Have you made any plans for your death?

danniemcq · 17-02-2014 01:35PM

My mates have all been told what to do,

what harddrives to run magnets over, what boxes to burn, what componants from my PC they get, who gets my DVDs etc. All that is sorted.

I have also told them to get a keg or 3 for the wake and i've told my OH to move on whenever she wants to and not worry about it.

Oh yeah i'm getting buried with a mobile phone too. I should still get some sort of reception in case of emergency

danniemcq · 17-02-2014 01:35PM

IK09 wrote: »

Read an article late last year that said the cost of dying and having everything taken care of is €15,000

getting a bill like that'd kill ya

Muise... · 17-02-2014 01:57PM

DannieHasABrazilian wrote: »

My mates have all been told what to do,

what harddrives to run magnets over, what boxes to burn, what componants from my PC they get, who gets my DVDs etc. All that is sorted.

I have also told them to get a keg or 3 for the wake and i've told my OH to move on whenever she wants to and not worry about it.

Oh yeah i'm getting buried with a mobile phone too. I should still get some sort of reception in case of emergency

While most are focused on legal matters, I'm seeing a start-up opportunity for Legacy Cleaners Ltd. We would specialise in data destruction and tact.

After every trace of me has been deleted from the Earth, I'd like my coffin to be carried by people of wildly different heights, wearing clown noses and flippers, and my naked body to be buried under a nice oul tree somewhere.

danniemcq · 17-02-2014 02:03PM

Muise... wrote: »

While most are focused on legal matters, I'm seeing a start-up opportunity for Legacy Cleaners Ltd. We would specialise in data destruction and tact.

After every trace of me has been deleted from the Earth, I'd like my coffin to be carried by people of wildly different heights, wearing clown noses and flippers, and my naked body to be buried under a nice oul tree somewhere.

Legal smegal, I'll be dead and won't have to worry about that crap all i'll be is something in peoples memories and i'd rather that to be of a nice normal person not one with folders full of horse dick pics, Rebecca Black songs, the twilight audiobooks, the rule 34 pics of the Queen and the less said about the tentacle porn the better.

of course they are all examples i wouldn't actually have any of that stuff....

Muise... · 17-02-2014 02:10PM

DannieHasABrazilian wrote: »

Legal smegal, I'll be dead and won't have to worry about that crap all i'll be is something in peoples memories and i'd rather that to be of a nice normal person not one with folders full of horse dick pics, Rebecca Black songs, the twilight audiobooks, the rule 34 pics of the Queen and the less said about the tentacle porn the better.

of course they are all examples i wouldn't actually have any of that stuff....

Of course you wouldn't have any of that; my team of deathbed ninjas will have taken care of it.

Realtine · 17-02-2014 02:12PM

Burn me.
Scatter the remains to the four winds.
Remember me.

Teyla Emmagan · 17-02-2014 02:18PM

westcoast66 wrote: »

I'm going to write a script that will periodically post rubbish on random threads on boards long after my death...

I set up a MS Outlook thing to email one of my friends for 2 years after I'd left a certain company.

It must be said, that after the first couple, she didn't find it very amusing.

But hey, it was a slow Friday afternoon and there wasn't much else to do. I got a cheap laugh out of it and that's all that matters

danniemcq · 17-02-2014 02:54PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I set up a MS Outlook thing to email one of my friends for 2 years after I'd left a certain company.

It must be said, that after the first couple, she didn't find it very amusing.

But hey, it was a slow Friday afternoon and there wasn't much else to do. I got a cheap laugh out of it and that's all that matters

They nuke all our office accounts if we leave here now because of something like that.

Guy set it up to email everyone in the office (500 or so people) with his true feelings to everyone after 2 months or so. Caused quite a sh*tstorm

Have you made any plans for your death?

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