Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

Penny Tration · 18-02-2014 09:22PM

maguic24 wrote: »

Well I have very black, very thick hair, very coarse hair. So shaving down there is not an option, it's like the fecking Amazon rainforest if I don't take care of it.

:pac: That may explain it. I have very little body hair, and it's fair.

Professey Chin · 18-02-2014 09:23PM

Just give me a girl with a sense of adventure and im set!

maguic24 · 18-02-2014 09:24PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

You'll get those with waxing too...

So I'm told... >_>

I leave it to the professionals and use exfoliator in between waxes.

GalwayGuy2 · 18-02-2014 09:26PM

Shaving leads to a lot of inappropriate scratching.

And for men, lost of awkward boners.

WilyCoyote · 18-02-2014 09:49PM

I frequently fantasize about girls with a dreadlocked rain forest down there.

shopaholic01 · 18-02-2014 09:50PM

WilyCoyote wrote: »

I frequently fantasize about girls with a dreadlocked rain forest down there.

:eek:
Sounds a bit crusty.

Aidric · 18-02-2014 09:52PM

yayabalexreya wrote: »

****ty knickers. ugh

Nothing quite kills the passion like a well skidded white undies.

orangesoda · 18-02-2014 09:55PM

maguic24 wrote: »

Hello.

Hello, i like your hair.

Regarding the thread again i remembered that i have a thing for women with dreadlocks

Muise... · 18-02-2014 10:06PM

Turn offs:

the term "down there"

people discussing their haircare down there -I have noted your various topiaries and find it about as sexy as trainspotting. Manespotting, my new boffintastic hobby.

SpaceCowb0y · 18-02-2014 10:07PM

Turn on: girls who like the great outdoors... in all capacities! I always look at hot snowboarder chicks when i'm away and think to myself, if i could just steer a few of the girls i know out of the pubs/clubs and onto the slopes they would dramatically increase in sexyness! If they get good well then that's even better, seeing girls busting tricks is a massive turn on for me!

Also women who are up for a spot of festival camping and aren't the princess type afraid of a weekend in the mud where the closest thing to a wash is a few bay wipes and a bit of deodorant! Nothing screams "well up for the banter" like festival chicks in wellys

maguic24 · 18-02-2014 10:10PM

orangesoda wrote: »

Hello, i like your hair.

Regarding the thread again i remembered that i have a thing for women with dreadlocks

I know rejection when I see it. *sniffles*

I have long silky black hair and very pale skin. You know yer wan out of the ring, yeah? I look like her but I'm not that skinny.

orangesoda · 18-02-2014 10:16PM

maguic24 wrote: »

I know rejection when I see it. *sniffles*

I have long silky black hair and very pale skin. You know yer wan out of the ring, yeah? I look like her but I'm not that skinny.

Funnily enough i don't like overly skinny lasses

stop animal cruelty · 18-02-2014 10:23PM

maguic24 wrote: »

I know rejection when I see it. *sniffles*

I have long silky black hair and very pale skin. You know yer wan out of the ring, yeah? I look like her but I'm not that skinny.

but do you have the muster accent???

maguic24 · 18-02-2014 10:26PM

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

but do you have the muster accent???

No, I'm from the Midlands. I have a flat(ish) midlands accent except when I get angry and I end up elongating my vowels.

Raaaaaaaaaaging.

stop animal cruelty · 18-02-2014 10:30PM

Turn ons: Into music, travel, outdoors, adventure......although l can mind myself a huge turn on for me is a strong man that will mind you, stick up for you....doesnt have to be tough but someone whos no fear and a family man! and brown eyes makes me melt :P

Turn offs: long nails, bad hygiene, lack of empathy, cockiness, laziness, judgemental

Galwayguy35 · 19-02-2014 02:16AM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

And for men, lost of awkward boners.

How would shaving give you and awkward boner?

GalwayGuy2 · 19-02-2014 08:50AM

How would shaving give you and awkward boner?

Itchiness on the side of the penis and above the ballsack.

It may be because I'm just paying attention to the itch, or blood rushes to my penis in that situation.

In fairness, lit's a bit less than half-mast rather than full on.

ivytwine · 19-02-2014 11:27AM

orangesoda wrote: »

I like all women but preferably women with dark hair and pale skin, i don't like loud mouthed women who drink alot. I like ladies with munster accents a lot too.

Dark Hair: Tick

Pale Skin: Tick

Munster Accent: Tick (I've been told it's very nice too!)

Loudmouth who drinks a lot: Oh.... :P

SpaceCowb0y · 19-02-2014 12:23PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Itchiness on the side of the penis and above the ballsack.

It may be because I'm just paying attention to the itch, or blood rushes to my penis in that situation.

In fairness, lit's a bit less than half-mast rather than full on.

FFS...

Czarcasm · 19-02-2014 12:43PM

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

but do you have the muster accent???

ivytwine wrote: »

Dark Hair: Tick

Pale Skin: Tick

Munster Accent: Tick (I've been told it's very nice too!)

Loudmouth who drinks a lot: Oh.... :P

Could somebody explain what this is, because there's an awful difference in speech patterns and intonation, etc between the accents of each county! I can understand somebody from Tipperary or Waterford a lot sooner than I'd understand somebody from Kerry or Cork.

To be fair though, I have no idea what people are saying to me half the time anyway, but once I get used to their speech pattern I'm grand

ivytwine · 19-02-2014 12:51PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Could somebody explain what this is, because there's an awful difference in speech patterns and intonation, etc between the accents of each county! I can understand somebody from Tipperary or Waterford a lot sooner than I'd understand somebody from Kerry or Cork.

To be fair though, I have no idea what people are saying to me half the time anyway, but once I get used to their speech pattern I'm grand

Orangesoda does need to be more specific, there is a hell of a difference between Kerry and Tipp for example.

Cork City and anywhere south of Kanturk: high, sing-song, boooiiii! Roy Keane accent.

Limerick: flatter, quieter, Dolores O'Riordan would be the extreme county accent, Rubberbandits the extreme city.

Kerry: arooo. Jackie Healy Rae.

Clare: deeper, wesht of Ireland. Davy Fitz, but he sounds quite Limerick in my opinion.

Tipp: flat, broad. Pat Shortt in the D'Unbelievables.

Waterford: flat, similar to Wexford and Kilkenny. Waherford. The Mario Rosenstock character in the Aviva ads.

Within that the accent changes slightly every ten miles or so. Incredible variety of accents in Ireland.

Myself, I'm from the Cork/Limerick border. I've the best of both those accents, people never think I'm from Cork though, so I probably sound quite Limerick.

FollatonWood · 19-02-2014 01:12PM

Turn ons: Dark hair, strong broad build (decent legs please), open minded, sense of humour (witty, not stupidly funny), empathy, tattoos (GOOD tattoos that is), ambitious, driven, creative, assertive, confident, intelligent, strong willed (can hold their own in an argument), caring, considerate, opinionated, own sense of personal style - i.e., at least HAVE one.

Turn offs: Narrow-minded, overly insecure, 'yes' men - i.e doormats, skinny, messer - lack of responsibility, overly 'easygoing' - that's just lazy, not able for a slagging, no desire to further themselves in life

SpaceCowb0y · 19-02-2014 01:13PM

FollatonWood wrote: »

Turn ons: Dark hair, strong broad build (decent legs please), open minded, sense of humour (witty, not stupidly funny), empathy, tattoos (GOOD tattoos that is), ambitious, driven, creative, assertive, confident, intelligent, strong willed (can hold their own in an argument), caring, considerate, opinionated, own sense of personal style - i.e., at least HAVE one.

Turn offs: Narrow-minded, overly insecure, 'yes' men - i.e doormats, skinny, messer - lack of responsibility, overly 'easygoing' - that's just lazy, not able for a slagging, no desire to further themselves in life

How you doin?

orangesoda · 19-02-2014 04:58PM

ivytwine wrote: »

Orangesoda does need to be more specific, there is a hell of a difference between Kerry and Tipp for example.

Cork City and anywhere south of Kanturk: high, sing-song, boooiiii! Roy Keane accent.

Limerick: flatter, quieter, Dolores O'Riordan would be the extreme county accent, Rubberbandits the extreme city.

Kerry: arooo. Jackie Healy Rae.

Clare: deeper, wesht of Ireland. Davy Fitz, but he sounds quite Limerick in my opinion.

Tipp: flat, broad. Pat Shortt in the D'Unbelievables.

Waterford: flat, similar to Wexford and Kilkenny. Waherford. The Mario Rosenstock character in the Aviva ads.

Within that the accent changes slightly every ten miles or so. Incredible variety of accents in Ireland.

Myself, I'm from the Cork/Limerick border. I've the best of both those accents, people never think I'm from Cork though, so I probably sound quite Limerick.

The sort of accent kerry culchies have or pat shortt from tipperary, not the accent roy keane has like or the cork hurler like, whats his name like? Sean Og O hAilpin like, cork city accent sounds like cavan like. Anna Geary also has a great accent, camogie player

jessiejam · 19-02-2014 05:24PM

THT wrote: »

A triangular gap between her legs. Pure sexiness.

I would think that is more pure anorexicness imo

SpaceCowb0y · 19-02-2014 05:38PM

Turn off: A big gap between a girls two front teeth... i'm a teeth freak! Having a nice smile is essential

WilyCoyote · 19-02-2014 08:36PM

shopaholic01 wrote: »

:eek:
Sounds a bit crusty.

Ees OK sista! I wears a helmet

GalwayGuy2 · 19-02-2014 10:18PM

FFS...

http://i.imgur.com/zqka37j.jpg

That can't be the most shocking thing in this tread :P

maguic24 · 19-02-2014 11:06PM

jessiejam wrote: »

I would think that is more pure anorexicness imo

Box cap....??? You have to be toned to have a box cap, not anorexic. Curvy girls can have box caps if they squat.

ivytwine · 19-02-2014 11:40PM

orangesoda wrote: »

The sort of accent kerry culchies have or pat shortt from tipperary, not the accent roy keane has like or the cork hurler like, whats his name like? Sean Og O hAilpin like, cork city accent sounds like cavan like. Anna Geary also has a great accent, camogie player

I went to school with Anna Geary

:P

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