge wrote: »

Has informing a woman that they have a big pair of balls ever worked in the seduction of any woman ANYWHERE?

Tallaght.

Joe prim

arf91 wrote: »

My ex named his daughter with his girlfriend after me. Some might say that's slimey but I was touched

Arf91 McGillicuddy, yeah, she's in my son's class at school.Lovely quiet girl.

The Backwards Man

Sauve wrote: »

He wasn't joking

If he was it'd be hilarious, but he wasn't

Were they that visible?

Karl Stein

'You're so easy to be with'.